Big Lou's Smart Ass Mock Draft

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  1. Big Lou

    Big Lou Stop Clowning

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    I know the traditional thought would be to go with defensive picks early and often, but hey you just can't miss an oppurtunity to pick up a TE or seven. So here is my Smart Ass Mock Draft. I'm sure we will go after some OLB's, NT's, and CB's with the undrafted guys. I know this joke is overplayed, but I couldn't resist, if this has been done before I apologize.........



    Round 1
    Kyle Rudolph TE Notre Dame 6' 5" 265 lbs. 4.65 40 yd

    Round 2
    Lance Kendricks TE Wisconsin 6' 4" 241 lbs 4.80 40 yd

    Round 3
    Luke Stocker TE Tennessee 6' 6" 253 lbs. 4.80 40 yd

    Round 4
    D.J. Williams TE Arkansas 6' 2" 251 lbs. 4.62 40 yd

    Round 5
    Weslye Saunder TE South Carolina 6' 5" 270 lbs. 4.85 40 yd

    Round 6
    Richard Gordon TE Miami 6' 4" 265 lbs. 4.85 40 yd

    Round 7
    Julius Thomas TE Portland St. 6' 5" 240 lbs. 4.70 40 yd
     
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  2. beerlover

    beerlover Site Contributor

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    Can't you find someone at least 6' 7" or taller :htown2atx:
     
  3. Wolf6151

    Wolf6151 Hall of Fame

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    This way we can put a TE at NT, a TE at OLB, along with lots of depth at TE and on the practice squad. I wouldn't put it past Kubiak to do something really stupid like this.
     
  4. Señor Stan

    Señor Stan El Guapo

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    pfft.

    Not gonna happen. Nobody from Colorado State on that list. Get real.
     
  5. powda

    powda Hall of Fame

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    I think as long as he has a Wisconsin TE his draft meets all the necessary criteria. Besides, all those TEs mean we will have really good special teams like this yea......errrrr...
     
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    Wow, did Kubes get the top 7 picks in the draft?????!!!!
     

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