Axtradamus see the Texans the best team in the AFC

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  1. axman40

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    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Texans will rule the South
    Pity North, East and West
    Tales will spread by word of mouth
    The Texans will be the best!
    :fans:
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  2. Vinnie

    Vinnie with an I E

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    I don't believe I've ever seen a Texans quatrain before?
     
  3. Porky

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    How about a limerick? This is on the fly, so hey first effort and all...

    There once was a team with a snortin' Bull
    Who was only seen when the stadium was full
    when the Ponies came to town, they threw a snit
    cause they were the ones stepping in all of the bull shit
    Seems without the rider, the ponies are awfully dull
     
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  4. Thorn

    Thorn Dirty Old Man

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    calling Arian Foster.......calling Arian Foster......

    Please come save this thread......
     
  5. Señor Stan

    Señor Stan El Guapo

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    Haiku

    Sixty Eight to zip
    should have been the final score
    Kubiak is soft
     
  6. Mr. Texan

    Mr. Texan I'm A Texan

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    who would have thought that we would make it this far
    schaub throwing passes, instead of david carr
    wade running the defense instead of frank bush
    mario at linebacker knocking collins on his tush
     
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  7. Texanmike02

    Texanmike02 Site Contributor

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    I should neg rep you for the last two words of the second line. WTF is wrong with you man? I haven't written those letters together in that sequence for 5 years. Ultimate fail.

    Here is rating your post:
    :vincepalm::vincepalm::vincepalm::vincepalm::vincepalm:

    Shame on you man.

    Mike
     
  8. Mr. Texan

    Mr. Texan I'm A Texan

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    i'm a better rapper than lil wayne
     
  9. Porky

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    How about just a regular poem -

    Behold the legend of the Snortin and fierce Texans Bull
    He was at his best when the stadium was full
    Wide and solid were his long horns
    Today he was so proud as they would be adorned
    With baubles and beads and jewelry made of Jade
    As he knew this was the place that legends were made.
    For this was the day that he finally led the Super Bowl parade.
     
  10. Big Lou

    Big Lou Stop Clowning

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    Yeh, I won't even call my wife's Camry a ca......... Geez that was close, what I meant to say is I refer to all vehicles as automobiles instead of the word that starts with a C and ends with an R.
     
  11. ObsiWan

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    We're sorry. Arian cannot come to the msg board right now as he is currently out frolicking. If you care to leave a msg, please raise your consciousness to a higher plane and your positive vibes will reach him...
    :kitten:
     
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    Kiss my ass!
     
  13. DocBar

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    How about just win some damn football games and become NFL champions? Save the artsy fartsy BS for retirement. We heard this opening tune last year. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
     
  14. EllisUnit

    EllisUnit Serving Koolaid

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    His eyes were cold and restless
    his wounds were almost healed
    And he dont like how
    Mario slamming him to the groundmakes him feel
    Their gonna give Rex Ryan an Ulcer
    Cause he knows the texans are ready to go
    No it aint no New England Patriots
    Its that Damn old red white and blue Toro

    My short Mockery of a song :jogger:
     
  15. ObsiWan

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    Stop perpetratin'
    you ain't Thorn!
     

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