Another year with no playoffs Texans fans...

Discussion in 'Texans Talk' started by TheRealJoker, Jan 3, 2010.

  1. TheRealJoker

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    Well at least the Texans had a winning record this year...

    Gives me some hope that i'll be able to end my vow sooner rather than later I guess :(
     
  2. The Pencil Neck

    The Pencil Neck Subscribed Contributor

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    I really hope you believe in some sort of religion where you'd be celibate regardless of this whole Texans/Playoffs thing.
     
  3. Carr Bombed

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    Catholic priests get more action than this guy, might be illegal, but they do.

    I was really pulling for you Joker, but you know what......"We'll get them next year" (and I really believe that)
     
  4. NitroGSXR

    NitroGSXR Super Sic #58

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    Stop this ridiculous health-endangering vow. Your message has been heard. I'd call that a success! Now go get it tugged.
     
  5. b0ng

    b0ng Ooops

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    I hear 59 and Chimney Rock is the place to be.
     
  6. TexanFan23

    TexanFan23 HoustonTexans#1

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    co-signed. maybe gettin your pickle tickled will be a good luck omen for the team..
     
  7. TexanFan23

    TexanFan23 HoustonTexans#1

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    Just watch out for these guys... ---> :ymca:
     
  8. TexanSam

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    sex > football
     


  9. steelbtexan

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    Hate this for you Joker.
     
  10. brakos82

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    I'm surprised it's all still functional.
     
  11. b0ng

    b0ng Ooops

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    You know you can always "handle" the issue if it seems pressure is backing up too much.
     
  12. Thorn

    Thorn Dirty Old Man

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    In order for the male prostate gland to be healthy, it must be used. If unused, it causes health problems. I'm being serious about this.

    Get that puppy spanked!
     
  13. gtexan02

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    Im hoping that this celibacy vow is a messageboard persona instead of a real life pledge. Theres supporting your team, and then theres unhealthy. Im hoping theres a religious/moral/lack of options reason for your choice instead of a team that plays in a city you live for not making the playoffs.


    If it is real, well, then good luck I guess :fans:
     
  14. Daravenator

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    I just wanted to say congratulations on a winning season and going out with a bang against Marcia and Company. I was pulling for you guys to make the post-season.

    I can see it coming in the near future.
     
  15. Hardcore Texan

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    I am sure it is and it's been played out.
     
  16. FirstTexansFan

    FirstTexansFan The Unknown Fan

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    You know how to hit Joker below the belt with these comments! :)
     
  17. ATXtexanfan

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    That thing is gonna eject a cloud of dust
     
  18. Malloy

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    Who knows, mabye it isnt :)

    Joker, it's all right, I think no-one around here would hold it against you if you broke the wow... seriously :)
     
  19. NitroGSXR

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    He swore to remain celibate. No sex of any kind... So handling his business isn't an option for him.
     
  20. Yankee_In_TX

    Yankee_In_TX Dance Lindsay!

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    At least something is hitting him below the belt :)
     

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