Alshon Jeffrey, The Next Andre Johnson?

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  1. Texasfan101

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    Andre is a beast and I don't think anyone could be compared to him..

    How can you compare a rookie who hasn't played a single snap to a future hall of famer?

    check out the video

    http://youtu.be/3l5Y1ZY-rrA
     
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    Oh, look. Texasfan posting a bleacher report YouTube link. How new and exciting!
     
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    :mcnugget: He's a Chicago Bear, no? Why is this thread in this forum, then? :facepalm:
     
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    It's easy! When you have no credentials, no reputation to tarnish, and are otherwise devoid of any real analysis, you can compare anything you want and pretend it's true! That's the purpose of Bleacherreport, people who have no business in the sports writing world get to throw **** against a wall and see what sticks.
     
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  6. Goatcheese

    Goatcheese Nightmare Over

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    Alshon Jeffrey is the next Dwayne Jarrett.
     
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    The next Andre Davis....maybe. :kubepalm:
     
  8. Nawzer

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    Hey guys I found a picture of Alshon Jeffrey catching a football just like Jerry Rice did. This must mean that Jeffrey is the next Jerry Rice.

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  9. GP

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    BUT he's better than Rice.

    Because in that photo, Rice is wearing shoes and Jeffrey isn't. Boom.
     
  10. Nawzer

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    Lol. Yeah I did that on purpose. Even more impressive that Jeffrey has been playing barefoot this whole time!
     
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    GP Go Texans!

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    He doesn't even have TOES. That is what's most impressive to me.
     
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    If you look closely you'll see that Jeffrey doesn't even really have a left eye. Story is that he had it removed and had the number "6" inserted into the socket because he scored so many touchdowns. It could also be the letter "G" for Gangsta!
     
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    I'm looking at the neck, and thinking you got your Ex-49ers mixed up. There's no way that's not Merton Hanks.
     
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    That picture has obviously been photoshoped. Jerry Rice does not have blue hair.
     
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    Actually that's not a neck. It's a stick.

    That's racist.
     
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    Yeah, they did a pretty good job on Alshon Jeffrey but that doesn't look anything like Jerry Rice.
     
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    It's not a stick. It's a PENCIL NECK!

    WOOT!
     
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    Calvin Johnson?

    Guy's good.

    Edit: Although he probably needs a few more years before we can get accurate comparisons
     
  19. Vinny

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    Calvin is already better than AJ...no disrespect to AJ.
     
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    Yep...
     

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