All the Texans need to do to win. . .

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  1. Andrew6

    Andrew6 Site Contributor

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    I was looking at all the points given up and points scored etc... and in two of the games 31 points was alloud by jags and titans.
    the difference was we scored 34 against Titans.

    All we have to do to win is score more than 31 points. . . wheewww eee. That is easy.
    There running backs are bound to get tired of running all game.
     
  2. Goldensilence

    Goldensilence hipster elite

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    All the Texans need to do to win is.....hope opposing offenses have really bad days.
     
  3. m5kwatts

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    How about facing Jamarcus Russell? Although maybe the Texans D is just what he needs to get his career on track.
     
  4. Kulluminatii

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    Honestly...he is probably the biggest QB bust to date. I think even Leaf put up better numbers. Your D wont have to step up much to shut out Russell. Our D is good, and maybe our D might put some points on the board for us, thats the only way I see the Raiders coming out with a W.
     
  5. GP

    GP Go Texans!

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    Are we seriously going to do "inverted smack talk" whereby we try and convince you that YOU are going to win, and you try to convince us that WE are going to win?

    LOL.

    This is interesting. We think we're going to let Jamarcus put up Pro Bowl numbers. You think we're good to go against your team.

    This is the game that both sides think they're going to lose.

    Maybe the coin toss at the beginning of the game should be allowed to decide who wins and who loses? That way everyone can go back out to the parking lot and enjoy the food and beverages.

    We should petition the NFL to allow our two teams to combine our best players and coaches, and form one team: The H.L.A. Texaiders.
     
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  6. Goatcheese

    Goatcheese Nightmare Over

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    The Battle Red Raiders.
     
  7. GP

    GP Go Texans!

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    Oh my goodness.

    I gotta' go to bed, and dream of Mike Leach coaching this new team of ours.

    "Arrrgh! Spread 'em out, and run 'em deep!"

    lol...i think that's NSFW. i seriously wasn't intending that to turn out that way...lol...oh well...
     
  8. Andrew6

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    Texaiders kinda has a cool sound to it. and the best of both teams... hmmm Awesome offense and kick butt defense. We'd be unstoppable
     


  9. buddyboy

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    Nmandi Asamougha.....Not only would he play on our defense, AJ would never have to play against him!
     
  10. Corrosion

    Corrosion Idealist

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    That first one is a great idea .... combining the teams ? They would still suck. :user:
     
  11. Txn_in_FL

    Txn_in_FL Lucky 13

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    DAMN IT TO HELL!!!

    Kubiak!!! Why don't you read the message boards?!?!?!?

    The answers to your problems are but a logon away.
     
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  12. Goatcheese

    Goatcheese Nightmare Over

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    I think adding Nnamdi Asomugha, Richard Seymour, Mike Huff, and Michael Bush to the Texans roster would push them over .500. Well.. if we got their defensive coordinator... maybe... ? :mcnugget:
     
  13. ObsiWan

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    I like this idea... but couldn't we just kidnap them or pull a switcheroo. Give him Amobi for Seymour. Chris Brown for McFadden... Dunta for Nnamdi... Antonio Smith for Gregg Ellis... and so on.
    Al is so old, he wouldn't notice.

    This way we wouldn't have to play on that silly dirt infield
     
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  14. Silver Oak

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    this message board would have long ago imploded if we had Russell as our QB.
     
  15. El Tejano

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    That's what we thought last year and we got kicked in the ding ding!
     
  16. Thorn

    Thorn Dirty Old Man

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    It's not imploding now? :thinking:
     
  17. Showtime100

    Showtime100 Got JJ?

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    Best post I've seen in a long time. :spit:
     

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