All-psycho team - a little off season fun

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  1. drewmar74

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    Okay, how's about this? We spool up an "All-Psycho Team." 11 offensive players, 11 defensive players, K, P, and a special teamer. Floor is open for suggestions but just make sure that your player is a loudmouth, locker room cancer, felon, or notable malcontent. The ultimate goal is to pick a team of 25 players that would implode before the end of training camp.

    *Edited to compile suggestions from thread*

    Head Coach - Woody Hayes
    OC - Kevin Gilbride
    DC - Buddy Ryan

    QB - Ryan Leaf
    RB1 - Lawrence Phillips
    RB2 - OJ Simpson
    WR1 - Terrell Owens
    WR2 - Rae Carruth
    TE - Jerramy Stevens
    OT - ??
    OT - ??
    OG - ??
    OG - Conrad Dobler
    C - Barrett Robbins

    DT - Albert Haynesworth
    DT - ??
    DE - ??
    DE - ??
    LB - Ray Lewis
    LB - Bill Romanowski
    LB - Steve Foley
    CB1 - DeAngelo Hall
    CB2 - Adam "PacMan" Jones
    S - Chuck Cecil
    S - Roy "I give away yardage because I can't tackle legally" Williams

    P - Todd Sauerbrun
    K - Mike Vanderjagdt
    ST - Jerome Mathis

    On the bench
    QB - Mike Vick
    K - Sebastian Janikowski
    RB - Maurice Clarett - hey, he went to camp with Houston North
    RB - Onterrio Smith
    LB - Lawrence Taylor
    LB - Joey Porter
    WR - Michael Irvin
     
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    How about Ray Lewis? Bare minimum, he knew the guy who disected someone. Or LT? He had a lot of issues. Fat Albert is mean as a rattlesnake. How can we forget Barret Robbins? So, there is your Center, MLB, OLB, and DT. Also add Steve Folley.
     
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  4. DiehardChris

    DiehardChris You betcha!

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    Offensive coordinator - Kevin Gilbride
    Defensive coordinator - Buddy Ryan
     
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    Vanderjagt is a good pick at kicker but if you need a back-up, Sebastian Janikowski
     
  6. DiehardChris

    DiehardChris You betcha!

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    Aw, you had to go there. LOL

    (He was a DL, by the way)
     
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    Can it be college football as well...?? If so, head coach Woody Hayes.
     
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    Ahh, yes. You are correct. My bad.
     


  9. DiehardChris

    DiehardChris You betcha!

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    If we include college - we have that punter who stabbed the punter who was ahead of him on the depth chart... don't remember the school or the names.

    Doing it just NFL is harder though, more of a challenge.... I like a challenge...
     
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    DiehardChris You betcha!

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    Also - this team will have serious RB depth. Let's not forget about Maurice Clarrett and OJ Simpson.
     
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    Northern Colorado...no?

    *EDIT*

    Yes.
     
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    I don't see how this team can take the field without Bill Romanowski. I just don't think it's possible to omit him.
     
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    Wouldnt the CB#2 have to be Adam Jones??
     
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    Awesome! How did I forget PacMan?
     
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    joey porter for a LB??? for his involvement in jumping the guy from the bengals in vegas?
     
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    please don't go there...oh man, the real story on what happened is truly disturbing
     
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    DiehardChris You betcha!

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    That's rumor. I know people who are part of the HPD, and it's BS. Truly disturbing? Yes. True - not even close. (this thread will self destruct in 3...2...1....)
     
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    Agreed.. The incident itself was disturbing enough, but I also know a person that was involved (also HPD), and the rumors were not true.
     
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    DiehardChris You betcha!

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    Yeah and the thing is - all the HPD guys I know LOVE to gossip and tell people stuff they should never ever let get out in public... if it were true, they'd be all too happy to not only discuss the details, but they'd go ferret out the paperwork and share it.
     
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    back up QB Mike Vick.

    I'm sure there could very well be some old school guys here that could be catergorized and psycho...on the field at least.
     

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