Alert the USDA: Over-hyped Beef Patties coming to Indianapolis

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  1. CloakNNNdagger

    CloakNNNdagger Site Contributor

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    This is something that I'm hearing and reading from many sources. It will be a pleasure come Monday night to give Peyton and his ponies a meal they can choke on.:tiphat:

    Scanning The Field: The Opponent Ahead

     
  2. powerfuldragon

    powerfuldragon g'mornin to you

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    let's give this guy a coronary.
     
  3. Thorn

    Thorn Dirty Old Man

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    Take him to Bellaire Broiler Burger. LOL
     
  4. DerekLee1

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    Here's to hoping we can send him a big a$$ box of frozen patties on Tuesday.
     
  5. Texan_Bill

    Texan_Bill Subscribed Contributor

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    We'll be fine!! I'm not suggesting that Monday night is a lock for a win, but the Texans will show-up and play well...

    No eff it, the Texans go into Indy and will win. How? A fair to steady diet of Arian Foster, but more importantly, AJ destroying their depleted secondary...

    That said, I think the very first offensive play should be the Texans lining up in the "I" w/ a tight end, AJ lining up outside and coming in motion towards the middle of the field. Hand the ball off to Foster and then.......




    Wait!!!





    Wait for it!








    Have AJ make a double move, Foster pitches the ball back to Schaub and he launches a bomb to AJ... Whether the play is successful or not, it would certainly cause the Colts to wonder about the Texans game plan. Colts would be thinking: "Are we gonna let AF go off for 200+ yards, are we going to let Schaub throw the ball over the yard..... and oh yeah, we can make no assumptions based on the Texans formations"
     
  6. JB

    JB Old Curmudgeon

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    Really? We lost to the Giants in week 3? And we lost at Dallas?

    This Dude is Indy's version of Tk, only stupid.


    That said, I would love to see this on the locker room wall of the Texans tomorrow!
     
  7. CloakNNNdagger

    CloakNNNdagger Site Contributor

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    Somebody tweet the link of the article to one of the D and tell them to post it on their walls or dart board, whichever they wish..........compliment of their supporting fans.:tiphat:
     
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    JB Old Curmudgeon

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    Cush just got a drop....:D
     
  9. gwallaia

    gwallaia Moderator Staff Member

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    Did anyone notice the meat and burger comparisons he used in the article?
     
  10. SrslySirius

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    LOL that article was funnay. I liked the 3rd, 7th, and 15th time that he made beef and digestion metaphors. This guy should write for SNL.
     
  11. Showtime100

    Showtime100 Got AJ?

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    Lol, I quit reading about half way through. I liked the theme, but geeeezus.
     
  12. BeerTastesLikeVictory

    BeerTastesLikeVictory Custom Title

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    Well now that you mention it, yes in fact I do. Maybe I will write a rebuttal using the term "Pre-Pubescent Equines" once in every single line.
     
  13. Hardcore Texan

    Hardcore Texan Magnet Man

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    Wow, that was painful reading. Over using an analogy doesn't equal good writing. While he is accurate in some of his assessment of the Texans D, he drifts into la la land and makes a plethora of assumptions.

    And we all know what happens when you assume.

    Not to mention the Colts D is freaking terrible, outside there pass rush. And he calls Mario/Antonio Smith, Freeney and Mathis lite. Terrible comparison.
     
  14. nero THE zero

    nero THE zero Hall of Fame

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    I had to read it a second time to catch them. A bit too subtle by the author. Maybe use a heavier hand next time.
     
  15. Señor Stan

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    Some problems other than the burger references...

    Errr...Mario and Smith are not speed rushers.

    Mario - 6'6 / 295
    Smith - 6'4 / 295

    Mathis - 6'2 /245
    Freeney - 6'1 / 268

    The term "Lite" just a tad inaccurate.

    The same "rugged" defense that the Texans hung 35 on?

    Oh, and maybe the author doesn't remember this...
    but I'm sure Peyton does.

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  16. Hardcore Texan

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    Exactly what I said Stan about the mathis/freeney lite comment.

    Nice pic! I don't think even manning can throw accurately with his eyes closed.
     
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    Tuesday November 2nd somewhere in Indiana....

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    I couldn't get past it to read if he had anything worthwhile to say. That was just a pathetic use of tired metaphors. Weak.

    "Moo cows"...is this dude in kindergarten? Lame.

    I'm going to be an a-hole fan now and hope Manning gets hurt. Booya! :cow: [/sarcasm]
     
  19. Big Lou

    Big Lou Stop Clowning

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    F this guy. "Beef Paties", really what a douche nozel.

    His anology is almost good if you put it in the context of his article. It's diarhea!

    Is Paul Kuharsky a pen name for Richard Justice.

    Maybe I should do an article on the Colts and call them Glue or Dog Food since they have a horse mascot.



    DUMB, JUST DUMB.......
     
  20. CloakNNNdagger

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    Paul Kuharsky, an NFL writer for ESPN, didn't write this piece. In fact, he puts the Texans in light that they have a good chance against the Colts.
    The author is a Colts fan..........davidpdietz@gmail.com.
     

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