Discussion in 'Texans Talk' started by Double Barrel, Apr 25, 2014.
Interesting read, and I thought some of y'all might enjoy it, as well.
DB that was rep worthy but alas...
Got him for you.
I wonder if these guys actually talk like this in negotiations.
In regards to that initial offer, that is insulting.
And the ensuing counteroffer will be obscene!!
Me "JJ we want to resign you, but heres the deal"
Watt "Ok i'm listening"
Me "First off we cut the entire D-Line, since the rest of the guys did nothing last season anyways"
Watt "Yeah thats reasonable"
Me "So we will now start running a 1-5, and in return we will pay you 1 gazillion dollars for 10 years"
Watt "Hell yeah sounds good.....Wait What.....Is that even a number"
Me "Watt i am Rick smith, you know that i know that you know that i know what i'm talking about"
Watt "Wont that hurt our cap numbers just a tad"
Me "Cap numbers, hell no we have plenty of ball caps made over seas by little kids working for .05 a day, trust me kid i know what i'm doing"
$70M, with $12M guaranteed is insulting? Lower than JJ's value on the free market, but I don't think it's insulting.
Great read so far. Still 20 million apart in guaranteed money.
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