AFC South

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  1. axman40

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    • Strength: Head coach Gary Kubiak is more than living up to his nickname as "The John Elway's Backup Of Coaching"; if quarterback Matt Schaub continues to improve at the rate he did between 2007 and 2009, he will throw for 6,000 yards and 90 touchdowns this year
    • Weakness: Decision to limit injuries by not allowing players to tackle may hurt the defense; running back Steve Slaton's habit of coughing up the ball may be indicative of serious digestive issues
    • http://www.theonion.com/articles/onion-sports-2010-nfl-teambyteam-guide,18023/?slide=2
    • A little humor before the season starts.
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    The Pencil Neck Subscribed Contributor

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    I'll take 6000 yards and 90 TDs.

    But that "not allowing to tackle" thing hurt.
     
  3. Dutchrudder

    Dutchrudder COOL BEANS!

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    Lol... this one is my favorite:

     
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    This was my fave...
     
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    I thought the Mario line was pretty funny too.
     
  6. thunderkyss

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    On a serious note, it would be nice if Matt can get the TD passes up.

    Nothing wrong with 29, but 39 sounds so much better.
     
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    Yup!! All joking aside in this thread, I like the way you think!!!!!!!!! ;)
     
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    Big Lou Stop Clowning

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    If Schaub throws for 90 TD's the Defense can tackle like Horse Crap and we'd win the SB!!!!!!
     


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    AFC South
    Jacksonville Jaguars

    •Strength: With stalwart Aaron Kampman at defensive end, opponents will be forced to throw at the weak secondary or run through the soft middle of their line•Weakness: Quarterback controversy between Luke McCown and David Garrard has coaches wondering if they should even have a quarterback at all•Player To Watch: Pro Bowl quarterback David Garrard•Biggest Question: How totally weird was it that three different AFC quarterbacks had to get injured so David Garrard could make the Pro Bowl?

    Indianapolis Colts

    •Strength: Peyton Manning•Weakness: Standout back Joseph Addai, dangerous receiver Reggie Wayne, and brilliant defensive end Dwight Freeney are not Peyton Manning•Player To Watch: Safety Bob Sanders until he gets injured in week four, then Peyton Manning•Biggest Question: Why is this consistently excellent team so unbelievably boring to watch?
     

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