A Poem For The Monday Night Game

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  1. gary

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    Less than one week before the Monday night showdown
    The Texans are coming up with a plan to make VY leave h town with a frown
    Before VY says hut hut the Texans D is going to plant him right on his butt
    Mario, Brian, and Ryans to will have Young so far back on his toes he won't have a clue what to do
    The Tacks are in bad shape and although they are playing better as of late they should still prepare for yet another rape
    Bud shouldn't shoot the bird because come next Monday night his team won't be able to stop the herd
    Fisher will then start Kerry once more but it doesn't matter because as of next offseason he'll be on his way out the front door
    Bud Adams will then be screaming and don't you come back no more

    I hope you all enjoy it let me know.
     
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    LOL

    Bud Shooting the bird was funny as hell. I guess he thought he saw Bob Lanier in the stands!

    LMAO
     
  3. gary

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    I don't like him for taking away the team and after what he did the the Bills fans I have lost all my respect for him. I hop the Texans piss on both him and his team this Monday night.
     
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    There once was a Titan named Vince,
    A quarterback - somewhat - in stints,
    One Fall Monday night,
    He got sacked 'til he cried,
    Jeff Fisher's not heard from him since.
     
  5. gtexan02

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    MNF Haiku

    Monday Night Football
    Titans will be embarassed
    Vince Young likes Sausage
     
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    Very good Gary. I to especially liked the Budster line.
     
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    at kroger they sell vy sausage no joke lol
     
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    eww
     


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    Haha I've seen this I always laugh when I see it. Obviously there's the double meaning but I can't help but think of other busts getting their own product. Spergon Wynn chile anyone? How about some Ryan Leaf pasta?
     
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    Thanks.
     
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    Both were AWESOME!!!
     
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    I knew you all would like it.
     

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