The following Mock Draft is a light-hearted response to the countless serious Mock Drafts that are out there. I will add a few each day. With the 1st pick in the draft, the San Fransicso 49ers select Mr. Green Jeans No surpise here, the 49ers select Mr. Green Jeans as expected. Jeans is clearly the best QB in the draft this season and the 49ers sorely need a leader. Jeans will provide leadership and a cannon for an arm. His mobility in the pocket will keep opposing defenses on the ropes. Move over Vick, Green Jeans is on the scene.