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Houston Texans: Mike Glennon, QB, N.C. State
The Bears may have signed Mike Glennon in free agency, but that doesn't matter because the Texans were able to obtain him through a loophole, using their first-round selection to steal him from the Bears. Houston will have to pay Glennon the salary Chicago has given to him, but that didn't seem to bother Rick Smith.
"Like a wise man once said, if at first you don't succeed try again," Smith said. "And in this case, if at first you don't succeed by throwing tons of money at terrible quarterbacks with no proven track record, keep throwing tons of money at terrible quarterbacks with no proven track record."
It sometimes pays off to stick to your principles, but this is a bit ridiculous, right? We thought so, until we learned the evil truth. Smith has been possessed by the demon known as Brodie Croyle. The Croyle Demon invades the minds of innocent general managers and forces them to spend major resources on awful quarterbacks. Thus far, the Croyle Demon has infested the minds of Smith, David Caldwell, Ryan Pace and Rick Spielman, among others.
As a PSA, be vigilant. If your general manager spends countless resources on a terrible quarterback, the Croyle Demon has possessed him. If this happens, please call an exorcist immediately.
