Some of this was pretty funny, so I thought I'd share it here. Different than the same ol' mocks you see everyday. Link 18. Houston Texans - Louie Lastik. OL. (Remember The Titans). Finally, the Texans address their needs along the offensive line. Lastik also plans on starting a soul group with Mario Williams, Amobi Okoye and DeMeco Ryans, an agreement made after Lastik back off demands that hed only play for Motown. Also: 1. Miami Dolphins - Forrest Gump. KR. (Forrest Gump). Bill Parcells would prefer to go with a defensive player here, but cant resist a player who scores nearly every time he touches the ball. Concerns over Gumps intelligence were allayed when Gump scored a 9 on his Wunderlic test, 2 points higher than Vince Young. 24. Tennessee Titans - Air Bud. WR. (Air Bud, Golden Retriever). I have to admit, Ive never seen any of the Air Bud movies, but from what I understand, its about a dog that catches footballs in its mouth. He has to be better than Roydell Williams, Justin Gage or Brandon Jones. He also scored two points higher on the Wonderlic than Vince Young.