17 Coaches

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  1. BigDTexansFan

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    There are 17 coaches on Texans sidelines (including Dom Capers) they have a coach for everything, maybe we need less specialized coaching and just 1 voice advising players. :hairpull:

    Texans Coaching Staff
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    Dom Capers Head Coach
    Vic Fangio Defensive Coordinator
    Joe Marciano Special Teams Coordinator
    Chris Palmer Offensive Coordinator
    Kippy Brown Wide Receivers Coach
    Todd Grantham Defensive Line Coach
    Chick Harris Running Backs Coach
    Jon Hoke Defensive Backs Coach
    Tony Marciano Tight Ends Coach
    Tony Oden Defensive Assistant/Assistant Defensive Backs Coach
    Tom Olivadotti Linebackers Coach
    Joe Pendry Offensive Line Coach (Guards/Centers)
    Dan Riley Strength & Conditioning Coach
    Greg Roman Quarterbacks Coach
    Steve Marshall Offensive Line Coach (Tackles)
    Eric Sutulovich Assistant Special Teams Coach/Admin. Asst.
    Ray Wright Assistant Strength & Conditioning Coach
     
  2. Fiddy

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    The Patriots have 17...
    The Steelers have 16...
    The Eagles have 20...

    idonno:
     
  3. Lucky

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    Wouldn't it be great if all 17 of the Texans coaches were introduced running through the inflatable helmet before the Browns game? :idea:

    Um, maybe not. :slap:
     
  4. Txnpride

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    I dont care if there are 1000 coaches on the field....if the players dont produce.....you aint gonna win.
     
  5. axman40

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    We still need a clock coach! :hmmm:
     
  6. Harry Biped

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    And a "How not to make stupid mistakes at crucial times" coach too.
     
  7. TexansNFL

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    And a coach to decide when to challenge the officiating on the field...please!!!!
     
  8. Jwwillis

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    good 1 :rofl: :rofl:
     
  9. Jwwillis

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    IMO Joe Pendry and Steve Marshall need to watch there backs.
     
  10. cuppacoffee

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    Jon Hoke Defensive Backs Coach


    Being interviewed for the Pitt Panther job.
     
  11. Vinny

    Vinny shiny happy fan Staff Member

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    I suggest...

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  12. BigDTexansFan

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    not sure maybe your humor is drier than West Texas, my point is that these days we have a coach for everything but bathroom breaks. In earlier days of NFL you had an OL coach not one for tackles 1 for centers 1 for guards 1 for holding drink bottle and towels. :thud:
     
  13. astrofan

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    replace:
    Chris Palmer
    Kippy Brown
    Chick Harris
    Tony Marciano
    Joe Pendry
    Greg Roman
    Steve Marshall
    Dan Riley
    Ray Wright

    with:
    Mike Leach (OC&QBs)
    Bill Bedenbaugh (RBs&OL)
    Sonny Dykes (WRs)
    Dana Holgerson (TEs&slotreceivers)
    Bennie Wylie(kicking *ss)

    now we're down to 13
    that was easy
     
  14. TexansTrueFan

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    you forgot about Dom Capers :banana:
     
  15. astrofan

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    I think Capers would be an awesome DC (keep VicF, too)
    we could hire Sam Harrell from Ennis to be HC

    then we would be back up to 14 though
     
  16. BornOrange

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    Yeah, Mike Leach would really do well in the NFL. :crazy: :rofl:
     
  17. astrofan

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    Green Bay (leads division)
    St. Louis (second)
    Minnesota (second)
    Dolts (leads)
    Phillie (leads)
    Seattle (leads)

    nevermind, passing teams suck
    I know, lets draft Matt Jones and run the ball every play
     
  18. Texan Gal 312

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    St Louis (6-7) second just ahead of powerhouses Arizona and SF - yes they do suck.

    Minnesota 7-6 second just ahead of Chicago and Detroit - going no where in a hurry

    Seattle - leads division just ahead of St. Louis (see above) - about to get head coach fired.

    You could say some of the same for leading running teams
    Atlanta 10-3 clinched division
    Pittsburgh 12-1 clinched division
    Jets 9-4 second, likely to make playoffs
    New England 12-1

    By the way, Kansas City makes both list. So in conclusion, Having a really dominating defense is the MOST IMPORTANT.
     
  19. HJam72

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    Sounds like maybe we need to draft front 7 on the Defense. :hmmm:
     

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