15 year old with big expectations vs bills

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  1. HouSportsWriter

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    first i will like to say this is this is guna be 1 hell! of a game....if the texans come out and play 60 min we win if we dont well....they win.......



    this is a 50/50 game untell proven



    texans offence been nearly unstopable and by unstopable i mean everything other then the run game....

    this said i see the texans throwing earley and ofton the runing game will not get going in this game at all. this said if andre does not get his reps who will step up


    1 owen danals?
    2 andre davis?
    3 jacoby jones?
    4 david anderson?


    my guess all 4 will we allready know walter is good so thats why i did not bring him up



    my expectations if we play 60 min are the folowing



    schaub 300+ yard game *throwing* 2 td 0 int / fum
    slaton *runing* 100 yards 0 fum
    cushing 1 sack and 1int and led team in tackels
    andre 130+ yards 8+ receptions
    od 100+ yards 9 receptions
    super mario 2 sacks



    if we dont play 60 min my expectations are the folowing



    just win!
     
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    powerfuldragon g'mornin to you

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  4. TheIronDuke

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    It's OK everyone, I speak slatonisabeast. I'm a member of an activist group that seeks to translate incomprehensible English to one which normal humans can understand. The following is what slatonisabeast meant to say:



    First I would like to say that this is going to be one hell of a game. If the Texans come and and play 60 minutes, we win. If we don't, well, they win. This is a 50/50 game until proven. (?)

    The Texans offense has been nearly unstoppable and by unstoppable I mean everything other than the run game.

    This brilliant observation said, I see the Texans throwing early and often. The running game will not get going in this game at all. This said if Andre does not get his reps who will step up? Perhaps Owen Daniels, Ande Davis, Jacoby Jones, or David Anderson?

    I'm guessing that all four will, we all know that Walter will so that's why I didn't bring him up fellow Texans fans.

    If they meet my expectations with a 60 minute game I expect the following:

    Schaub- 300+ yard game with 2 TD's, no picks, no fumbles
    Slaton- 100 yards rushing with no fumbles
    Cushing- 1 sack and 1 INT and leads the team in tackles
    Andre- 130+ yards with at least 8 receptions
    OD- 100+ yards with 9 receptions
    Super Mario- 2 sacks

    Let's just win!
     
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    Every english teacher you've ever had should be fired.
     
  6. CloakNNNdagger

    CloakNNNdagger Site Contributor

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    Wind and rain may screw up all of the above.
     
  7. Thorn

    Thorn Dirty Old Man

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    And for every poster like slatonisabeast, we also have an accompanying grammer nazi.

    It's a football BBS, not a English class. Lighten up.
     
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  8. JDizzle

    JDizzle I'm a dude

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    Stop, Grammer time!

    But seriously, the correct spelling is "grammar".
     


  9. TheIronDuke

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    Thorn, pointing out mistakes on the OP's many grammatical errors isn't being grammar police. Asking the kid to start a thread that people can read isn't asking too much. He has the ability to use spell check so it's not much to ask him to use it.
     
  10. Thorn

    Thorn Dirty Old Man

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    I understand your point. I’m partially dyslexic and a bad typist, so just about any post I make over two sentences I often run through word first. It’s probably why I’m so sensitive to that type of behavior. In fact, now I'm wondering why I misspelled grammar, Word should have caught that. Or I just didn’t see the little red line under it. LOL

    And now that I’ve derailed the thread, let me put it back on track with saying I think we beat the Bills by 17 or more Sunday.
     
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    So when you make drunk posts, does Word crash on you? :ahhaha:

    Thread Hijacking is better anyways. LOL
     
  13. Thorn

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    Drunk posting does not require Word, it only requires beer. :)
     
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    I'm a freaking tremendous speller/typist but I still have to resort to spell check. And I'm also hammered right now and just had to go back and re-type 10 words and that last number to make it right. But I did it. I don't want to look like an *****. The board's been on this kid to amp up his freaking spelling game but he continues to crap on the English language. Asking someone to type coherently on a message board isn't asking much.

    FTR, I saw Texans by 9.

    NM, checked my facebook and I said 24-13 Texans.
     
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    If you use Firefox there is an option to click and it will spell check as you go just like Word.
     
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    If we are who we think we are we should beat the times we are "supposed" to beat and this is one of them and TBH we already proveed that when we beat Cincy so yeah Bills get RDY TO LOSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    we are not even thinking about u we are thinking about teh colts yeah we can not think about u and still win
     
  18. TheIronDuke

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    Now we need Johnsonfan to post and then we'll have the trifecta.
     
  19. TexCanada

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    I think "danals" should have a solid game, but I think this game rests on the O-line's shoulders and Slaton's grip. Run the ball baby!
     
  20. Texaninlild

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    I am going to have to agree with the Spell check Nazi. It was the first thing I thought when I read it, but I do agree Texans by double digits Thorn. I just think it is cool a man of your age can even turn on a PC. Your generation invented the abacus, right? :shetexan:
     

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