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  1. The Pencil Neck

    First Round Trade

    But don't forget his draft three years ago when he had NOTHING to work with and he still landed Nico Collins, Roy Lopez, and (granted, didn't end up great) Davis Mills. Brevin Jordan might still develop into something as well.
  2. The Pencil Neck

    NFL Random Thought of the Day

    Earlier today, my wife and I were talking about how Reid and Mahomes are becoming the new Belichik and Brady and how the road to the SB in the AFC is going to go through them going forward. Her reaction was: No problem, CJ can do it. I love my wife so much.
  3. The Pencil Neck

    Anyone else glad that we don't have to care about the Browns anymore?

    My mom worked for... was it TicketMaster at that point? It was a place inside a Foleys (iirc) in the Northwest Memorial Mall. My mom heard that squeeze box song and LOVED it so she got tickets for my older sister and me... and her. My sister and I were in a quandry. We were excited and happy...
  4. The Pencil Neck

    Anyone else glad that we don't have to care about the Browns anymore?

    I had to go back and check the dates. It would have been 76 when I saw them. They had just released Squeeze Box.
  5. The Pencil Neck

    Anyone else glad that we don't have to care about the Browns anymore?

    I saw them at the Summit with Keith Moon playing drums.
  6. The Pencil Neck

    Texans random thought of the day

    Good right hook. Woman. Stop trying to make me fall in love with you.
  7. The Pencil Neck

    UPCOMING TEXANS FREE AGENTS

    Curtis Martin, John Riggins, Walter Payton, Emmitt Smith, Adrian Peterson, Corey Dillon... There are guys out there who had a 1000 yard season or seasons after they were thirty. But you're talking about a handful of guys out of thousands. Ladanian Tomlinson had 1110 yards when he was 29, 730...
  8. The Pencil Neck

    TexansTalk Official Rules - Updated

    I'd like to report this post and have this user banned. Thank you.
  9. The Pencil Neck

    Nick Caserio - New GM

    People misspelling and mangling Kevin Walter's and Owen Daniels' names has been a long standing tradition on this forum.
  10. The Pencil Neck

    TexansTalk Official Rules - Updated

    Dude. That was a very aggressive lol. You need to calm down. Take a chill pill. R-E-L-A-X. :kitten:
  11. The Pencil Neck

    TexansTalk Official Rules - Updated

    Please don't. You'll just ruin my mental image of you being Deadpool.
  12. The Pencil Neck

    UPCOMING TEXANS FREE AGENTS

    It's really easy to over-use a running back. I remember Larry Johnson with the Chiefs. He had a couple of great seasons, but in that second great season, he rushed for like 420 carries or so and after that, he was just toast. Henry has been more durable than I expected. After a couple of...
  13. The Pencil Neck

    UPCOMING TEXANS FREE AGENTS

    I'd really prefer not to repeat the Ahman Green experiment.
  14. The Pencil Neck

    Welcome back to Houston Tank Dell

    Like maybe run blocking on the goal line? Maybe?
  15. The Pencil Neck

    Texans Wide Receivers

    Our offensive line situation this year, especially LG and C, was a nightmare. RG: Shaq Mason was signed as a FA and came in and played most of the year, starting every game and only missing a few snaps here and there. He was just meh. LT: Tunsil's great, especially with pass blocking. But...
  16. The Pencil Neck

    “NFL Script” Did the news accidentally confirm what most suspected?

    You take the Chinese takeout guys out of your whore mouth. Wait. That came out wrong. Or did it?
  17. The Pencil Neck

    “NFL Script” Did the news accidentally confirm what most suspected?

    It's harmless fun and joking around until people start scratching their chins and saying, "hmmmm." And then before you know it you've got people beating up pizza delivery guys because it's all a front for the worship of Ba'al and the sacrifice of babies to harness their innocence in the name of...
  18. The Pencil Neck

    Time for a poll - where to now?

    I'm not too worried about our OL now, except when it comes to run blocking. Our pass protection issues are mostly on blitz recognition and an occasional miss picking up a twist. I think once we have everybody back where they're supposed to be, we've got all the pieces for a good OL. We have...
  19. The Pencil Neck

    NFL Coaching Search

    They're still working on deflating the balls correctly.
  20. The Pencil Neck

    Slowik interviewing

    No. :kitten:
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