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  1. Goatcheese

    If You Could Leave One Texan in Mexico City.

    Rick Smith. Carr was right there when we picked. I had him as a top 8-12 prospect and we needed a QB urgently.
  2. Goatcheese

    We suck...

    The Jags haven't had a winning record since 2007. Next season will mark 10 years without a winning season and there's no light at the end of the tunnel. During that period the Texans have 2 losing seasons, but have made the playoffs 3 (probably 4) times, and have 2 playoff wins to show for it...
  3. Goatcheese

    We suck...

    It's pretty ridiculous if Texans fans sound like Jags fans. The Jags are a genuinely bad team. The Texans are just painfully average and can't compete against the league's elite.
  4. Goatcheese

    Official Brock Osweiler MVP Watch Thread!

    It's looks like we've hit.... Brock bottom/ http://cow.org/csi/
  5. Goatcheese

    The Johnny "Football" Manziel NFL thread

    Why did anyone ever think this clown could be an NFL player? He was already flaming out in college and an NFL team thought that giving him millions of dollars would somehow change how he acts instead of making it worse.
  6. Goatcheese

    The New New JaDeveon Clowney Thread

    Last year they found diacetyl (linked to popcorn lung) in some e-cigs despite not being listed on the ingredients panel. No thanks, I think I'll steak to inhaling air. It's dangerous enough.
  7. Goatcheese

    Stage is set: Osweiler vs. Lynch

    That reads like a badly written Bronco's press release. "Nobody expected another QB to go in the first, and that's why Elway was a genius to trade up for him!" wat? I'm not even going to get into the absurdity of calling a late 1st round QB "the same quarterback" as a guy with several years...
  8. Goatcheese

    Will Fuller WR Notre Dame- 1st round 2016

    I'm not sure you understand the concept of a player's floor. Obviously getting the minimum expected out of a player isn't ideal, but getting a functional #2 with game changing speed isn't the worst thing ever. For comparison, Treadwell's floor is being unable to separate and being bounced from...
  9. Goatcheese

    Will Fuller WR Notre Dame- 1st round 2016

    I'm not too worried. Worst case scenario is a Corey Bradford type player. I think he has the potential to be a Laveraneus Coles (the early years) caliber player.
  10. Goatcheese

    Rick Smith the 16th best GM

    I'm not convinced RS is the 32nd best GM. He's lucked into a few good 1st round picks, but has otherwise one of the worst draft histories I can remember. His FA picks have mostly been busts or outright disasters. And he massively overpaid Foster for no reason. You can pick up a 5.0 YPC running...
  11. Goatcheese

    Watt had 5 torn core muscles in 2015

    For one, our division was a dumpster fire, and if we had to play against better teams our record is maybe 6-10 or 7-9. Winning the worst division in football is not a huge accomplishment. Second, not even the most diehard fan thought this team could win a Superbowl and were happy just getting...
  12. Goatcheese

    Watt had 5 torn core muscles in 2015

    It's really disappointing to see that the Texans training staff let him play with injuries that could become essentially permanently debilitating in a season that wasn't going anywhere to begin with. I could maybe see leaving it up to the player if you've got a legitimate shot at a ring, because...
  13. Goatcheese

    Kubiak's Next Destination

    The NFL sure figured out Kubiak and Wade's generic predictable schemes didn't they. Dinosaurs incapable of succeeding in a modern NFL that left them in the dust. Please share some more of your expert opinions.
  14. Goatcheese

    The Official Half Assed Chiefs @ Texans Wildcard Playoffs Gameday Thread

    No. No. No. Dear God, no. No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
  15. Goatcheese

    The Official Half Assed Chiefs @ Texans Wildcard Playoffs Gameday Thread

    It's good that you clarified that. Now we know you're basing your dislike of Kubiak on complete and total ignorance.
  16. Goatcheese

    The Official Half Assed Chiefs @ Texans Wildcard Playoffs Gameday Thread

    What were the Cowgirls doing this weekend? Oh right, they weren't good enough to make the playoffs. That's like a midget trying to call a 5'7" guy short.
  17. Goatcheese

    Why all the crying......

    Constructive criticism is great and sparks interesting debates and discussions. Constantly whining about everything is just whining. Other than 2005 the discussion was still mostly constructive and rational, even about Carr. The people who were constantly negative were a small minority that...
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