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The Anderson Mullet Poll

Shoulder David Anderson keep his mullet into the regular season?

  • Hell Yes, Business at the front, Party at the back

    Votes: 52 41.9%
  • No Way!

    Votes: 6 4.8%
  • Don't Care as long as he catches Footballs

    Votes: 66 53.2%

  • Total voters
    124

Silver Oak

All Pro
if he catches 15 td passes this season, I may embrace the mullet too!

I voted keep it, and keep catching those passes.
 

hadaad

Rookie
I voted to keep it but I'm a little concerned that a player's hair is getting this much attention











again.
 

gtexan02

Working?
OH NO! Its YKW all over again. I say cut it and move on. Growing out your hair for the team has already been done
 
He should keep the mullet. Could you imagine if all the Texans fans grew mullets in support of the team. It'd be awesome! BTW: Yes, I'm originally from Pasa-get-down-dena> Yee Haw!
 

Texan_Bill

Hall of Fame
Don't care if he sports a mullet or a mohawk, just continue to perform the way he has been...


BTW he said he will cut it off after the preseason to look "more professional".
 

Malloy

Hall of Fame
Does that mean he has a job on this team, or is he cutting the hair before going to a job interview ? :)
 

Cjeremy635

Overtraining
Don't care if he sports a mullet or a mohawk, just continue to perform the way he has been...


BTW he said he will cut it off after the preseason to look "more professional".
Yeah, he said that, but he also said he's been getting a lot of people wanting him to keep it so he just may. I say keep the mullet....it rocks! This guy thinks so too:



Edit: I just noticed this picture was posted in the other thread.....my bad.
 
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Anderson needs to keep it and let it really grow. Take into account how he would have made the team with a total balls on mullet, he would be a huge fan favorite.

Next thing you know we'll see bobble head dolls sportin' his mullet.

Cool stuff...
 

Sideline

Veteran
BTW he said he will cut it off after the preseason to look "more professional".
Not so fast....he said he would leave it up to us and the guys, Im guessing they love it so I reckon it will stay. lol

“I’m going to leave that up to the fans and the players. Originally, I thought I was going to cut it and become a little more professional after preseason, but I’ve gotten a lot of requests to keep it. So, I might have to keep it.”
 

TheRealJoker

Hall of Fame
I think the lightning bolt mullet will be the new "in" hairstyle before the season is over after Anderson blows up. This fanbase can use the lightning mullet as a rallying point, much like the Yankees Giambi mustache all star campaign.

Imagine how great our homefield advantage would be if there was a sold out Reliant Stadium on MNF Battle Red Day...every fan in the stadium rocking lightning mullet wigs
 

Vinnie

with an I E
I think the lightning bolt mullet will be the new "in" hairstyle before the season is over after Anderson blows up. This fanbase can use the lightning mullet as a rallying point, much like the Yankees Giambi mustache all star campaign.

Imagine how great our homefield advantage would be if there was a sold out Reliant Stadium on MNF Battle Red Day...every fan in the stadium rocking lightning mullet wigs

What's funny is he was growing a "pornstache" to complement the mullet as well, but it was itching his nose when he tried to sleep. Looks like I'm gunna have to order me a battle red Anderson jersey.

http://www.mulletwigs.com/
 

ObsiWan

Hall of Fame
Contributor's Club
I think the lightning bolt mullet will be the new "in" hairstyle before the season is over after Anderson blows up. This fanbase can use the lightning mullet as a rallying point, much like the Yankees Giambi mustache all star campaign.

Imagine how great our homefield advantage would be if there was a sold out Reliant Stadium on MNF Battle Red Day...every fan in the stadium rocking lightning mullet wigs
Count me out. I'll wear my red Mario jersey, thank you.
Mullets just scream rural Tennessee waaaay to much for my tastes. But don't mind me; you do what you like
:D
 

El Tejano

Hall of Fame
I could just see it now:

Mullet Night at Reliant Stadium. First 5,000 fans get a free mullet wig.

And then it ends up being similar to Battle Red Day and we go on this major streak beating the Colts on that day.
 

mexican_texan

Furry Tractors
I could just see it now:

Mullet Night at Reliant Stadium. First 5,000 fans get a free mullet wig.

And then it ends up being similar to Battle Red Day and we go on this major streak beating the Colts on that day.
It would have to be the Titans, we'd confuse them into thinking they're at home and they'll run the opposite way and score a safety.
 

Mr PC

Veteran
Anderson has been doing a good job on the field with his mullet so far. Perhaps its good luck, or it makes him more aerodynamic or something, but it wouldnt make sense to cut it at this point. I voted for the mullet.
 

powerfuldragon

Enchilada Aficionado.
Anderson has been doing a good job on the field with his mullet so far. Perhaps its good luck, or it makes him more aerodynamic or something, but it wouldnt make sense to cut it at this point. I voted for the mullet.
having recently sported a mullet, i can assure you that david anderson sees no aerodynamic benefits from his lopsided lettuce. however, the party in the back portion of the mullet acts to stabilize the wearer at high speeds just like a cheetah's tail.
 

GlassHalfFull

Hall of Fame
having recently sported a mullet, i can assure you that david anderson sees no aerodynamic benefits from his lettuce. however, the party in the back portion of the mullet acts to stabilize the wearer at high speeds just like a cheetah's tail.
Congrats on your 8,000th post. See your pm box, I was too slow.
 

ObsiWan

Hall of Fame
Contributor's Club
I could just see it now:

Mullet Night at Reliant Stadium. First 5,000 fans get a free mullet wig.

And then it ends up being similar to Battle Red Day and we go on this major streak beating the Colts on that day.
Can I swap mine for a Dunta Robinson dredlock wig? A Black man with a blonde mullet would NOT be a pretty sight.
:eek:
 

ObsiWan

Hall of Fame
Contributor's Club
(a) Dennis Rodman is ugly no matter what his hairstyle is...
and
(b) That

was NOT a mullet

a mullet would have been that much worse...

I'll take my Dunta Robinson dreds now please...
:)
 

False Start

On # 69
Señor Stan;977444 said:
If Anderson keeps rockin' that sweet mullet he won't even need a Passport for the road trip to Tennesee!
:heh: :cool:

He may have too many teeth to fit in with the mullet wearers up in Possum Holler.
 

TheRealJoker

Hall of Fame
Count me out. I'll wear my red Mario jersey, thank you.
Mullets just scream rural Tennessee waaaay to much for my tastes. But don't mind me; you do what you like
:D
Some people will put their blue balls on the line for the playoffs and you want even rock a lightning mullet wig?!?!?! What kind of Texans fan are you!!!:foottap:
 

ObsiWan

Hall of Fame
Contributor's Club
Some people will put their blue balls on the line for the playoffs and you want even rock a lightning mullet wig?!?!?! What kind of Texans fan are you!!!:foottap:
Look, I said I wear the Rostafarian dreds!! You can even dye 'em Battle Red...
In fact, that's probably more appropriate.
hmmm..... Battle Red Dreds
By Jove, I like the sound of that!!
 

Sideline

Veteran
Look, I said I wear the Rostafarian dreds!! You can even dye 'em Battle Red...
In fact, that's probably more appropriate.
hmmm..... Battle Red Dreds
By Jove, I like the sound of that!!
By Jove, Gosh! I also like the sound of that! BATTLE RED DREDS! Awesome.
 

Scooter

Funky
alright i just saw the picture and voted. definitely potential there for a sweet mullet. i think it was at an aero's game a while back that they gave out blonde wigs that were mullets if i remember right. we could see something like that if anderson and his hair start to take off.
 
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