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Joe Texan

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I am Joe Texan and this is what I am doing:

On the 26th of this month I will be handing smoked briskets to all who have ordered them from me. I am planning on stopping the orders after 60 briskets and I have already got 15 ordered with another 20 nods, What I am saying is that we are pre selling them for $40.00 with all proceeds going to the Pro Football Ultimate Fan Association from the Fans of the HOUSTON TEXANS. Only paid reciepts get a brisket and I cannot check this board enough to use it as list of those who want one.
We will deliver on the 26th of July and we leave on the 30th of July represent All Houston Texans at the Hall of Fame Weekend in Canton Ohio. Bronco Billy, Ted C and Kathrine, Harvey the Leatherhead, and myself will be handing the proceeds as a suprise to the PFUFA as a show of support from the Houston Texans Fans. To order a brisket please call me at 713-494-0597 and I will make arrangements to get one to you. I do not check this board enough to ensure you will recieve one unless you call. For all who have already purchased one I say Thank You and To all who are considering I say thank you for the Support.

I am Joe Texan
Thats what I do
 
I just talked to Joe and he isn't able to get to a computer for a couple of days. He wanted to know if a mod would sticky this for him.

Can't wait for my brisket, thanks for doing this, Joe.
 
GlassHalfFull said:
I just talked to Joe and he isn't able to get to a computer for a couple of days. He wanted to know if a mod would sticky this for him.

Can't wait for my brisket, thanks for doing this, Joe.
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I am very proud to do this for such a great charity. Thanks to everyone puchasing a brisket!
 
I would be happy to purchase one, but, Joe does not answer his phone! Ted, you know how to reach me. I'll be seeing you soon anyway, so I can pay you then, or sooner if needed.
 
Is Katy too far to get one out to? We're at the Westpark Toll Road and the Grand Parkway (99).

I always appreciate those that see a need and step up. Very impressive.

Thanks
 
I appreciate all who want to help out by purchasing a brisket! We will have them available for pick up on Saturday 26th or Sunday 27th. Billy lives on the east side, Joe lives in Spring, Leatherhead (Harvey) lives in Katy, and I live near Meyerland/Bellaire so we will be able to get the briskets near you for pickup.

You may leave your name here and I will add it to the list we have going so far. All briskets will need to be paid for by Thursday 24th or one will not be purchased and smoked for you. You may PM me and I will give you my address to send payment to or you may call me at 281-831-0073 and we will set up other payment arrangements.

All proceeds will go to a great charitable organization that provides toys, fun, food, and excitement to kids in Canton. :tiphat: As Joe said above, we will donate the proceeds in the name of Texans fans. We are really excited about this.

Get your order in NOW!! We will only do 60 briskets and we have sold almost half so far!!
 
Tedc said:
I appreciate all who want to help out by purchasing a brisket! We will have them available for pick up on Saturday 26th or Sunday 27th. Billy lives on the east side, Joe lives in Spring, Leatherhead (Harvey) lives in Katy, and I live near Meyerland/Bellaire so we will be able to get the briskets near you for pickup.

You may leave your name here and I will add it to the list we have going so far. All briskets will need to be paid for by Thursday 24th or one will not be purchased and smoked for you. You may PM me and I will give you my address to send payment to or you may call me at 281-831-0073 and we will set up other payment arrangements.

All proceeds will go to a great charitable organization that provides toys, fun, food, and excitement to kids in Canton. :tiphat: As Joe said above, we will donate the proceeds in the name of Texans fans. We are really excited about this.

Get your order in NOW!! We will only do 60 briskets and we have sold almost half so far!!
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Ted, I should be on the list already and I will drop a check off in your mailbox. Who should the checks be made out to?
 
One of the events that we have is a "Kids Tailgate" event in Canton after the Hall of Fame parade. This is last year's kids event. We had Pepsi, hot dogs, games for the kids and the fans brought toys to pass out as well.


Here are a couple pics of the fans handing out their toys to the kids.

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You wouldn't believe the smiles that we see that day!!
 
GlassHalfFull said:
Ted, I should be on the list already and I will drop a check off in your mailbox. Who should the checks be made out to?
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You can make it out to me if you give it to me. If you give money to Joe, or Billy, make it out to them. We are going to pay for the briskets together, so it won't really matter. We will keep a list and we will need a phone number so we will be able to contact you when the briskets are ready.
 
I have gotten several orders since posting. If you would like a smoked brisket next weekend, call me or post on this thread!:texflag:
 
JOE! Judging by your avatar, I see that you've lost some weight and changed sexes. I guess I'm too late for a brisket, but will be happy to make a contribution. You have my number amigo.....
 
Livid, how ya been!!

You are not too late. Joe, Billy, Harvey and I will be smoking them next Saturday. Check your PM and tell Screwy hello!
 
Got you David just send the money and its a done deal.

I would just like to thank those who have ordered and are contributing. It is people like you who make America a great country, And people like you make up the Best fans in pro football.
 
OK.

It is still NOT TOO LATE to send your money for your briskets.

Send payments to :

Ted Currier
10826 Burdine
Houston, Texas 77096

Please include your phone number so I may call you Saturday to arrange for brisket pick up.
 
Call me with any orders. We are purchasing on Friday, smoking on Saturday!


281-831-0073

Remember, $40.00 is for the kids and you get a smoked brisket out of the deal. It is a win/win.
 
UPDATE.....

Due to time constraints we will not be doing the smoked briskets this year as planned. We appreciate everybody's participation and I will send back the money that each person has sent me.

Because of this, we will be making a smaller personal donation to the kids in the name of Texans fans (the best fans in the NFL) instead.

We will do this again, with better timing and possibly a little less running around.

Again, thanks to all for the support.
 
76Texan said:
So what now Ted?
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Pretty much this...

"Due to time constraints we will not be doing the smoked briskets this year as planned. We appreciate everybody's participation and I will send back the money that each person has sent me.

Because of this, we will be making a smaller personal donation to the kids in the name of Texans fans (the best fans in the NFL) instead.

We will do this again, with better timing and possibly a little less running around.

Again, thanks to all for the support."


We are still going to Canton and having the benefit for the kids.....just no briskets this time.:texflag:
 
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To clearify...We are still leaving for Canton on Wednesday. We will do the PFUFA benefit for the kids as usual.

Nothing changes there.
 
Tedc said:
Pretty much this...

"Due to time constraints we will not be doing the smoked briskets this year as planned. We appreciate everybody's participation and I will send back the money that each person has sent me.

Because of this, we will be making a smaller personal donation to the kids in the name of Texans fans (the best fans in the NFL) instead.

We will do this again, with better timing and possibly a little less running around.

Again, thanks to all for the support."


We are still going to Canton and having the benefit for the kids.....just no briskets this time.:texflag:
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Just use mine to add to the donation.
 
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Oh, the irony of it all.....
 
They gave us about 40 Battle Red shirts from the Denver game last year, a roll of stickers and a Dante Robinson/Matt Shaub autograghed ball (to put in the silent auction).
 
Doesn't the F/O help you guys out at ALL? That seems like a miniscule request for such a great HOUSTON TEXANS representation for a cause!:fans:

You know thats what I do, but I don't have authorization to reproduce the logo or I would love to help you.:fans:
 
nflnutswife said:
Doesn't the F/O help you guys out at ALL? That seems like a miniscule request for such a great HOUSTON TEXANS representation for a cause!:fans:

You know thats what I do, but I don't have authorization to reproduce the logo or I would love to help you.:fans:
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Yes, they gave us about 40 shirts, a roll of stickers.....

I wasn't aware that is what you do. Interesting...very interesting.......

Did the guy or gal who put that tatoo on you have authorization to reproduce the logo?:photos:
 
Roc says, "Add mine to the pile of donations, too."

Kids have always been my weak spot.


Thanks for the opportunity to help y'all out.
 
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