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What's The First Thing You'd Do If The Texans Made The Playoffs This Year?
- Thread starter gary
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whiskeyrbl
Guest
Buy my playoff tickets.
TheRealJoker
Hall of Fame
Something i've been waiting to do a long time...
Carr Bombed
Hall of Fame
Your the one with the vow of celibacy aren't you?
GuerillaBlack
Hall of Fame
Kill myself in happiness.
Hahahahaha. Go to the Galleria for girls. You'll find plenty.
Xetuoh1836
Noob
Buy playoff tickets first, then get RJ a "lady of the night"!
20 years is a long time to wait!
Speedy
Former Yeller Dweller
If they have a home game, yeah, definitely the first thing I do is secure my tickets and parking pass.
Of course, if they're in the running in December, I'm sure those invoices would already be in the mail.
So, I don't know what the first thing I'd do would be. If they clinch a berth against Chicago, probably a giant party in the yellow lot would be the first thing. Scratch that, a giant party in section 547 first. Followed by a giant party through the concourse, followed by a giant party down the ramps, then the giant party in the yellow lot.
Dread-Head
Hall of Fame
Let out a bone rattling YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! that would rattle my neighbor's windows and would be audible from space. And if the Cowgirls didn't make it, that cheer would be followed by laughter that would give me abdominal cramps.
Carr Bombed
Hall of Fame
Dude never said he was a virgin.......just called into a local sports radio station when Houston was off to a hot start and vowed celibacy until Houston made the playoffs.....(I'm guessing he thought they'd make it last season)20 years is a long time to wait!
P.S. BTW Joker, that made a great promo.
Really made me LMFAO.......here's to the Texans making the playoffs next season.
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whiskeyrbl
Guest
I forgot about the party of 70,000 + in the Parking lots after the playoff clinching game. Man it is gonna be crazy, but in a good way!!!!
Malloy
Hall of Fame
If we're sure of landing the playoff spot and end the regular season on home turf, then I'll seriously consider flying in from Denmark to go crazy!
TheRealJoker
Hall of Fame
Unfortunately for my blue balls I decided not to wait for results to AJ's "minor" knee injury after the Carolina game to make my predictionDude never said he was a virgin.......just called into a local sports radio station when Houston was off to a hot start and vowed celibacy until Houston made the playoffs.....(I'm guessing he thought they'd make it last season)
P.S. BTW Joker, that made a great promo.
gary
Hall of Fame
You're a huge party person.
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
I've often heard that if you feel like you're having a heart attack, take some aspirin immediately.. Well, the first thing I would do is:
Reach for the aspirin.
Reach for the aspirin.
Kaiser Toro
Native Mod
There will be an outlay of cash for the playoff game.
gary
Hall of Fame
LMAO.Cut my hair.
I'm not sure what I would do...I mean it is a significant moment in the teams history, but to me as a season ticket holder and fan, I am not sure..
I love our team, but other than just be happy for the team, I would go about things just the same, celebrate with the fans if they clinch a berth during a home game, then that's about it. If home, high 5 my wife, then go on with things.
Just becuase they make the playoffs, doesn't make me get more excited then any other game. I love this team and how they go about their work. Now let them win the 1st playoff game, then things might change...
I love our team, but other than just be happy for the team, I would go about things just the same, celebrate with the fans if they clinch a berth during a home game, then that's about it. If home, high 5 my wife, then go on with things.
Just becuase they make the playoffs, doesn't make me get more excited then any other game. I love this team and how they go about their work. Now let them win the 1st playoff game, then things might change...
gary
Hall of Fame
You wouldn't burn cars like another city did?
I never can figure that out..Why fans of a city that wins a major sporting event would destroy their own city and property...absolutely stupid !!
Now I know DB would most likely do a sausage dance
gary
Hall of Fame
LOL.I never can figure that out..Why fans of a city that wins a major sporting event would destroy their own city and property...absolutely stupid !!
Now I know DB would most likely do a sausage dance
Wolf
100% Texan
Is that a metaphor for something ?I never can figure that out..Why fans of a city that wins a major sporting event would destroy their own city and property...absolutely stupid !!
Now I know DB would most likely do a sausage dance
and if so I don't want to know
Hardcore Texan
Magnet Man
I would streak downtown, paint in liberty white, battle red, and deep steel blue.....not sure which colors would go where at this point. 
Wolf
100% Texan
not sure if you are married HT but this comes to mindI would streak downtown, paint in liberty white, battle red, and deep steel blue.....not sure which colors would go where at this point.
Hardcore Texan
Magnet Man
That actually did come to mind.....LOL. Yes, I am married, to a very lovely "rabbit".
SheTexan
Hall of Fame
I know for sure I would deck my locker out at work! Hang some cool stuff on the bulliten board, harrass the CEO for playoff tickets, wear something that signifies my undying loyalty to my football team, (even though they might make me take it off,) and NEVER miss ONE moment to get a dig in to any Cowboy or Titan fan! Opps!! me thinks I've already mentioned that!!
oh no he di'nt!Cut my hair.
Texecutioner
Hall of Fame
Slap myself a few times and make sure that I'm not dreaming. 
HOU-TEX
Ah, Football!
I'd be more than happy to help you if needed.Slap myself a few times and make sure that I'm not dreaming.
El Tejano
Hall of Fame
You took mine. They will go along with my other collections of Texans first. First Game/Win, first TD, First Road Win, First back to back wins, first win over Jags, Titans, and Colt, first 1st rounder and every 1st rounder since the beginning of the franchise etc....
This won't be the first thing I do but I will also call all the radio stations I can to remind them that Houston is no laughing stock anymore.
BigTimeTexanFan
Rookie
Barf after the numerous celebratory beers.
The Pencil Neck
Hall of Fame
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I just hope it's not caught on camera.
I just hope it's not caught on camera.
hollywood_texan
All Pro
Can we get some fried chicken?
Giant Tiger
Veteran
I have a bet going on with 3 other football fans at work. Everybody has to wear the tie of the team that makes the playoffs for a day. I like my chances 
. I'm going up against the Saints, Broncos, & Bengals
. I'm going up against the Saints, Broncos, & Bengals