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04-12-08 - Cheerleader Tryouts

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Mike Mcguff

Houston Texans Cheerleader Blog

I was at the Houston Texans Cheerleader tryouts for many hours on Saturday. I built a special blog to keep track of everything. Lots of stuff will be showing up on that blog over the next few weeks.

So far we have photos, videos and blog posts from the contestants!

Go ahead and view the Houston Texans Cheerleader Blog.

http://mikemcguff.blogspot.com/2008/04/houston-texans-cheerleader-blog.html
 
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Looked likes some BIG BONED-ED girls in there!


I think they have normal sized bones. Just alot more meat around the bones.

Having never seen cheerleader tryouts since highschool, wow just wow, is all I can say. Really I am not sure about all the boots being worn, including some with large heels.

After looking, I guess a lot of times Our cheer leaders do wear them. I guess I am no fashion consultant because that is something I do not notice.

:this: Nonobservant.
 
As far as the bigboned girls in there....I look at it like people running a marathon just to see if they can do it....the object in cases is not to really win. Just to say you did it.
 
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Looked likes some BIG BONED-ED girls in there!

Not everybody can make the squad but you have to applaud those girls for trying out. Besides, there were some honeys in there too.

So correct me if I'm wrong but last years cheerleaders get a bye this weekend but have to compete from here on out - right?
 
Not everybody can make the squad but you have to applaud those girls for trying out. Besides, there were some honeys in there too.

So correct me if I'm wrong but last years cheerleaders get a bye this weekend but have to compete from here on out - right?

There were 4 rounds. Vets come in for rounds 3 and 4. Finals are Friday.
 
Some people shouldn't try out for cheerleading...

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That's like American Idol where people think they can sing... and can't.

People who are really bad at something are frequently the last to realize it.
 
Having never seen cheerleader tryouts since highschool, wow just wow, is all I can say.

:this: Nonobservant.

And that was such a sad day for you - being cut - huh?? :whip:

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Go Linds, Celina and 'The Twins'!!! ( and a couple of others whose names escapes me).

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Not being critical, but, some of those girls really need to mix in a tanning booth....



*goes to read TC's article*
 
And that was such a sad day for you - being cut - huh?? :whip:

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Go Linds, Celina and 'The Twins'!!! ( and a couple of others whose names escapes me).

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Not being critical, but, some of those girls really need to mix in a tanning booth....



*goes to read TC's article*


Actually, some of the people trying out were overly oompa loompa tanned.

The biggest problem folks had was wearing stuff that wasn't very flattering. You could tell a big difference between the ones who looked prepared and the ones that looked like they did it on a lark.
 
Actually, some of the people trying out were overly oompa loompa tanned.

The biggest problem folks had was wearing stuff that wasn't very flattering. You could tell a big difference between the ones who looked prepared and the ones that looked like they did it on a lark.

Very true. Looking at Andy's pictures, I had noticed a little bit of everything.

With the veterans who will return and a hand full of newbies, I'm pretty sure the Texan gals will be just fine...
 
So the one in the blue shorts and white top doesn't even look good from the cheap seats, much less with binoculars...

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So the one in the blue shorts and white top doesn't even look good from the cheap seats, much less with binoculars...

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A couple of drinks later, she looks like #802...another couple #803.

I'm guessing the judges are kept on a strictly non-alcohol diet for this very reason...
 
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