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TexansLucky13
53d Signal Batt
Congrats! Who will it be? McFadden?
Brandon420tx
Flounder
Thats amazing in a morbid sort of way
kastofsna
Hall of Fame
i predict Dorsey or Gholston.
brakos82
Yaters Gonna Yate.
Well, congrats I guess. At least your team didn't have to "shank" a chip-shot field goal to guarantee the first pick. That was tough to watch.
They might not win a game all season. Thats even tougher
Mark my words, the Dolphins will win 1 game this season. They will beat the New England Patriots.
The stars are too perfectly aligned, Instant Karma is going to get the Patriots in this game.
The Patriots will be 14-0, the Dolphins will be 0-14. The ghosts of the '72 Dolphins will manifest themselves into the ravaged bodies of the '07 Dolphins and will triumph the mighty Patriots.
MARK these words.
The stars are too perfectly aligned, Instant Karma is going to get the Patriots in this game.
The Patriots will be 14-0, the Dolphins will be 0-14. The ghosts of the '72 Dolphins will manifest themselves into the ravaged bodies of the '07 Dolphins and will triumph the mighty Patriots.
MARK these words.
Brandon420tx
Flounder
I'm a firm believer in those starts too!
Second Honeymoon
Hall of Fame
you obviously haven't seen the Dolphins play this year. they are an abomination and an embarassment to the NFL. they make '05 2-14 Texans look like the 85 Bears.
chicagotexan2
Easterby = Little Finger/Cal = Fredo Corleone
they better trade down and get some bodies in there. that, and then trade cam camron for a 7th rd pick.
Not only will Miami beat New England, they will do so at New England on a freezing snow covered field. There will be no ex-convict on a work release program blowing snow off a patch of field for Gostkowski to kick the winning field goal this time.
New England will go in as 24 point favorites and lose 23-21.
There are just too many factors perfectly aligned; the Patriots have no chance in this game.
New England will go in as 24 point favorites and lose 23-21.
There are just too many factors perfectly aligned; the Patriots have no chance in this game.
GlassHalfFull
Hall of Fame
Just make sure no Dolphins player makes a stupid remark in the press the week before the game bragging about how the Patriots are going down - and it could happen!
TexansSeminole
Hall of Fame
Well if that happens then you can bank the Patriots in for a super bowl win. That is if you want to go by history.
kastofsna
Hall of Fame
i can't imagine the quitters on defense and Cleo Lemon or John Beck putting up any sort of fight against New England. unless every single player and coach comes together and treats it like a Super Bowl, and New England half-asses through it. but the Patriots won't do that.
powerfuldragon
Enchilada Aficionado.
right, so you heard about jupiter being in the 5th house too.
Errant Hothy
Hypermediocrity
This is the dawning of the age of Aguarius...NOT!
New England is going to steam-roll the Pats, you really think that Belichek would allow his team to lose to the Phins, espically after all the talk from the 72 team.
axman40
Hall of Fame
281
Veteran
do you wanna bet money on it? i'm dead serious. no way it happens... none.
Showtime100
Got JJ?
You forgot the sarcasm sign. I hope.
brakos82
Yaters Gonna Yate.
tulexan
Hall of Fame
I think Miami might steam-roll the Dolphins.
hey, but that's probably the only way they can lose the game, isn't it?Yep. They'll slaughter themselves.
brakos82
Yaters Gonna Yate.
hey, but that's probably the only way they can lose the game, isn't it?
Or if they play the other 31 teams at the same time.
That's because Mike Vick came out early.We had the '02 first pick locked up since 1999, and we still screwed up.
So then we (pardon the REALLY bad pun) screwed the pooch.
Miami just has an additional few weeks to get their scout work in...knowing that they can take anybody...or shop it for additional picks.
All bets are off now. The stars are no longer aligned properly.
