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Did 610 just say that...

Was in the paper today as well. Felt ill at practice yesterday, had appendix removed.
 
"Cerrano wants some extra power for tonight. He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken. Hey, Jake, man, we can't have people puking in the locker room before the game."
~Willy Mays Hayes

"I'm pissed now, Joboo. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You no help me now, I say, fu** you, Joboo. I do it myself."
~P. Cerano
 
These guys will do ANYTHING to get de-activated.

LOL. Wow.

What's next? A few guys on the team getting together and pulling the "We got jacked by muggers" routine where they secretly meet and then punch each other and safely slash non-vital parts of their body to make it look like a mugging?

"OK, Mario...your turn now."

"I know. I know. Just give me some time here...make sure you don't get me too deep, OK?"
 
BREAKING NEWS:

Texans suck so bad, they are actually drawing up Tropical Storm Noel, contributing to the storm's devastation.

The NFL and the United Nations are working on a proposal to cease football operations in Houston, Texas, in order to reduce the number of Tropical Storms and Hurricanes that the team is sucking northward every year.
 
GP said:
Earl,

Your avatar photo has a porta-potty in the background.

Is that symbolic of what you think of our team right now?

LOL.

Niiiiiiiice...
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You know ... I wished I was that clever but until you mentioned it , I never thought about it . I think that my picture now has meaning ... it's like find what best describes our play in the picture things ... cool .
 
Honoring Earl 34 said:
You know ... I wished I was that clever but until you mentioned it , I never thought about it . I think that my picture now has meaning ... it's like find what best describes our play in the picture things ... cool .
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Looks like it fits right in there with the line.
 
Texan_Bill said:
"Cerrano wants some extra power for tonight. He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken. Hey, Jake, man, we can't have people puking in the locker room before the game."
~Willy Mays Hayes

"I'm pissed now, Joboo. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You no help me now, I say, fu** you, Joboo. I do it myself."
~P. Cerano
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Great post man. Major League is one my all-time favorite movies. I'm thinking about putting Joboo as my avatar for the team's sake.
 
i thought that WAS one of our linemen.

i second that major league is one of the greatest movies ever. and i was saying it out loud with you as i was reading it! i could quote just about the entire movie.... "here you go, one chicken. :: gives him a bucket of chicken ::"
 
Runner said:
Looks like it fits right in there with the line.
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And in the thrid round the Houston Texans select, Porta Potty. never herd of him . Tough to run around and players won't touch him when he tips over. Oh that guy is just another work out warrior.
 
YellerLotYeller said:
I hope Faggins' wisdom teeth start acting up!
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That wasn't very nice. Ya know for a no tallent guy he works very hard. I love the guys effort. But I can't for the life of me figure a reason why he's still being exposed. I mean Bennit is alive and walking. that would be enough for me. No offense ment Mother Faggins. There's gotta be a reason though. The backing of the coaches just seems so ackward to me. Everyone can see it. We're never going to know but I'd love to know why he's so stuborn on this one. I can understand not wanting to po Sherman off on Flanagan. But I don't understand Petey.
 
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