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jagualex

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I love to hate you tinhorns, you did get us both times this year. Props to you and your team. love some of your players (Glenn, Gafney) but hate some others(CARR). Well good season to you guys, good luck on draft. and looking forward to our continuously increasing rivalry between us.

we are moving up in the afc south by the way. it wont be long before we are the dominating teams as Cap casualities is about to wreak havok on the colts and titans.
 
Well the Pats/Colts game reminded us of one important fact. A really good defense beats a really good offense in the playoffs.

The Texans and Jags emphasize defense which is a good thing.

Many people like the excitement of a "Payton Manning" style offense, but it hasn't worked in the playoffs.
 
Rightnow said:
Well the Pats/Colts game reminded us of one important fact. A really good defense beats a really good offense in the playoffs.

The Texans and Jags emphasize defense which is a good thing.

Many people like the excitement of a "Payton Manning" style offense, but it hasn't worked in the playoffs.
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i agree with this and i think that we do emphasize defense. hah and im surprised you didnt come out and say something bad about the jags. which is usually the mentality of the people here towards me it seems.
 
jagualex said:
i agree with this and i think that we do emphasize defense. hah and im surprised you didnt come out and say something bad about the jags. which is usually the mentality of the people here towards me it seems.
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Oh yeah, I forgot. Jags suck.

:D :D :D
 
Grid said:
oh and Byron looks like gary coleman.

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LMFAO, omg and its so true!!!!!!!!!!! Good one grid LMAO i wont be able to get over that one for a long time LoL ........... :rofl: Haha ok im done. LLLLLLLLLooooooooLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
 
ok, take your shots but at the end of the day we will know whos quarterback has a hair stylist (gay). that gives him a bunch of macho points huh. and our uniforms are ugly? ouch that hurts. i mean really. your team has the mentality of a limp wrist david carr. so bring it
 
jagualex said:
ok, take your shots but at the end of the day we will know whos quarterback has a hair stylist (gay). that gives him a bunch of macho points huh. and our uniforms are ugly? ouch that hurts. i mean really. your team has the mentality of a limp wrist david carr. so bring it
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Ok.....you QB looks like Gary Coleman........LoL........ I'm never going to get over that.
 
jagualex said:
ok, take your shots but at the end of the day we will know whos quarterback has a hair stylist (gay). that gives him a bunch of macho points huh. and our uniforms are ugly? ouch that hurts. i mean really. your team has the mentality of a limp wrist david carr. so bring it
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Gary Coleman!

:heh:
 
it is funny that myself and three of my buddies will be coming to j-ville next year and we will outnumber the jags fans there. i can't believe your city has a SB, it'll be the only time that place is filled this year.
 
jagualex said:
ok, take your shots but at the end of the day we will know whos quarterback has a hair stylist (gay). that gives him a bunch of macho points huh. and our uniforms are ugly? ouch that hurts. i mean really. your team has the mentality of a limp wrist david carr. so bring it
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The only thing good about Jacksonville is that you are about an hour away from Gainesville. A place where a real football team exists. Gators put the Jags to shame. Not only with their play, but, their uniforms look alot better. Gator fans fill the stadium for every game. :neener:
 
AndreJ said:
Ok.....you QB looks like Gary Coleman........LoL........ I'm never going to get over that.
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As they say " A pictures worth a 1000 words"

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I heard that was Leftwich playing the role of Fat Albert in his new movie. I think he had to drop a few pounds for the role though. "Hey Hey Hey, it's Byron Leftwich!!!!!"
 
Doom Capers said:
I heard that was Leftwich playing the role of Fat Albert in his new movie. I think he had to drop a few pounds for the role though. "Hey Hey Hey, it's Byron Leftwich!!!!!"
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That or he'd make a good "Doopy"...Just something about his expression...lol...
 
After playing us this last time, Byron Leftwich could've made one of those airline commercials. All dizzy from the pounding we gave him, he goes into the womens restroom to change. WANNA GET AWAY!!!????


Gary Coleman! Doom Doom DoomDoomDoom Gary Coleman! Doom Doom DoomDoomDoom Gary Coleman!! Doom Doom DoomDoomDoom.
 
El Tejano said:
After playing us this last time, Byron Leftwich could've made one of those airline commercials. All dizzy from the pounding we gave him, he goes into the womens restroom to change. WANNA GET AWAY!!!????


Gary Coleman! Doom Doom DoomDoomDoom Gary Coleman! Doom Doom DoomDoomDoom Gary Coleman!! Doom Doom DoomDoomDoom.
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HAHA good one.
 
Doom Capers said:
Haha, I could bash the Jags and Byron Sandwich all day.
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Hahaha, it is kind of like a car wreck being on their board. You don't want to look (read post), you know you shouldn't look (read post again) but you just can't help but look (hit reply to post). It's just one of those things.
Our Jag buddy is a little miffed because I guess it is only a Jag fan who is actually allowed to post about Gary Coleman. :listening

jagualex, are going to go whine a report back to your board again? They told you to stay off here. :neener: :BananaWav

http://www.jaguars.com/mb/default.aspx?f=6&m=312694 The thread in question.
 
I heard in Jacksonville the superbowl preperations have been somewhat pathetic. I wonder if they will even have paved parking lots or will it be the typical boondocks gravel road jacksonville. Oh Yea isnt yalls stadium like the size of our stadiums handicap bathroom? Plus what team can go on a 6-2 start and then not even make the playoffs? Dont ever come on here talking about our quarterback or any of our players or fans again. Take your bored little self back to the jacksonville message board. I just checked it out and its funny here are what some of the threads yalls fans posted..


Whos the hottest cheerleader?

Where is everyone living at? Anyone actually live in Jacksonville? :)

JAG WIN SUPERBOWL: MADDEN 2006

check out this ebay auction.

2 Season Tix for sale (cheaper than this years rates)

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Happy B-Day

What a pathetic and boring message board. As one of the other texans fans said ...Wanna get away? (Dont come to our bored because we dont want you)
 
Excuse my arogance. Not all people in jacksonville are net nerds. Its not that bad of a place and some nice people come out of it but then theres people who try to pick a internet fight over a message board and act *Tough*. Even your own friends told you to get a life *hint* Take the advice. Then again theres dumbass kids like that in every city so I cant degrade.
 
It warms my heart to see a possible rivalry brewing. The Cowboys were a possibility but it appears their going nowhere fast YEAH !!!
The Jags are better because their in our division. It also appears that their a good young team.
The curse of Bud has finally made it to Nashville another YEAH !!! :banana:
 
jagualex said:
I love to hate you tinhorns, you did get us both times this year. Props to you and your team. love some of your players (Glenn, Gafney) but hate some others(CARR). Well good season to you guys, good luck on draft. and looking forward to our continuously increasing rivalry between us.

we are moving up in the afc south by the way. it wont be long before we are the dominating teams as Cap casualities is about to wreak havok on the colts and titans.
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im gonna be laughin when the jags go 6-10 this year the titans could get braylon edwards or derrick johnson then we got mac9 back chris brown bulluck rolle maybe no mase why do you doubt us?
 
KeithBulluck53 said:
im gonna be laughin when the jags go 6-10 this year the titans could get braylon edwards or derrick johnson then we got mac9 back chris brown bulluck rolle maybe no mase why do you doubt us?
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face the facts, the AFC south will soon be the Texans world, and we are just going to let the Titans, Colts, and Jags live in it.
 
Supertex said:
Take your bored little self back to the jacksonville message board. I just checked it out and its funny here are what some of the threads yalls fans posted..


Whos the hottest cheerleader?

Where is everyone living at? Anyone actually live in Jacksonville? :)

JAG WIN SUPERBOWL: MADDEN 2006

check out this ebay auction.

2 Season Tix for sale (cheaper than this years rates)

pic in need of caption!!!

Happy B-Day

What a pathetic and boring message board. As one of the other texans fans said ...Wanna get away? (Dont come to our bored because we dont want you)
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Hate to say this BUT!! Have you read the Texans board lately?? It's the off season, and most boards have that type of stuff. It gets boring with nothing much to cripe about!!
 
KeithBulluck53 said:
im gonna be laughin when the jags go 6-10 this year the titans could get braylon edwards or derrick johnson then we got mac9 back chris brown bulluck rolle maybe no mase why do you doubt us?
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I'm gonna be laughin even harder when the Titans' and Texans' are slugging it out for the doghouse next season. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Funny I thought the lowly Titans' were in cap trouble. McNair is toast for next season. Titans' run is done. You blew it.
 
The jags cant beat us, they are all mouth and no talent.

The Titans.. eh.. they could be a surprise team next season. Volek looked pretty good.. it all depends on how they do in FA and the Draft this year.

Colts are still a powerhouse.. though if they lose edge, it may cause a little speed bump for em. I have a feeling we are gonna be battling the colts for the #1 spot in the AFC south for another half decade or so.
 
Grid said:
The jags cant beat us, they are all mouth and no talent.

The Titans.. eh.. they could be a surprise team next season. Volek looked pretty good.. it all depends on how they do in FA and the Draft this year.

Colts are still a powerhouse.. though if they lose edge, it may cause a little speed bump for em. I have a feeling we are gonna be battling the colts for the #1 spot in the AFC south for another half decade or so.
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First you might want to concentrate on getting your first winning season under your belt's.
 
TEAL CURTAIN said:
First you might want to concentrate on getting your first winning season under your belt's.
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Aren't you the same guy that told that chargers last year they had to have a winning season first to get back into the playoffs?
 
TEAL CURTAIN said:
First you might want to concentrate on getting your first winning season under your belt's.
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Before the Jags make the playoffs they may want to concentrate on beating the Texans first.

Is it just me or does teal curtain sound kind of " alternative lifestyle"? The Will and Grace version of Steel Curtain . :loser
 
:howdy: I'd take their defensive tackles. Then I'd put them into a manly blue and battle red jersey.In return they get Tony Hollings he's a carbon copy of Fred Taylor.
 
ColdSteelBlue said:
Before the Jags make the playoffs they may want to concentrate on beating the Texans first.

Is it just me or does teal curtain sound kind of " alternative lifestyle"? The Will and Grace version of Steel Curtain . :loser
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I know the Jags' games are like Super Bowls to you guy's but maybe you should concentrate on playing other teams as well. Maybe you'll learn this lesson after getting pasted at home by the hapless BROWNS.......now that's bad! Funny you bring up uniforms, I'm still trying to figure out what the hell that is on your helmets. :heh: You guv's envy Dallas so much you even had to steal your name from them. Remember the DALLAS TEXANS ? They had better uniforms too. :howdy:
 
if we are so bad by getting beat by the browns.. what does that make the jags? they got beat twice by us?
 
TEAL CURTAIN said:
I know the Jags' games are like Super Bowls to you guy's but maybe you should concentrate on playing other teams as well. Maybe you'll learn this lesson after getting pasted at home by the hapless BROWNS.......now that's bad! Funny you bring up uniforms, I'm still trying to figure out what the hell that is on your helmets. :heh: You guv's envy Dallas so much you even had to steal your name from them. Remember the DALLAS TEXANS ? They had better uniforms too. :howdy:
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Really not sure how many Jaguars are running wild in florida but i believe there are a few million Texans in Texas
 
ColdSteelBlue said:
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Is it just me or does teal curtain sound kind of " alternative lifestyle"? The Will and Grace version of Steel Curtain . :loser
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HAHA, not only that, the "TEAL CURTAIN" booked their idol to perform at the Super Bowl......Paul McCartney
 
TEAL CURTAIN said:
You guv's envy Dallas so much you even had to steal your name from them. Remember the DALLAS TEXANS ? They had better uniforms too.
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I hate to participate in this weak smack thread, but the Old Texans are the team currently known the Kansas City Chiefs.
 
TEAL CURTAIN said:
I know the Jags' games are like Super Bowls to you guy's but maybe you should concentrate on playing other teams as well.
Really? I believe that the Jags probably think this way. 41-6? And you still spew this? HA!

Maybe you'll learn this lesson after getting pasted at home by the hapless BROWNS.......now that's bad!
That was bad. But we swept you so what does that say about you teal people? Lame?

Funny you bring up uniforms, I'm still trying to figure out what the hell that is on your helmets. :heh:
I would explain it to you but think it would be a lost cause.

You guv's envy Dallas so much you even had to steal your name from them. Remember the DALLAS TEXANS ? They had better uniforms too. :howdy:
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Like Vinny explained to you, the Chiefs. The Texans are known as the residents of the State of Texas. They are a proud state and brand their pride on everything. It is a fitting name for the largest city in Texas to bestow upon their football team. I know you FL folks want no part of this because it would be hard to take a state seriously with a tube of BenGay as your logo.
 
:howdy: You know ESPNs playmakers looked alot like the Jags. Taylor could'nt be the druggy running back he'd play more. I think the part about the WR is true but in higher volume. I hear they wear Jaguar pattern jocks GRRRR!!
Jim Rome would say " Who has scoreboards" and that would be the Texans. GRRRR! MEEEOOOWWW! :BananaWav
 
Dear Jag Fan can you guys name the one AFC South team that the Texans have a winning record against. Check your Teal colored mirror!
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the jags are pothetic, how many touchdowns did you score against the texans?
Lefwich vs Texans
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2 54 31 57.4 262 4.85 28 0 3 10 32.3 1 3 47.0

POTHETIC!

a note to all jags fans, dont come around talking smack to us... maybe when you post a winning record against us, maybe then...but until that day when hell freezes over, just keep to yourself
 
is this not the most annoying thing you've ever seen ? You whip up on somebody and they still talk smack, its just crazy, but hey we all know what happened this year, and what will happen next year. 0 tds on us :shocked
 
TexansTrueFan said:
is this not the most annoying thing you've ever seen ? You whip up on somebody and they still talk smack, its just crazy, but hey we all know what happened this year, and what will happen next year. 0 tds on us :shocked
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Try to at least go 8-8 some season, and maybe someone will respect the Cowboy wanna-be's. As of right now nobody ( including the BROWNS) does.
 
maybe the jags should start or will you wait til after we sweep you again next season? really we dont care. we dont need the approval of a jags fan. and wannabe's? teal curtain? wanna be the Steelers much? we are not sitting here arguing standings, we are stating the fact that the Texans owned the Jags
 
THEFUTURE said:
maybe the jags should start or will you wait til after we sweep you again next season? really we dont care. we dont need the approval of a jags fan. and wannabe's? teal curtain? wanna be the Steelers much? we are not sitting here arguing standings, we are stating the fact that the Texans owned the Jags
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We don't go around saying we "own" any body because that's not true. We beat the Packers but we don't go around saying we "own" them. According to you the pathetic BROWNS OWN YOU.
 
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