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Need 1 Texan-Colt Ticket

Texans_Chick

Utopian Dreamer
I am looking for one Texans-Colts ticket. It is for a buddy of mine who is a lot of fun. He is lucky. When he goes to games, the Texans win.

So, help the Texans win, and please sell me one ticket. I would prefer something field level, preferably Bull Pen side so he is not too far from his spouse.

Some of you might know him as the guy who dressed up as my evil nemesis, Annoying Cowboy Fan, and allowed me to beat the crud out of him during the Ultimate Texan Fan contests. My favorite year, he was a good sport and wore a huge cowboy hat, big star glasses, an annoying cowboy fan cape, a big cowboy foam finger, shorts, cowboy shirt, and gigantic diaper and pacifier. He is really good at taking a fake punch. Down right hysterical. You would have no idea how much time we laughed practicing this stuff.

If you are a Cowboy fan, and aren't annoying, well, then you shouldn't take any offense to our little sketch.

Anyway, I'm looking for 1 ticket for this Sunday's game. Hope someone can help. Thankyouverymuch.:texflag:
 
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