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Texans Sing along

axman40

axman40

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I started this last year and the Texans went 2-0. So the sing alongs will continue as long as the Texans win!
Week 1 honors go to DeMeco Ryans! Sung to the Theme song from Shaft.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tZzBrxj-Gjo

Who's the Middle Linebacker
That put's the fear of God into the Quaterbacks?
DEMECO
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
DEMECO!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
DEMECO!
Right On!

They say this cat DEMECO is a bad mother...
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout DEMECO.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
DEMECO RYANS!
:fans:
 
Where were you when the world stopped turning on that September day?
Were you at the field with your wife and children, or cheering on the Texans in LA?
Did you stand there in shock at the sight of that red smoke rising against that blue sky?
Did you shout out in pleasure, fear for their corner, or did you just sit there and cry?
Did you weep for the Broncos who lost their dear road game, and pray for the ones who don’t know?
Did you rejoice from the athletes who won in the huddle and sob for the ones left below?
Did you burst out in pride for the red, white, and blue, and the heroes who thrived just doing what they do?
Did you look up to heaven for some kind of answer, and look at yourself, football really matters!

I’m just a singer of simple songs; I’m not a sports analytical man.
I watch NFL N, but I’m not sure I can tell you the distance from Iraq to Iran.
I know Jesus and I’ve talked to God and I remember this from when I was young:
Faith, hope, and Texans are some good things he gave us, and the greatest is Texans.

Where were you when the world stopped turning on that September day?
Were you Teaching a class full of innocent children, or driving down some cold interstate?
Did you feel guilty cause you’re a Texan?
In a Dallas bar did you feel alone?
Did you call up your mother, tell her you love her, or did you dust off that jersey at home?
Did you open your eyes, hope it always happens, close your eyes and not go to sleep?
Did you notice the sunset for the first time in ages, or speak to some other fan on the street?
Did you lay down at night and think of tomorrow, go out and party till one?
Did you turn off that violent old movie you’re watching, and turn on those Earl Campbell reruns?
Did you go to a party and share beers with some strangers, or did you stand in line and give your own blood?
Did you just stay home and cling tight to your family, or thank God you have the Texans to love!

I’m just a singer of simple songs; I’m not a sports analytical man.
I watch NFL N, but I’m not sure I can tell you the distance from Iraq to Iran.
I know Jesus and I’ve talked to God and I remember this from when I was young:
Faith, hope, and Texas are some good things he gave us, and the greatest is Texas.

Where were you when the world stopped turning on that September day?

:texflag:
 
Nice!

And now, for something completely different!

Lemme tell you of a story ‘bout a man named Bud,
The fat mo-fo had a coonskin for his duds.
And then one day after a party at the dome,
He traded Earl Campbell and he fired good ole’ Bum.
...Coach Phillips..."kick the door down".

Well the next thing you know ol’ Bud’s a’ gettin’ scared,
Mayor Bob Lanier said “move away from here”
We’re all sick & tired of stinkin’ up the AFC,
So get your keester on the bus and move to Tennessee.
Possum holler, that is…Tennbreads & trailer parks.
Don’t come back now, ya’ hear!

-OR-

He's creepy and he's kooky,
He's alltogether spooky,
His toupee looks like dookie,
Bud Adams' family!
Dah-dah-dah-dah dum dum
Dah-dah-dah-dah dum dum

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist
 
:drunk: I love posting this one, see if any of you can figure it out.

Look out football, here we come,
Houston Texans, Number One.

Houston has the Texans, the greatest football team.
We take the ball from goal to goal like no one's ever seen.
We're in the air, we're on the ground - always in control,
And when you say the Texans, you're talking Super Bowl.

'Cause we're the Houston Texans, Houston Texans,
Houston Texans, Number One.
Yes, we're the Houston Texans, Houston Texans,
Houston Texans, Number One.

We've got the offense, we've got the defense,
We give the other team no hope.
'Cause we're the Houston Texans, Houston Texans,
You know we're gonna hold the rope.

Yes, we're the Houston Oilers, Houston Oilers,
Houston Oilers, Number Owe're the Houston Texans, Houston Texans,
Houston Texans, Number One.

Yes, we're the Houston Texans, Houston Texans,
Houston Texans, Number One

Cause were the Houston Texans, Houston Texans
Houston Texans number one - Five - Seven - Eight,
We're the best from the Lone Star State!
Houston Texans , Houston Texans,
Houston Texans number One.

:fans:
 
TEXANRED said:
:drunk: I love posting this one, see if any of you can figure it out.

Look out football, here we come,
Houston Texans, Number One.

Houston has the Texans, the greatest football team.
We take the ball from goal to goal like no one's ever seen.
We're in the air, we're on the ground - always in control,
And when you say the Texans, you're talking Super Bowl.

'Cause we're the Houston Texans, Houston Texans,
Houston Texans, Number One.
Yes, we're the Houston Texans, Houston Texans,
Houston Texans, Number One.

We've got the offense, we've got the defense,
We give the other team no hope.
'Cause we're the Houston Texans, Houston Texans,
You know we're gonna hold the rope.

Yes, we're the Houston Oilers, Houston Oilers,
Houston Oilers, Number Owe're the Houston Texans, Houston Texans,
Houston Texans, Number One.

Yes, we're the Houston Texans, Houston Texans,
Houston Texans, Number One

Cause were the Houston Texans, Houston Texans
Houston Texans number one - Five - Seven - Eight,
We're the best from the Lone Star State!
Houston Texans , Houston Texans,
Houston Texans number One.

:fans:
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Too easy... but it needs a new everything, new singer, background music, etc.
 
Battle Red Friday- free again!
Got my motor running for a football weekend...
Battle Red Friday- I'm outta control,
Forget the working blues and let the Texans ro-o-oll.
 
Week 2: Ahman Green sung to Jim Croce's Bad Bad Leroy Brown

http://youtube.com/watch?v=D_DOikIddmQ
Well the south side of H-town
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man named Ahman Green

Now Ahman more than trouble
You see he stand bout six foot four
All the downtown ladies call him treetop lover
All the mens just call him sir

And its bad, bad Ahman Green
The baddest man in the old H-town
Badder than old king kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Now Ahman he a runner
And he likes to score Touchdowns
And he likes to move the ball
In front of everybodys nose
He got a custom continental
He got an eldorado too
He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
He got a razor in his shoe

And its bad, bad Ahman Green
The baddest man in the old H-town
Badder than old king kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog


And its bad, bad Ahman Green
The baddest man in the old H-town
Badder than old king kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

And its bad, bad Ahman Green
The baddest man in old H-town
Badder than old king kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

:fans:
 
Man I though this was a thread about the Texans new 'fight song' which IMO was kind of scary... haha

this wasn't too bad though.
 
Ca-a-a-rolina, you-be walkin' through a hurricane,
Meco on the left side,
Mario on the right,
a two-steppin' horse n' train!

:fans:
 
TEXANRED said:
:drunk: I love posting this one, see if any of you can figure it out.

Look out football, here we come,
Houston Texans, Number One.

Houston has the Texans, the greatest football team.
We take the ball from goal to goal like no one's ever seen.
We're in the air, we're on the ground - always in control,
And when you say the Texans, you're talking Super Bowl.

'Cause we're the Houston Texans, Houston Texans,
Houston Texans, Number One.
Yes, we're the Houston Texans, Houston Texans,
Houston Texans, Number One.

We've got the offense, we've got the defense,
We give the other team no hope.
'Cause we're the Houston Texans, Houston Texans,
You know we're gonna hold the rope.

Yes, we're the Houston Oilers, Houston Oilers,
Houston Oilers, Number Owe're the Houston Texans, Houston Texans,
Houston Texans, Number One.

Yes, we're the Houston Texans, Houston Texans,
Houston Texans, Number One

Cause were the Houston Texans, Houston Texans
Houston Texans number one - Five - Seven - Eight,
We're the best from the Lone Star State!
Houston Texans , Houston Texans,
Houston Texans number One.

:fans:
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My favorite song with a twist.
 
Week 3 Mario sung to Door's Gloria

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GRlVE2pNQ-s&mode=related&search=
Yeah, right.
Did you hear about Mario? He's a beast from Carolina,
He come round here, to sack QB's?
Come round here just about noon,
He makes his presence known every Sunday.
He's one mean mother
Wrap up the Qb and throw him down
Picks up the fumble and rumbles for six

Chorus: Mario--M-A-R-I-O
Mario--M-A-R-I-O

Mario--M-A-R-I-O

Mario--M-A-R-I-O



Chorus
Keep the whole thing going, baby!
 
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