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when Carr is gone so all the "Carr is running on empty", "Our Carr is a lemon," "Carr is broken" jokes will go away....man, c'mon, like NO ONE has thought of these before?
 
when Carr is gone so all the "Carr is running on empty", "Our Carr is a lemon," "Carr is broken" jokes will go away....man, c'mon, like NO ONE has thought of these before?

Agreed. I'm tired of hearing all this random speculation about DC. Enough already. Something will happen when it happens, until then find something else to talk about.
 
when Carr is gone so all the "Carr is running on empty", "Our Carr is a lemon," "Carr is broken" jokes will go away....man, c'mon, like NO ONE has thought of these before?

Just imagine the years of "Brady" Bunch jokes we'll hear if the Texans were to pick Brady Quinn in the draft.
 
There's gonna be jokes no matter who is QB...remember we are all in the 3rd grade still...i swear people never out grow it (hmm i'll include myself humbly..lol).

my roommate is a huge dallas fan... Romo is a Homo...that was a popular one among us 23 year olds..lol

I'm waiting for when Quinn is here...keeps getting sacked and everyone around here calls him "Dr. Quinn medicine woman...get your @$$ up off the ground and play!!"
 
when Carr is gone so all the "Carr is running on empty", "Our Carr is a lemon," "Carr is broken" jokes will go away....man, c'mon, like NO ONE has thought of these before?

hey hey imitation is SUPPOSED TO BE sincerest from of flattery, I think these tired old jokes remind me of :deadhorse
 
There's gonna be jokes no matter who is QB...remember we are all in the 3rd grade still...i swear people never out grow it (hmm i'll include myself humbly..lol).

my roommate is a huge dallas fan... Romo is a Homo...that was a popular one among us 23 year olds..lol

I'm waiting for when Quinn is here...keeps getting sacked and everyone around here calls him "Dr. Quinn medicine woman...get your @$$ up off the ground and play!!"

hilarious. yeah the team would be called The Brady Bunch and in our first Monday Night Football game ever, they could do some stupid brady bunch skit with Brady hitting Marsha in the face with a football and end it with Mrs. Brady saying the immortal words 'are you ready for some football'.
 
hilarious. yeah the team would be called The Brady Bunch and in our first Monday Night Football game ever, they could do some stupid brady bunch skit with Brady hitting Marsha in the face with a football and end it with Mrs. Brady saying the immortal words 'are you ready for some football'.

Cindy, Jan and Alice as cheerleaders?
 
Alice?!?! I just threw up in my mouth... Nasty

Anyway you slice it, there will always be some sort of smart ***** joke or comments, until we start winning.

yup, off topic but loosely related...do we know if we get a nationally televised game or are we relegated to late season floater status?

i am sure they would have to consider putting houston v saints somewhere on the radar map. that way espn could blow the whole thing out of proportion with the whole Bush storyline. Mario v Bush...
 
yup, off topic but loosely related...do we know if we get a nationally televised game or are we relegated to late season floater status?

i am sure they would have to consider putting houston v saints somewhere on the radar map. that way espn could blow the whole thing out of proportion with the whole Bush storyline. Mario v Bush...

When do they announce the National Television schedule? Unfortunately, unless we make a huge splash this offseason, I think you are right about being relegated to late season floater status.

In addition to the Mario v. Bush angle, you might think that they could kind of get mileage out of VY. v. Houston also.

Might be interesting to see how it shakes out.
 
hilarious. yeah the team would be called The Brady Bunch and in our first Monday Night Football game ever, they could do some stupid brady bunch skit with Brady hitting Marsha in the face with a football and end it with Mrs. Brady saying the immortal words 'are you ready for some football'.


What really ticks me off about that is the fact that some imagination-lacking MNF staffer probably just cribbed your post and is proposing that they do that exactly as you described it here.
 
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