David Carr Haiku - Part Deux

Second Honeymoon

Hall of Fame

• Dec 17, 2006

• #1

Carr sucks the big one
McNair and Carr play grabass
And laugh at us all

Bob does interview
Blames everyone but David
Players send message

Embarassing game
But par for the course round here
The homers were wrong

 

The Dream

All Pro

• Dec 17, 2006

• #2

god is here again
my bad on the creation
ha ha ha ha ha

 

Second Honeymoon

Hall of Fame

• Dec 17, 2006

• #3

Haiku is 5-7-5 format. 5 syllables on 1st and 3rd line. 7 syllables on 2nd line. Doesnt have to rhyme or 'flow' per se.

example:

Boycott HEB
I cant afford a Beemer
Mattress Mac hates Carr

 

The Dream

All Pro

• Dec 17, 2006

• #4

watch the rockets play
they do not have david carr
thats why they win games

 

TexanFanInCC

Veteran

• Dec 17, 2006

• #5

carr is a pansy
an extremely big pansy
carr cant win worth beans

carr cannot be saved
he screwed the pooch on this one
excuses no more

ill come up with a few more later.

 

C

Cindy

Practice Squad

• Dec 17, 2006

• #6

Look! I'm David Carr
I can't hit the broadside of
A barn with the ball.

 

The Dream

All Pro

• Dec 17, 2006

• #7

turnovers are bad?
hehehe I did not know
where are my panties?

 

Second Honeymoon

Hall of Fame

• Dec 17, 2006

• #8

David was Santa
Gave Eagles early Christmas
I'd prefer a Scrooge

 

The Dream

All Pro

• Dec 17, 2006

• #9

I have no talent
but I have my pretty hair
he he he he he!!!

 

TexanFanInCC

Veteran

• Dec 17, 2006

• #10

Second Honeymoon said:

David was Santa
Gave Eagles early Christmas
I'd prefer a Scrooge

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The Dream said:

I have no talent
but I have my pretty hair
he he he he he!!!

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LOL i think we are aspiring poets! funny stuff! i prefer a scrooge as well! ill give yall both rep for making me laugh

 

TexanFanInCC

Veteran

• Dec 17, 2006

• #11

I am very pissed off
I predicted 9 wins but
Carr shot my hopes down

Cant wait for next year
gift will come a little late
but kevin kolb rules!

 

The Dream

All Pro

• Dec 17, 2006

• #12

I do not play hard
Might mess up my eye shadow
Sweating is yucky!

 

TexanFanInCC

Veteran

• Dec 17, 2006

• #13

freaking sweet. at least i cant stay mad at the texans for losing. i have something to cheer me up, like this thread!

 

Second Honeymoon

Hall of Fame

• Dec 17, 2006

• #14

Haiku is for fun
David Carr is for losing
Kubes has pie on face

 

Second Honeymoon

Hall of Fame

• Dec 17, 2006

• #15

TexanFanInCC said:

freaking sweet. at least i cant stay mad at the texans for losing. i have something to cheer me up, like this thread!

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if even one frown is turned upside down, this thread is a smashing success.

David creates frowns
Drugs and Booze wont kill the pain
Haiku to rescue