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Frills

Frills

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1. The Names Reggie Bush and Vince Young, or any abbreviation thereof, shall result in a ban of the member for no less than 2 days.

What else do you want?
 
let them exercise their right to speak. but lets be honest. RB cant run behind these blockers either, and VY cant even beat out kerry collins.
 
Lets see, my wish hmmm :) Any postings of the negative variety cause your computer monitor to emit a beam that laser tatoos a Cowboys/Titans insignia in your forehead...that way we can all identify you at the next game and beat your butt silly :)
 
Anyone using the term "Sucks" after a players name has to play 1 full quarter against them and then report back to the rest of us on the accuracy of thier statement.
 
dantem said:
Anyone using the term "Sucks" after a players name has to play 1 full quarter against them and then report back to the rest of us on the accuracy of thier statement.
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Kris Brown SUCKS haha i get to go against a kicker
 
the moderators make new rooms, each for the appropriate babble:

1. reggie bush is god room
2. vince young is god room
3 david carr is god or sucks room
4. mario williams is god or a bust room

any threads wich pertain to any of these rooms are then moved to the proper room and the poster is instructed in the proper posting rules. after 3 violations the poster is ip banned from the board.

we then apply the same banning rule to those that rant about how bad the texans are if they later say anything good about the texans after we win.
 
TFL said:
Kris Brown SUCKS haha i get to go against a kicker
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Good point... OK anyone other than the Kris Brown Chad Stanley or any of the Guys on IR. oh, and not the defensive coordinator, I think my grandma could win that one.
 
Well, the NFL total access guru Adam What'shisface is reporting tonight that one of those guys is schduled to start the week of Oct 22. . Might be a little tough.
 
We are going back to 12th grade English here. Any post that does not contain both the positive and negative outlook of the respective poster's perspective on a topic will be deleted. A conclusion may contain the poster's final opinion but if both sides of the issue are not addressed it wil not be allowed.
 
...same excuse about the same player is limited to 100 times per day in all threads combined, with only 1 post from the same poster making an excuse about that player per day in all threads
 
Anyone who says "loose" instead of "lose" will be immediately banned for life. ...........:bomb:

unless ofcourse the poster meant to say "loose" instead of "lose"
 
Playoffs said:
Yeah, read that, but I didn't find any posting rules regarding personal attacks and the like.
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The caution red and white triangle allows you to report anything specially that you may think is offensive or a personal attack. A mod will review it usually within a day or so.
 
Ok, that was odd, made a posting, and it didn't go through.... anyway, what I said... Bringing back threads from 2006 with my stupid remarks should result in a ban... :)
 
Anyone who rights a misspelled post or uses the rong speling of a wurd and does not korect it within 10 minutes shall be urrested by the speling police and spend two days serving a speling ban. Repeet offenders will forced to go to dictionary.com before posting to remind them how badly they suck at speling.
 
Stemp said:
Anyone who rights a misspelled post or uses the rong speling of a wurd and does not korect it within 10 minutes shall be urrested by the speling police and spend two days serving a speling ban. Repeet offenders will forced to go to dictionary.com before posting to remind them how badly they suck at speling.
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Ouch. I always have it open and I use it extensively.

:strangle::strangle::strangle:
 
Stemp said:
Anyone who rights a misspelled post or uses the rong speling of a wurd and does not korect it within 10 minutes shall be urrested by the speling police and spend two days serving a speling ban. Repeet offenders will forced to go to dictionary.com before posting to remind them how badly they suck at speling.
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Anyone who does their best on-line impersonation of JohnsonFan shall be banned for life.
 
Stemp said:
Anyone who rights a misspelled post or uses the rong speling of a wurd and does not korect it within 10 minutes shall be urrested by the speling police and spend two days serving a speling ban. Repeet offenders will forced to go to dictionary.com before posting to remind them how badly they suck at speling.
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Making them download firefox would be better. Then they could see their entire post underlined in red in real time. Instant shame.
 
Corrosion said:
JohnsonFan was at least good for some comic relief .... He was better than some of these scrubs who try to be serious.


:ahhaha:
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Good point!! Right on Brother... Point------> Counter Point!!


I just heard this.... This just in:


****WAIT for it****

If you take yourself seriously enough, you're important and are smarter than the average bear!!

:rolleyes:
 
Texan_Bill said:
Good point!! Right on Brother... Point------> Counter Point!!


I just heard this.... This just in:


****WAIT for it****

If you take yourself seriously enough, you're important and are smarter than the average bear!!

:rolleyes:
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Geez dude, bears are not smart just big. Get it right! :kitten::lion::fingergun:
 
You should be banned if you call this Texan and other Texans Europeans, and are a racist propaganda machine. :tiphat:
 
u know what some people could even say Mario was a BUST i tell u what i would of rather had VY heck things might been different for him if he played here u never know ???? ...we would of seen the playoffs alot sooner thats four sure
 
Norg said:
u know what some people could even say Mario was a BUST i tell u what i would of rather had VY heck things might been different for him if he played here u never know ???? ...we would of seen the playoffs alot sooner thats four sure
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Wrong thread, wrong grammar, wrong spelling, wrong conclusion = bust post.
 
Stemp said:
Anyone who rights a misspelled post or uses the rong speling of a wurd and does not korect it within 10 minutes shall be urrested by the speling police and spend two days serving a speling ban. Repeet offenders will forced to go to dictionary.com before posting to remind them how badly they suck at speling.
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I was about to accuse you of channeling Norg but you used capital letters and punctuation.
:kitten:
 
Frills said:
1. The Names Reggie Bush and Vince Young, or any abbreviation thereof, shall result in a ban of the member for no less than 2 days.

What else do you want?
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Given that you've mentioned both, by your own logic should we ban YOU?:thinking: I vote yes.
 
Vinny said:
threads with Norg and Johnsonfan....automatic sticky
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My favorite Norg post ever was him saying we screwed up when we drafted Randy Bullock in the 5th. Only because they should've called the Ravens FO to see if they were going to draft him before our 6th round pick. Gotta love Norg.:fingergun:
 
If noone has posted in a thread in ONE year, CLOSE it!!! Send it into cyberspace to be forgotten for eternity!!
 
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