The Colts have a new mascot.

Texans_Chick · Sep 5, 2006

It is just wrong. Please feel free to brutalize that with comments.

"The Colts New Mascot Looks Like a Barney Character"

Usually, I don't care much about mascots, but that is cringeworthy.

TexansLucky13 · Sep 5, 2006

What is that!?! Looks like something from Dr. Seuss.

Hulk75 · Sep 5, 2006

It looks like Peyton Manning. :cool:

V Man · Sep 5, 2006

Hulk75 said:
It looks like Peyton Manning.

No Manning's head is bigger.

Texans Horror · Sep 5, 2006

That's one scary-looking mutant pig.

:bowser:

TexansLucky13 · Sep 5, 2006

V Man said:
No Manning's head is bigger.

I dunno about that...

Double Barrel · Sep 5, 2006

TexansLucky13 said:

That thing is hideous. Why are mascots going to that 'flubby' look, with the big, round belly? The Rockets have one like that, and it's just goofy, IMO.

Football mascots (especially) should look lean and mean...like Toro!

TexanSam · Sep 5, 2006

Double Barrel said:
That thing is hideous. Why are mascots going to that 'flubby' look, with the big, round belly? The Rockets have one like that, and it's just goofy, IMO.

Football mascots (especially) should look lean and mean...like Toro!

I don't think Toro looks mean, but at least he's not funny looking. This mascot is so odd and ugly that it's funny. It should be the mascot for a minor league team, not an NFL one.

TNTitan · Sep 5, 2006

atleast its a horse. We have a damn racoon, whats that got to do with anything?

Double Barrel · Sep 5, 2006

TexanSam said:
I don't think Toro looks mean, but at least he's not funny looking. This mascot is so odd and ugly that it's funny. It should be the mascot for a minor league team, not an NFL one.

no, he doesn't look mean (more of a joke on my part). But, then again, some dude in a stuffed animal outfit never really does look all that mean. But he is lean! (Especially compared to that Colts mascot or the Rockets dumb bearthing.)

TexanSam · Sep 5, 2006

Double Barrel said:
no, he doesn't look mean (more of a joke on my part). But, then again, some dude in a stuffed animal outfit never really does look all that mean. But he is lean! (Especially compared to that Colts mascot or the Rockets dumb bearthing.)

Haha, that is true. I do agree that he looks lean however. He's the best mascot in Houston!

Blu · Sep 5, 2006

The only thing missing is an apple, give it to him during the post season...so he can choke with the rest of them. :stirpot:

GuerillaBlack · Sep 5, 2006

TexansLucky13 said:
What is that!?! Looks like something from Dr. Seuss.

Lucky · Sep 5, 2006

TNTitan said:
atleast its a horse. We have a damn racoon, whats that got to do with anything?

A possum would be much more appropriate. Or even a penguin.

wags · Sep 5, 2006

And they said smurf and donkey DNA wouldn't splice.....

TexanSam · Sep 5, 2006

Lucky said:
A possum would be much more appropriate. Or even a penguin.

A penguin would be freakin' sweet as a mascot! Or a llama!

mexican_texan · Sep 5, 2006

Quit hatin' on Clutch, he's the best mascot I know. He writes a blog, entertains people at the Toyota Center, and performs at various charities. Didn't you see him in the Texans-Bucs halftime show? He's ripped!

Double Barrel · Sep 5, 2006

mexican_texan said:
Quit hatin' on Clutch, he's the best mascot I know. He writes a blog, entertains people at the Toyota Center, and performs at various charities. Didn't you see him in the Texans-Bucs halftime show? He's ripped!

This Clutch?! :um:

He's cute and all...definitely nicer to look at than the Colts' new Barney horse thing...

FILO_girl · Sep 5, 2006

TNTitan said:
atleast its a horse. We have a damn racoon, whats that got to do with anything?

Is it because your mascot looks strikingly similar to what you cooked up in the parking lot before the game? :tease:

j/k
Maybe we have found the answer to the mystery meat nachos... :hmmm:

(Bud have any ties to Aramark?)

That picture... :rofl:

That looks like a rabid Blue pony on crack. If they can find team spirit with it and not laugh it out of the stadium, more power to the Colt fans.

powerfuldragon · Sep 5, 2006

Oh my.

mexican_texan · Sep 5, 2006

Double Barrel said:
This Clutch?!

He's cute and all...definitely nicer to look at than the Colts' new Barney horse thing...

Here's a newer pic:

Beer and Metal · Sep 6, 2006

TexansLucky13 said:
What is that!?! Looks like something from Dr. Seuss.

I have a shoe.
My shoe is blue.
Do you have a blue shoe too?

I have a grin.
It's above my chin.
Will my above-chin grin help the Colts win?

texflex513 · Sep 6, 2006

TexansLucky13 said:
What is that!?! Looks like something from Dr. Seuss.

It actually looks like a cow mixed with a moose lol is that a nose ring i see?

jerek · Sep 6, 2006

I actually like Clutch, as much as I like any mascot any way. I always like mascots who can heckle the crowd and opposing teams, make it funny, but I guess I'm not big on mascots in general. Far as I'm concerned we can sub Toro out for another four cheerleaders, and I'm good.

El Tejano · Sep 6, 2006

TNTitan said:
atleast its a horse. We have a damn racoon, whats that got to do with anything?

Because it has to do with Davey Crockett and that whole Tenessee thing.

And I am sorry Clutch is cool but Turbo rocks.

mexican_texan · Sep 6, 2006

El Tejano said:
Because it has to do with Davey Crockett and that whole Tenessee thing.

And I am sorry Clutch is cool but Turbo rocks.

Turbo is like Jamaal Anderson: kids have no idea who he is.

Clutch rules.

yumyum · Sep 7, 2006

He comes in at a pretty close 2nd losing only by a nose. The only good looking mascot in this division is Toro and thats real. ALL of the other mascots in our divison look like cartoon characters.

FILO_girl · Sep 7, 2006

yumyum said:
He comes in at a pretty close 2nd losing only by a nose. The only good looking mascot in this division is Toro and thats real. ALL of the other mascots in our divison look like cartoon characters.

Isn't that Jaxon, the Chester Cheetah wannabe?

Headlights of a Carr · Sep 7, 2006

TNTitan said:
atleast its a horse. We have a damn racoon, whats that got to do with anything?

Y'all do like road kill right? :hides:

J/K

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