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Truth, Love, Faith & Obedience - Christianity 101
I wish that I could take credit for these, but I got it off the Jags MB's.
(No offense Titan Tack Fan...LOL)
Q. What's the difference between the tacks & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game
Q. How do the tacks count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the tacks & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !
Q. How do you keep a tack player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in tack valley in case of a tornado?
A. To the tack coliseum - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a tack player with a SuperBowl ring?
A. A thief!
Q. Why was mullet boy upset when the tacks playbook was
stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the tacks and a dollar
bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. How many tacks does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A. The tennesee tacks.
Q. What do the tacks and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
(No offense Titan Tack Fan...LOL)
Q. What's the difference between the tacks & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game
Q. How do the tacks count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the tacks & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !
Q. How do you keep a tack player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in tack valley in case of a tornado?
A. To the tack coliseum - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a tack player with a SuperBowl ring?
A. A thief!
Q. Why was mullet boy upset when the tacks playbook was
stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the tacks and a dollar
bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. How many tacks does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A. The tennesee tacks.
Q. What do the tacks and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road