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Let's name our defense..."Bull Rush" or...

What should we name our defense?


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Ok, I'll admit boredom has sunk in after the draft. However, I'm really excited about the prospects for our defense. Some of the great D's of the passed...Purple People Eaters, Steel Curtain, Orange Crush, etc. all had hard core names.

So what could call our new Texans' D...

1. Bull Rush
2. Blue Thunder
3. Texas Tornado
4. Other

Maybe something with "stampede" or other term. Have some fun and see what you can come up with.
 

Brandon420tx

Flounder
Bowser Beaters? *For the Super Mario Thang!* :fireball: :bowser:
Or,
Blue Tide for the rush of our new D-Line sweeping opposing O-lineman like a 50 foot tidal wave. :fridge:
 
First thing's first. I think we need a Smash Mouth safety that scares receivers and a middle linebacker that dominates. With our current defense and these two things, how scary would that be. Then we can really make a name for ourselves.
 

edo783

Hall of Fame
I think it might be better to waite a bit and see what sort of defense we might have. Could look a bit silly if they turn out to be Mario and the sieves. I don't think they will....But.
 
baba ganoush said:
death row??? its what the d at my school uses...but im not saying thier any good...im an offensive lineman!!!!
death row is the best sounding name thus far, especially for Texas.

at our school, for an audible to a cut block, we call out "dead babies, dead babies"

the look on some the other teams faces is great and then they wind up on they're arse!! :yahoo:
 

johndoe

Waterboy
at my school i play in the secondary, and when i see a runningback over about 115 pounds i...................try to get the hell out of the way.:hides:
 

gtexan02

Working?
johndoe said:
at my school i play in the secondary, and when i see a runningback over about 115 pounds i...................try to get the hell out of the way.:hides:
At age 26, playing for a school team, and avoiding people that weigh 115 pounds? Im very confused
 

rmartin65

Phil Kessel: Nice Guy. Tries Hard.
YoungTexanFan said:
death row is the best sounding name thus far, especially for Texas.

at our school, for an audible to a cut block, we call out "dead babies, dead babies"

the look on some the other teams faces is great and then they wind up on they're arse!! :yahoo:
Thats a pretty cool idea.
 
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whiskeyrbl

Guest
Like "The Slaughter House" 21st Centurys' " House of Pain":crutch:
 
Texas Tornado is cool. I know that our defense(Redskins) calls themselves "The Unit" lol. Bull rush isnt fit becuase no offense, your franchises history of blitzing sucks.
 
ClintonPortis26 said:
Texas Tornado is cool. I know that our defense(Redskins) calls themselves "The Unit" lol. Bull rush isnt fit becuase no offense, your franchises history of blitzing sucks.
That's all about to change. I'm ready for some football...too bad I'm going to be Texan in Germany when the season rolls around.
 

Kaiser Toro

Native Mod
Tale Gator coined the Dirty South D.

Death row does not encpasulate the whole defense in my opinion.

I could handle Bull Rush.

I like the sound of the Slaughterhouse for Reliant.

Two others to kick around the Stampede and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

I like the Dirty South D as it is ambiguous and gives the players and fans some poetic license to have fun with it.
 

SnakeOilTanker

Waterboy
Its debatable if we are apart of the dirty south...we're Texas, we are our own region.

I think we need a good D first before it gets a nickname.

"the paris hilton d"

because everyone has a chance to score on us


I voted Bull Rush though.
 

CoachJim

Waterboy
SnakeOilTanker said:
Its debatable if we are apart of the dirty south...we're Texas, we are our own region ...
How in the hell are we NOT in the south? ... Hell, we ARE the south.
 

Dre

Practice Squad
Bull Rush b/c the big bodies up front are likely to be the strength of our defense.:mario:
 
SnakeOilTanker said:
Its debatable if we are apart of the dirty south...we're Texas, we are our own region.

I think we need a good D first before it gets a nickname.

"the paris hilton d"

because everyone has a chance to score on us


I voted Bull Rush though.
Freaking hilarious!!!!
 

SnakeOilTanker

Waterboy
CoachJim said:
How in the hell are we NOT in the south? ... Hell, we ARE the south.
My point was that we are our own region.

When I think South I think Alabama Mississippi. Is New Mexico part of the south? they're are neighbors too.

If you have to put Texas in region then yes South is the one though.
 

Brandon420tx

Flounder
Kaiser Toro said:
Tale Gator coined the Dirty South D.

Death row does not encpasulate the whole defense in my opinion.

I could handle Bull Rush.

I like the sound of the Slaughterhouse for Reliant.

Two others to kick around the Stampede and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

I like the Dirty South D as it is ambiguous and gives the players and fans some poetic license to have fun with it.
Thats a good idea. If our defensive players had chainsaws on the field I don't think the lineman would stay around to block ... at least the ones who want to keep their legs.
 

ensign_lee

Rookie
Brandon420tx said:
Thats a good idea. If our defensive players had chainsaws on the field I don't think the lineman would stay around to block ... at least the ones who want to keep their legs.
Penalty, Defense #90, unsportsmanlike conduct: killing a member of the opposing team, Texans automatically forfeit...:brickwall

:P
 
Kaiser Toro said:
I like the Dirty South D as it is ambiguous and gives the players and fans some poetic license to have fun with it.
I'm a Southern Boy through and through, but I'm not sure what connotation or reputation "Dirty South D" would garner our defense.

Bull Rush is still my favorite, but calling our front 4 "Death Row" could have potential.
 
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