I saw Vince at the 7-11 in Austin last week buying a case of Heineken. First, I would like to state, Heineken is the beer of champions. No one makes a better beer. And now, for the point of my story: let me assure you: no one, and I do mean no one, can carry a case of cold brewskis to the register quite like Vince. I was in awe. Everyone in the store, they stopped what they were doing, in awe of the leadership and confidence he demonstrated. No bull. I swear, if it had been David Carr, he would have dropped the damn thing three times before he so much as paid it. The cashier would have denied his platinum card like an angry Dwight Freeney on third and long. Vince is the greatest, and I just so happened to have my camcorder handy. I have included tape so that we may all celebrate this future superstar:
http://www.just-kidding.com/vincebuysbeer.mpg
