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Rookie
1. Houston Texans - RB Reggie Bush USC
Kubiak will have the last say in this pick, but he'll only be allowed to choose between the President and the Mormon. Kubes is obviously in ove with Carr and he knows that if his running system had Bush it would simply "Kill"
2. New Orleans Saints - QB Matt Leinart USC
The City of NO just wants to win!!!! They don't care if their wins won't have any flash to them they wanna win and they wanna win now, and between Matt and Vince, Matt is obviously the more developed.
3. Tennessee Titans - QB Vince Young Texas
Steve wants mentor Vince and still play at least 2 years, good thing since thats about how long it'll take Young to develop.
4. New York Jets - RB DeAngelo Williams Memphis
Some call him a poor mans Cadillac Williams, but after his performance throughout the senior bowl they'll call him a middle class man's Cadilliac Williams, and that'll be enough for the Jets to take him at 4.
5. Green Bay Packers - LB AJ Hawk Ohio State
The players to trade up for here would be AJ or The Brick but the only teams that would trade up need depth and the Pack has to take Hawk, but cheer up he is worth the top 5.
6. Oakland Raiders - DE Mario Williams NCST
Known for being badasses, the raiders will improve their D with an elite player in drafting "Super" Mario and extend their image of bad guys for years to come.
7. San Francisco 49ers - TE Vernon Davis Maryland
Tough choice for the 9ers here with AJ and DeAngelo gone, but they decide to make the workload easier for Alex by drafting the "Duke" and introducing us to the best new TE in the NFL.
8. Buffalo Bills - OT D'Brickashaw Ferguson Virginia
The Brick falling this far is crazy and shouldn't be legal but the Bills arn't complaining. They have all the offensive tools but need the protection. With Ferguson they'll be able to get more done and let JP become a better QB.
9. Detroit Lions - QB Jay Cutler Vanderbilt
OK I'm gonna be straight forward on this pick with no juicy lines or anything. The Lions are flat out retarded! Jay isn't worth a top 10 pick but thats ok its the Lions 2 QBs and 3 WRs in 5 years is the type of thing that'll qualify you as mentally retarded so the Lions without flinching take this now overrated inconsistent guy to continue their troubled ways.
10. Arizona Cardinals - RB LenDale White USC
Their board looked like this: OT Ferguson, QB Cutler, RB Williams, and RB White.
11. St.Louis Rams - S Micheal Huff Texas
A Defense in need of help gets it.
12. Cleveland Browns - LB Chad Greenway Iowa
A prototypical LB for a 3-4 goes where and when hes meant to go, good pick for the Browns.
13. Baltimore Ravens - CB/S Jimmy Williams VT
These guys always go for the flashy pick and Jimmy will be that.
14. Philadelphia Eagles - DT Broderick Bunkley FSU
BB only solidyfied his top 15 status at the Senior Bowl this week and with him and the return of McNabb and friends, Andy Reid will take back the east.
15. Atlanta Falcons - Mathias Kiwanuka BC
"Kiwi" falling this far is crazy but beleiveable. The Falcons improve on their DL since improving in their secondary would make this pick lose its value.
16. Miami Dolphins - DT Haloti Ngata Oregon
Cutler didn't make it to where he should've but the Ngata dropped like crazy and the Phins take him gladly to start their 3-4 D.
17. Minnesota Vikings - RB Laurence Maroney Minnesota
You often here about these fairy tale stories of teams drafting the guy from their area, well finally 1 comes true, although the Vikings were hoping for other people to be here.
18. Dallas Cowboys - OT Winston Justice USC
The Law unexpectedly drops and the Boys take him to solve their troubled OT ways
19. San Diego Chargers - S Ko Simpson SoCar
Simpson will be crazy good in the NFL and quickly will become a top S, the Chargers know this, drop what they're doing, and just take him!
20. Kansas City Chiefs - CB Tye Hill Clemson
Nice work in Mobile and what the Chiefs need.
21. New England Patriots - S Darnell Bing USC
The Pats were hoping for better to be available here but they no that their secondary is injury prone and start building their defenses now.
22. Denver Broncos(f/WAS) - WR Santonio Holmes Ohio State
Rod Smiths heir is found.
27. Carolina Panthers - TE Leonard Pope Georgia
No more holes left except TE
24. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - OT Marcus McNeil
If Auburn players at 5 11 are Cadillacs then the next Buccaneer/Auburn star is a "Hummer".
25. Cinncinati Bengals - DT Gabe Watson Michigan
Pope is gone and they need help stopping the run, Watson is their answer
26. New York Giants - LB DeMeco Ryans Alabama
I think he was at the Senior Bowl... I just, I can't.... cough*Bust*cough
27. Chicago Bears - TE Mercedes Lewis UCLA
After Senior Bowl practices hes back in the 1st round and no matter whos at QB for the Bears, he'll help.
28. Jacksonville Jaguars - CB Antonio Cromartie FSU
1 side is good but they need balance and get another soon-to-be-outstanding-CB.
29. Denver Broncos - DE Tamba Hali Penn St.
Broncos need help on their DL.
30. Indianapolis Colts - LB Bobby Carpenter Ohio State
In an effort to save his job past 06, Dungy gets the best LB available.
31. Seattle Seahawks - DE Manny Lawson NCST
Stock has greatly improved and for the Hawks it'll just be BPA here.
32. Pittsburgh Steelers - WR Martin Nance Miami OH
Ben and Nance reunite yay!
Kubiak will have the last say in this pick, but he'll only be allowed to choose between the President and the Mormon. Kubes is obviously in ove with Carr and he knows that if his running system had Bush it would simply "Kill"
2. New Orleans Saints - QB Matt Leinart USC
The City of NO just wants to win!!!! They don't care if their wins won't have any flash to them they wanna win and they wanna win now, and between Matt and Vince, Matt is obviously the more developed.
3. Tennessee Titans - QB Vince Young Texas
Steve wants mentor Vince and still play at least 2 years, good thing since thats about how long it'll take Young to develop.
4. New York Jets - RB DeAngelo Williams Memphis
Some call him a poor mans Cadillac Williams, but after his performance throughout the senior bowl they'll call him a middle class man's Cadilliac Williams, and that'll be enough for the Jets to take him at 4.
5. Green Bay Packers - LB AJ Hawk Ohio State
The players to trade up for here would be AJ or The Brick but the only teams that would trade up need depth and the Pack has to take Hawk, but cheer up he is worth the top 5.
6. Oakland Raiders - DE Mario Williams NCST
Known for being badasses, the raiders will improve their D with an elite player in drafting "Super" Mario and extend their image of bad guys for years to come.
7. San Francisco 49ers - TE Vernon Davis Maryland
Tough choice for the 9ers here with AJ and DeAngelo gone, but they decide to make the workload easier for Alex by drafting the "Duke" and introducing us to the best new TE in the NFL.
8. Buffalo Bills - OT D'Brickashaw Ferguson Virginia
The Brick falling this far is crazy and shouldn't be legal but the Bills arn't complaining. They have all the offensive tools but need the protection. With Ferguson they'll be able to get more done and let JP become a better QB.
9. Detroit Lions - QB Jay Cutler Vanderbilt
OK I'm gonna be straight forward on this pick with no juicy lines or anything. The Lions are flat out retarded! Jay isn't worth a top 10 pick but thats ok its the Lions 2 QBs and 3 WRs in 5 years is the type of thing that'll qualify you as mentally retarded so the Lions without flinching take this now overrated inconsistent guy to continue their troubled ways.
10. Arizona Cardinals - RB LenDale White USC
Their board looked like this: OT Ferguson, QB Cutler, RB Williams, and RB White.
11. St.Louis Rams - S Micheal Huff Texas
A Defense in need of help gets it.
12. Cleveland Browns - LB Chad Greenway Iowa
A prototypical LB for a 3-4 goes where and when hes meant to go, good pick for the Browns.
13. Baltimore Ravens - CB/S Jimmy Williams VT
These guys always go for the flashy pick and Jimmy will be that.
14. Philadelphia Eagles - DT Broderick Bunkley FSU
BB only solidyfied his top 15 status at the Senior Bowl this week and with him and the return of McNabb and friends, Andy Reid will take back the east.
15. Atlanta Falcons - Mathias Kiwanuka BC
"Kiwi" falling this far is crazy but beleiveable. The Falcons improve on their DL since improving in their secondary would make this pick lose its value.
16. Miami Dolphins - DT Haloti Ngata Oregon
Cutler didn't make it to where he should've but the Ngata dropped like crazy and the Phins take him gladly to start their 3-4 D.
17. Minnesota Vikings - RB Laurence Maroney Minnesota
You often here about these fairy tale stories of teams drafting the guy from their area, well finally 1 comes true, although the Vikings were hoping for other people to be here.
18. Dallas Cowboys - OT Winston Justice USC
The Law unexpectedly drops and the Boys take him to solve their troubled OT ways
19. San Diego Chargers - S Ko Simpson SoCar
Simpson will be crazy good in the NFL and quickly will become a top S, the Chargers know this, drop what they're doing, and just take him!
20. Kansas City Chiefs - CB Tye Hill Clemson
Nice work in Mobile and what the Chiefs need.
21. New England Patriots - S Darnell Bing USC
The Pats were hoping for better to be available here but they no that their secondary is injury prone and start building their defenses now.
22. Denver Broncos(f/WAS) - WR Santonio Holmes Ohio State
Rod Smiths heir is found.
27. Carolina Panthers - TE Leonard Pope Georgia
No more holes left except TE
24. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - OT Marcus McNeil
If Auburn players at 5 11 are Cadillacs then the next Buccaneer/Auburn star is a "Hummer".
25. Cinncinati Bengals - DT Gabe Watson Michigan
Pope is gone and they need help stopping the run, Watson is their answer
26. New York Giants - LB DeMeco Ryans Alabama
I think he was at the Senior Bowl... I just, I can't.... cough*Bust*cough
27. Chicago Bears - TE Mercedes Lewis UCLA
After Senior Bowl practices hes back in the 1st round and no matter whos at QB for the Bears, he'll help.
28. Jacksonville Jaguars - CB Antonio Cromartie FSU
1 side is good but they need balance and get another soon-to-be-outstanding-CB.
29. Denver Broncos - DE Tamba Hali Penn St.
Broncos need help on their DL.
30. Indianapolis Colts - LB Bobby Carpenter Ohio State
In an effort to save his job past 06, Dungy gets the best LB available.
31. Seattle Seahawks - DE Manny Lawson NCST
Stock has greatly improved and for the Hawks it'll just be BPA here.
32. Pittsburgh Steelers - WR Martin Nance Miami OH
Ben and Nance reunite yay!
