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Carr puts his house on the market . . . . humorous speculation

Marcus

Marcus

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Inside sources within the Texans organization, under the the condition of anonymity, have secretly confided in me that Texans' quarterback David Carr, extremely upset by Vince Young's decision to enter the 2006 draft, has placed his house up for sale.

Take that, John McClain. :neener:

(This thread is intended for barnyard humor only)
 
chuckm said:
and I hope Mr. Young goes to the Titans .... this MB will certainly be an interesting place
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If it shakes out this way, the Texans will lose fans and money. That is a fact.
 
Wordem said:
If it shakes out this way, the Texans will lose fans and money. That is a fact.
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lose ut fans? you guy/gals have got to get over young. he is not coming here and probably going to tenn. freaking deal with it.

i mean, we are going to be left with reggie bush or maybe ferguson in a trade down. that really blows.
 
Marcus said:
Inside sources within the Texans organization, under the the condition of anonymity, have secretly confided in me that Texans' quarterback David Carr, extremely upset by Vince Young's decision to enter the 2006 draft, has placed his house up for sale.

Take that, John McClain. :neener:

(This thread is intended for barnyard humor only)
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Yeah I heard that, and I also heard he is looking in New Orleans. Saints are interviewing Pat Hill, Fresno State's Head Coach. And from my inside sources; Texans sign Carr and trade with the Saints. David Carr, a 3rd round this year, & next year's 1st round for New Orleans 1st round this year & a second from next.

The Texans select Bush and Young with the first and second pick.:pigfly:
 
Is this true?

If so, it's an all new "low" for Carr. He's been told that he's staying, so does he think that the only reason VY is declaring for the draft is because VY got the secret OK from a Texans official that we're swinging a deal on Carr?

And here I thought it really was as simple as believeing that we were taking Reggie Bush "even if VY declared for the draft..."

Pass the tums.
 
gpshafer_1976 said:
Is this true?

If so, it's an all new "low" for Carr. He's been told that he's staying, so does he think that the only reason VY is declaring for the draft is because VY got the secret OK from a Texans official that we're swinging a deal on Carr?

And here I thought it really was as simple as believeing that we were taking Reggie Bush "even if VY declared for the draft..."

Pass the tums.
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so the Carr for Ricky Williams is in full swing :pigfly: :heh:
 
gpshafer_1976 said:
Is this true?

If so, it's an all new "low" for Carr. He's been told that he's staying, so does he think that the only reason VY is declaring for the draft is because VY got the secret OK from a Texans official that we're swinging a deal on Carr?

And here I thought it really was as simple as believeing that we were taking Reggie Bush "even if VY declared for the draft..."

Pass the tums.
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Nah, it's just a joke.
 
gpshafer_1976 said:
Is this true?

If so, it's an all new "low" for Carr. He's been told that he's staying, so does he think that the only reason VY is declaring for the draft is because VY got the secret OK from a Texans official that we're swinging a deal on Carr?

And here I thought it really was as simple as believeing that we were taking Reggie Bush "even if VY declared for the draft..."

Pass the tums.
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:whistle:. . . lol:
 
Typically we wait until April Fool's Day to use the message board as one's own little tool to draw attention to one's self.


I guess you're also stocking up on whoopee cushions and fake barf, or maybe you're driving by golf courses and honking your horn on a golfer's backswing.

What a waste of thread space...
 
The thread title says "humorous speculation" gpshafer. I know you're red-faced because you're the only one that didn't get the joke, but try not to let your embarassment get you down. :rolleyes:
 
Wordem said:
If it shakes out this way, the Texans will lose fans and money. That is a fact.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. No one will truly know that until the season starts. Band wagoners will jump on the band wagon when the team is actually playing better and winning games.
 
Wordem said:
If it shakes out this way, the Texans will lose fans and money. That is a fact.
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Well if we have to draft a UT player on the first day every few seasons to appease the UT fans and keep them "happy"... then they arent fans we need. They arent supporting the franchise.

Jump on your bandwagon and go wherever the wind blows you.
 
gpshafer_1976 said:
Typically we wait until April Fool's Day to use the message board as one's own little tool to draw attention to one's self.


I guess you're also stocking up on whoopee cushions and fake barf, or maybe you're driving by golf courses and honking your horn on a golfer's backswing.

What a waste of thread space...
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You missed the ketchup trail to the ladies room at WalMart. Or is it only my kids that did that stuff? :tiptoe:
 
FILO_girl said:
You missed the ketchup trail to the ladies room at WalMart. Or is it only my kids that did that stuff? :tiptoe:
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Carr will be traded for Gus Ferrote RB for Ricky Williams, and Warren Moon will be the new QB coach:redtowel:
 
I'm hoping the Saints do us a favor and take Young instead of Line Art. I'd become a huge Saints fan if that happened. Young, Deuce, Donte, and Horn? That is just scary.

I could live with Line Art and Chow reunited in Tennessee. I'd hate to root against Young twice a year though.
 
V Man said:
Yeah I heard that, and I also heard he is looking in New Orleans. Saints are interviewing Pat Hill, Fresno State's Head Coach. And from my inside sources; Texans sign Carr and trade with the Saints. David Carr, a 3rd round this year, & next year's 1st round for New Orleans 1st round this year & a second from next.

The Texans select Bush and Young with the first and second pick.:pigfly:
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And start a professional 6 man team because thats all we would be able to field. This aint Madden 07 so this aint happenin
 
BigBull17 said:
And start a professional 6 man team because thats all we would be able to field. This aint Madden 07 so this aint happenin
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It was a joke, didn't you read the title of the thread.
 
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