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All Encompassing FIRE Randy Bullock

As I said when the Kris Brown v. Rackers debate was raging, if I have to choose between leg and accuracy, give me accuracy. You can plan around it.
 
Worst kicker I've ever seen. We left 6 damn points on the field thanks to this fat aggie piece of ****. He's got one damn job and it's to kick the ****ing ball through those uprights.

By all rights Bullock should be the guy leaving Reliant in an ambulance tonight.
 
We've got to find someone much more reliable. How has he stuck around for so long? This team's Achilles heel is inability to cut ties with the right people. Are we sure Fat Randy wasn't puffing the cheeba with Montgomery?
 
no need for a long thread. he'll be an ex-Texan by midweek. shame team played well and he more or less lost it. kickers are strange fish. when they go bad, there's usually no coming back
 
no need for a long thread. he'll be an ex-Texan by midweek. shame team played well and he more or less lost it. kickers are strange fish. when they go bad, there's usually no coming back

Buddy, this guy was never good to begin with. He's worst damn fish in the lake!
 
This really goes beyond bullock. Texans make too many status quo decisions. Bullock isn't the only player that shouldn't be here. Texans have made a bunch of questionable decisions.
 
no need for a long thread. he'll be an ex-Texan by midweek. shame team played well and he more or less lost it. kickers are strange fish. when they go bad, there's usually no coming back

I wish you were right, but I don't think so. He will stay all year and maybe he will go in the off season.
 
I watched him a ton at A&M and have continued to have hopes he could get it together. He was a phenomenal clutch kicker at A&M. I'm afraid the spotlight of the NFL is more than Bullock can handle. Cut him tomorrow.
 
Bullock sucks donkey dick and it's time for his ass to go. he by himself cost us 9 points. **** bullock.
 
Much like we are stuck with Marciano, we are stuck with fat Aggie as well. Thanks for 2-6 fat Aggy!

2 of the multiple reasons why Smithiak needs to be gone. You want to be loyal? Fine. Be loyal to those that deserve it. 3 players get cut last week for a violation of team rules, but Kubiak says it was performance based since he can't cut them for the rules violations. Yet Bullock is still on this team with his performance this year?
 
How does Marciano even have a job? Special teams has SUCKED for so long.

The one play tonight was just JJ Watt going beast mode
 
An honorable person would resign, return the money he has stolen from us, and use whatever he has left to take out a full page ad in the sports section telling the city of Houston how sorry he is for basically destroying our chances this year.

I would be ashamed to show up at work knowing I was as bad at my job as he is.
 
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Casey Barth, Olindo Mare, and Shayne Graham are all free agents. Any of them would be an improvement over the Michelin man.
 
he plays special teams we ****ttt HOW ABOUT WE FIRE JOE MARCEIANO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dis **** is a ****in joke how bad can out special teams suck and we get no change our ST has been suckin for YEARS !!!!!!!!!! dis **** is gettin funny BY NOW !!!!!!!!
 
Worst kicker I've ever seen. We left 6 damn points on the field thanks to this fat aggie piece of ****. He's got one damn job and it's to kick the ****ing ball through those uprights.

By all rights Bullock should be the guy leaving Reliant in an ambulance tonight.

Posted too soon. He had another miss in him. Make that 9 points he left out there.
 
this really might be worse than the rosencopter

I don't feel like it is. I feel like that was cruel and merciless and that the football gods were urinating on our heads with that one.

This is something the Texans deserve. This is their own fault and so it's appropriate if unpleasant.
 
An honorable person would resign, return the money he has stolen from us, and use whatever he has left to take out a full page ad in the sports section telling the city of Houston how sorry he is for basically destroying our chances this year.

I would be ashamed to show up at work knowing I was as bad at my job as he is.

He's been learning how to be a pro from Ed Reed though so....
 
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Kicker is one of the easiest positions to replace and plug in someone new. No excuse not to have a new kicker suited up next week. Bullock obviously doesn't have it.
 
He let the team down tonight. Randy Bullock wasn't anywhere close on two of those misses. The other one early in the game just had a weird knuckleball type of movement to the left of the upright and just kept sailing a few feet wide.

The bottom line is 1-for-4 on field goals tonight (25 %) in a game we lost by three points on national TV with our season on the line. It's just frustrating.

If the Texans released him tomorrow and signed any street free agent kicker, I wouldn't be upset. The new guy couldn't be any worse.
 
I mean... we HAVE to be looking for a kicker this week, right?
Although if we keep Randy Bullock he may help us land a better draft pick. At 2-6, we're still in the running for a top five pick and C.J. Mosley in the first round. I can see the pros and cons to keeping him or releasing him.
 
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