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Week 1 VS Chargers MNF.... Lets Predict ;)

EllisUnit

EllisUnit

Vote RED!!!
Did these all last season, so i see no need to stop.

Texans 34
Chargers 10

Schaub 284 Yards, 2 TD
AJ 128 Yards 1 TD
Foster 151 yards 2 TDs
JJ Watt 2.5 Sacks 2 Tipped Passes
 
This game is hard for me to read, but I'm kinda feeling that it will be a close one. The Texans are always very strong on week #1, but they are playing a road game against a team that has always kicked their tails, and on top of that it is a Monday Night game. Too many variables to consider.

Best guess for me: Texans 23 - Chargers 20
 
I have no clue about this game. I really don't have a strong opinion either way. My guy says its going to be a tough one to win though...

I'm really excited about this game because if the unknown.
 
The game starts when I'm normally hitting the sack. So I predict I'll be asleep by halftime. :lol:
 
I'm just hoping for a win. If this was on a Sunday afternoon, this would be a clear cut win. But the last two seasons have been pretty disappointing when it comes to primetime games.

But for thread purposes:

- Tate gets a TD
- Daniels gets our first TD of the season
- Ed Reed gets an INT
 
EllisUnit said:
Come on get out of here with that ****. What advantage besides homefiled do the chargers have over the texans ? I cant name a single thing. We win this game easily !!!

I guess we view the texans differently TK
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I'm going to be sleeping like Thorn. Texans can't win if I'm not drinking & screaming at the TV
 
Wow you guys are going to be sleeping during a game ??? I've been on a 72 hour hitch with no sleep, made it home 2 hours before the Thursday night game against Denver and still went to the game.

I couldnt imagine sleeping while a games on.

Guess i'm over dedicated
 
EllisUnit said:
Wow you guys are going to be sleeping during a game ??? I've been on a 72 hour hitch with no sleep, made it home 2 hours before the Thursday night game against Denver and still went to the game.

I couldnt imagine sleeping while a games on.

Guess i'm over dedicated
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I can't help it. Once the sun goes down, my eyelids gets extremely heavy.

You don't want me as your designated driver... let me tell you.
 
I predict Charger fans will leave the stadium sucking their thumbs like little babies after witnessing the destruction the Texans lay forth upon their sissy little team.
 
I'm with you bro. There is absolutely no way I am going to miss one single snap of this game. I've been waiting nine months for this and this being the first game?!?!

Sucks its so late but in the end, it matters nothing to me. I'll be tuned in and glued to the TV.

Texans win 31-13





EllisUnit said:
Wow you guys are going to be sleeping during a game ??? I've been on a 72 hour hitch with no sleep, made it home 2 hours before the Thursday night game against Denver and still went to the game.

I couldnt imagine sleeping while a games on.

Guess i'm over dedicated
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Most of the predictions here give us extremely generous numbers..........If you lay down bets, you ought to really clean up.............or go home broke............since Vegas at this time is giving us only 3 points..........
 
Texans 27
Chargers 14

Daniels/Gaham with receiving TD's, Foster with a rushing TD. Texans fans mad Kubiak doesn't drop a 50 burger on SD.
 
Houston blasts out with an opening drive that gives the appearance that SD can't possibly be in the same league. Then.... if you watched 3/4 of last season's games, you know how this ends....

Houston 23
SD 21
 
Chargers are not very good at all and are probably last place in that division.
I see a Texans blowout in week 1.
 
Texans blow 'em away. The Bolts are in no way, shape, form or fashion on the same plane as far as talent goes with the Texans.

Should be over early.
 
ObsiWan said:
I'll take that bet. And since you guys say the Chargers are eleven points better than the Texans, I'll do you a favor and only take seven of those eleven points; to be clear, I'll take the Texans +7. You game?
:D
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:backsout:
 
(Stealing Ellis Unit's format here)

Texans 30
Chargers 17

Schaub 260 Yards, 1 TD
AJ 130 Yards 1 TD
Hopkins 50 Yards
Daniels 80 Yards
Foster 140 yards 2 TDs
Watt 1.5 Sacks 1 Tipped Pass
Mercilus 1.0 sack
Random guy (Crick?) - gets other .5 sack
 
I predict a lot of hurt to Rivers.
That offensive line (Dunlap, Rinehart, Hardwick, Clary, Fluker) is going to break.
 
EllisUnit said:
Wow you guys are going to be sleeping during a game ??? I've been on a 72 hour hitch with no sleep, made it home 2 hours before the Thursday night game against Denver and still went to the game.

I couldnt imagine sleeping while a games on.

Guess i'm over dedicated
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I think you were over-medicated! :whip:
 
CharloTex said:
I think you were over-medicated! :whip:
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Na its called wanting that dollar, and then still sopporting my team. I have quit a job over the texans, lost my fiancee (she sucked anyways) over the texans. Drove night and day to see a game on TV from New Mexico. Dedication my friend !
 
EllisUnit said:
Na its called wanting that dollar, and then still sopporting my team. I have quit a job over the texans, lost my fiancee (she sucked anyways) over the texans. Drove night and day to see a game on TV from New Mexico. Dedication my friend !
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Dedication is funny sometimes. At my age, dedication is motivating yourself 24 hours a day not to tell everyone you speak with to f@ck off and then go take a nap.
 
Houston over SD was just announced as the "Lock of the Week" for Week 1 on NFL Network Fantasy pick'em.

Superbowl!!!
 
Thorn said:
Dedication is funny sometimes. At my age, dedication is motivating yourself 24 hours a day not to tell everyone you speak with to f@ck off and then go take a nap.
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come work in the oilfield where we daily tell people to f@ck off. Your not doing your job if you dont ;)
 
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