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JJ Watt 'marries' 6 year old

This guy is awesome both on and off the field. So glad he's Houston Texan. 99 will be retired in Reliant's rafters with no. 80.
 
Double Barrel said:
This guy is awesome both on and off the field. So glad he's Houston Texan. 99 will be retired in Reliant's rafters with no. 80.
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Your assumption is that JJ Watt is human and therefore will age and actually need to retire.

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I hope the little girl won't be to crushed when she finds out Watt is dating a rising young soccer player on the US Women National Team that won the Gold in the last Olympic.

Sidney Leroux is the name; it was reported that she was at the Bengals game with Watt's brother and that she was also at the Pro Bowl.
 
76Texan said:
I hope the little girl won't be to crushed when she finds out Watt is dating a rising young soccer player on the US Women National Team that won the Gold in the last Olympic.

Sidney Leroux is the name; it was reported that she was at the Bengals game with Watt's brother and that she was also at the Pro Bowl.
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Damn! Get it son! :swatter:
 
76Texan said:
I hope the little girl won't be to crushed when she finds out Watt is dating a rising young soccer player on the US Women National Team that won the Gold in the last Olympic.

Sidney Leroux is the name; it was reported that she was at the Bengals game with Watt's brother and that she was also at the Pro Bowl.
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JJ SMASH!!!
 
Rey said:
Someone wanna comment about how he could have done better?

lolz
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There's supposed to be one good woman for a man, and vice versa.
Beauty is only skin-deep.

I'm on my 28th year so I guess I can talk about it a little.
It's the tryings that make it worthwhile.
Going through all the highs and lows and somehow survive.
 
JJ's girlfriend/future wife/whatever better get used to heat, traffic and mosquitoes, because JJ will spend his entire football career in Houston. Barring injuries, Bob McNair will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, let JJ Watt play for another team.
 
DX-TEX said:
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JJ SMASH!!!
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Wow, good job JJ! Soccer chicks are always a good choice. I was gonna say I thought he would get a chick with big boobs given his hand size... but that second pic makes it clear he's an assman! I wonder if she calls him JJ Spank? :swatter:
 
ckhouston said:
Apparently in order for the 6 year old marriage to be legal, they had to travel to Arkansas ...
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I thought it's 16 with parents consent, and 14 if the court allows for some specific case?

But why bother? The tinbreds just do whatever they want (j/k).:roast:
 
Ryan said:
Good god did she get some of Cush's stuff from a few years ago to inject there?
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I wouldn't be surprised. With a guy like Cush, she probably needs some padding back there to prevent her spine from going out of alignment...
 
So JJ Watt is now a medding cake. The little girl was cute but this one is a little creepy.

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The way things are going in the world, this 6 year old girl will soon turn up pregnant with strong cravings for fried chicken.

Just a joke. :user:

Don't tell JJ. :kitten:
 
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