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3:53PM EST October 8. 2012 - "This calls for wisdom: let the one who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man, and his number is 666."

-- Revelation 13:18, English Standard Bible

And so it was that on the morn of the 666th Monday Night Football game in the course of mankind, Timothy Richard Tebow noticed this numerical oddity and took to the mount to declare his righteousness against the mark of the beast.

On the second Monday of October, Tebow took a respite from reading his papyrus playbook to declare his intentions for the eve: "Looking forward to giving God all the glory in tonight's 666th Monday Night Football game. Romans 8:37-39."
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http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2012/10/08/tim-tebow-666-monday-night-football/1620961/


What does it mean???

Now that he plays for the Jets, we're sure it's also completely accidental that that the Bible verse right before Romans 8:37-39 has to do with sheeps being led to the slaughter.
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And it's on 10/8, which if you add together is 18. What goes into 18 three times? 6! Three sixes = 18! :worm:

I swear I'll meltdown if Tebow comes in and wins this freakin' game...
 
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Final score 66-6 Texans...
 
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We have Forsett on our side.

He'll probably be getting his first meaningful action tonight.

Through all the odds he managed to keep his virginity until he got married...then he went forth and multiplied...:)
 
I'll throw a curveball here to point out that today is Thanksgiving up here in Canada. We have a lot to give thanks for & it'll culminate with a Texans win tonight :tiphat:
 
Sanchez starts and J.J. the Destroyer sacks him three times...Tebow comes in with the Wildcat and gets knocked out of the game when he tries to block said player...Satan enters the game to smite said player only to awaken on the Gator truck to find that he also was sacked, and that said player is actually a Terminator sent by bookies from the future to fix the 2012 NFL season...said player then engages Satan in a discussion on the finer points of the swim move as a distraction while his Seal buddies creep up from behind and black-bag Satan who is then flown to Gitmo and water-boarded until he agrees to sign a Greenhouse Gas Reduction Pact and to stop betting on the Cowboys (Satan's a real Mush). J.J. the Destroyer wins MVP for sacking Satan. Texans 31-13

http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=95196
 
Fun fact.

Last night was the 666th monday night game. And after last night, Mark Sanchez has 6 TDs, 6 INTs, and a 66.6 QB rating. His longest throw of the season was for 66 yards, and his jersey number is 6.
 
TdotTexas2Step said:
Fun fact.

Last night was the 666th monday night game. And after last night, Mark Sanchez has 6 TDs, 6 INTs, and a 66.6 QB rating. His longest throw of the season was for 66 yards, and his jersey number is 6.
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LOL. They clearly have to start Tebow now. Their only chance at redemption.
 
TdotTexas2Step said:
Fun fact.

Last night was the 666th monday night game. And after last night, Mark Sanchez has 6 TDs, 6 INTs, and a 66.6 QB rating. His longest throw of the season was for 66 yards, and his jersey number is 6.
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okay, that's just weird right there... :mcnugget:
 
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