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.....You Might Be A Texan's Fan

Lurvinator11

Lurvinator11

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So earlier I was thinking about those old Jeff Foxworthy jokes where he would say some situation and then say "....you might be a redneck!"

The I thought about a couple of Texan jokes, and thought we could have fun with this.

So, I'll start. Think of your own and post them. See what we can do with this.


If you refer to a backup QB as HWMNBN, You might be a Texan's fan.

Take it away!
 
If you believe "Tony Bosseli" and "Jinx" are synonomous...

If you know what it's like NOT to have to wait until draft day to find out who your team will take @ #1...
 
If you still remember hearing "Let's go Astros!" chanted during a football game......
you might be a Texans fan.
 
If a perfect trifecta means a texans win and a titans and cowboys loss.

If you think VY sausage is earl Campbell sausages biatch

If you're willing to endure listening to josh innes on 610 just to listen about how your texans just smashed their last opponent

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If every week you here that the upcoming game is the "biggest in franchise history", you might be a Texans Fan.........
 
If you're ok with BoB doubling his $$$$ off taxpayers backs while only producing one playoff team in a decade you might be a Texans fan.
 
If you've watched all the Texan's games from game 1 to present, through all the highs and lows - and you are now deeply annoyed by all the Johnny-come- lately "Texan" fans:koolaid: From Houston DJs, news anchors and John Q publics-alike.
 
If you have a reflexive, deep seated fear of facing a rookie/first start QB from years past ...
 
If you crap a peach seed every time you see a returner handle a punt....
 
If every time someone says, "What?", you break into a cheer and chant "M.V.P., M.V.P.!" ..... you might be a Texans fan.
 
If all the national media types suddenly giving the Texans props who were dissin' them last year and will again if they drop two in a row sickens you...
 
If you know that battle red, deep steel blue, and liberty white are not Dodge pickup truck colors....

You might be a texans fan
 
If, after every first down, you turn to the rest of the members of the sports bar you're at and exclaim, "THAT'S GOOD FOR A HOUSTON TEXANS.." followed by a chorus of most of the bar, "FIRST DOWN!!!!"....you might be a Texans fan.
 
If you are forced into the position of criticizing your college QB hero because your fellow Longhorn fans are still delusional after seven years...
 
TEXANS4MARIO said:
If you've watched all the Texan's games from game 1 to present, through all the highs and lows - and you are now deeply annoyed by all the Johnny-come- lately "Texan" fans:koolaid: From Houston DJs, news anchors and John Q publics-alike.
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Name of the game, eventually the Texans will rebuild (shuddering) and all those fans that annoy you will be gone.

Just sit back and enjoy the good times and ignore those that don't know what its like to "ride or die" with any team during the ups AND downs.

I mean after all, the band wagon fans ARE what we have been waiting for (not directly but indirectly since bandwagons only show up when you are good enough to be the "next big thing")
 
You might be a Texans fan if you have noticed 610 and the like talk about things discussed here days after it has been posted here.
 
If you remember the exciting comebacks Schaub pulled out of his ass only for the D to lose it in OT; You might be a Texans fan..
 
If you've ever taken a players name and turned it into a verb (Pollardized) you might be a Texans fan.

and

drum roll.....


If you've ever made FTF's #1 fan signature line, you're definitely a Texans fan :)
 
TexansBull said:
You might be a Texans fan if you have noticed 610 and the like talk about things discussed here days after it has been posted here.
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You might be a Texan's fan if your friends hear something on the radio and come to you to find out more.
 
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