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Must Win vs Ten

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I ain't even playing this time. This is THE ONE game we cannot afford to lose! Lions gave tits life yesterday and if we give them this one at home we all the sudden are 1-1 in the division leaving things wide open the rest of the way. We absolutely MUST WIN this game if we want to remain undefeated in the division!
 
Haha, yeah, it's true. We absolutely must win this game if we are going to be undefeated in our division. We also must win it if we want to break the Dolphins record for that undefeated season. Can't have a loss and do that.

If we lose at home to Tennessee, I'm just going to laugh it off, because that's just stupid. We'll probably lose to Baltimore and/or NE, maybe the Packers, etc. Hopefully, we win some of those too...

What could happen is that we lose IN Tennessee and/or IN Indy, which will tick me off a little.
 
If we are to maintain our darling status amoung the zombie sports writers, then we must win this game. Only being undefeated will we be able to tune into multiple channels and listen to our name briefly mentioned while they talk about how our opponents almost pulled it off against us.
 
If we are to maintain our darling status amoung the zombie sports writers, then we must win this game. Only being undefeated will we be able to tune into multiple channels and listen to our name briefly mentioned while they talk about how our opponents almost pulled it off against us.

AND...a little Tebow, of course. Followed by some "Poor, poor New Orleans Saints" news. And smatterings of replacement referee news.

But those Texans? Nah. They are a Houston team, and we all know what those yankees think of Houston Texas pro sports teams. We killed their beloved New York Knicks in 1994, after all. They even paid OJ Simpson to murder his ex-wife JUST to distract the nation from that Knicks-Rockets series. OK, maybe that's a stretch...but still!
 
I ain't even playing this time. ... We absolutely MUST WIN this game if we want to remain undefeated in the division!

You don't say? You mean we can't lose a game in the division if we want to be undefeated? Lieutenant Obvious, you are hereby promoted to Captain.

Mike
 
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