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The Wade Phillips anti-curse
- Thread starter gtexan02
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Ole Miss Texan
Hall of Fame
That is amazing. I remember when it was announced thinking "he can get our defense to middle of the pack or slightly above, and we should make the playoffs." I had no idea he'd turn it around like this. We're pretty much at the top of every major statistical category - un. be. lievable.
Goatcheese
Texan
Kubiak Book II
Chapter 6
1: And Lo did Kubiak bring forth the Wade of great defense
2: and the fans beheld and it was good.
3: and offenses did quaketh in their pads and QBs did shat apon themselves.
4: And Wade did say unto them, Woe to all who stand against the 3-4 under
5: and the Texans were playoff bound and it was good
6: and they didst produce a #1 defense
7: and this was also good
8: and I just wanted to have another verse starting with and
TexansFanatic
Extremist
Kubiak Book II
Chapter 6
1: And Lo did Kubiak bring forth the Wade of great defense
2: and the fans beheld and it was good.
3: and offenses did quaketh in their pads and QBs did shat apon themselves.
4: And Wade did say unto them, Woe to all who stand against the 3-4 under
5: and the Texans were playoff bound and it was good
6: and they didst produce a #1 defense
7: and this was also good
8: and I just wanted to have another verse starting with and
Oh, man. Can't stop laughing. Well done, sir.
EDIT: Tried to rep you, but must spread rep...
michaelm
vox nihili
Got him.
drs23
Veteran
Got 'im for both of us. Was LMFAO! That was damned original and funny!
speedfreek
All Pro
I hope he is content to stay in his hometown and be a defensive coordinator instead of jumping at one of the new head coaching positions that opened up..
TJ
TJ
welsh texan
You may say I’m a dreamer but I’m not the only one
If you're Wade Phillips I think you fancy your chances of ending up with a ring in the very near future by staying here in Houston.
That said, look at the Cowboys this season, that has to up his HC chances. Turns out, it wasn't Wade's fault after all.
VTexan
Rookie
Goatcheese
Texan
Lizard Neck was saying he wants another shot at a HC job. Take Lizard Neck's word for what it's worth.
Goatcheese
Texan
GuerillaBlack
Hall of Fame
If you're talking about the McClain tweet, it looked like he was just speculating. Nothing that Wade actually said.
Lurvinator11
Veteran
Don't we have him for like 3 years anyway? If teams want to talk to wade, we can't let them. I think McNair will do everything he can to keep wade. On the flip side, I don't really think wade will leave either. I seriously think he will retire as a texan. I think that was kinda his idea with dallas, to retire in his home state but now since he is in his hometown, I feel he will stay here. Plus like someone said, his father would be super dissapointed if wade leaves houston.
drs23
Veteran
I agree 100% and will be inducted into the Texans coach's HOF. Bank it.
Hervoyel
BUENO!
Kubiak Book II
Chapter 6
1: And Lo did Kubiak bring forth the Wade of great defense
2: and the fans beheld and it was good.
3: and offenses did quaketh in their pads and QBs did shat apon themselves.
4: And Wade did say unto them, Woe to all who stand against the 3-4 under
5: and the Texans were playoff bound and it was good
6: and they didst produce a #1 defense
7: and this was also good
8: and I just wanted to have another verse starting with and
Nicely done sir. I'm getting a bit of "Randy from South Park" mixed with a "Monty Python & The Holy Grail" vibe from this. MSR