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Time to have a talk in the coaches office.

El Tejano

Hall of Fame
Ok, you are Gary Kubiak and you are wanting certain players to step up their game for this last stretch of the season. Who do you call in to your office?

My two choices : Kevin Walter and Antonio Smith. Haven't heard from them in quite some time. We need some TDs out of Keving and some more sacks out of Antonio.
 
The entire offensive line. I'd say, "If you block like the #1 line in the league and give TJ an extra split second... we're going to keep winning games. It's on you. Thanks, have a good day."
 
Antonio Smith? The entire D-line has been pretty dominant all season long. Can't complain about Smith. Just because he doesn't have many sacks doesn't mean he's not getting the job done.

I'd talk to Jacoby. If Andre is going to miss a couple of games, then Jacoby needs to step up. Of course, we've been saying this for years now.
 
I'd call in Andre Johnson, that lazy good for nothing reciever of ours that spends half his time on the bench. And Schaub, who suddenly decieded he needed a vacation. Of course there's always Mario Freaking Williams who is taking off most of the season with a sore tit.
 
Kubiak needs to talk to Bob McNair about the field condition before the Texans lose all thier players!
 
I would call Jacoby Jones in and give him the speech that Tommy Chong's father gave him:

"When boy, when.... are you going to get your act together?"


".......That Finklestein Sh*t kid!?
 
Ok, you are Gary Kubiak and you are wanting certain players to step up their game for this last stretch of the season. Who do you call in to your office?

My two choices : Kevin Walter and Antonio Smith. Haven't heard from them in quite some time. We need some TDs out of Keving and some more sacks out of Antonio.

I think I would call Antonio in the office. Tell him he's been doing great, but he needs to finish.

KDub... WRs are so dependent on the QB, I don't know that I'd tell him to step it up, I might tell him that there will be a time I'm going to ask him to go deep & I'm going to need him to be there. I trust he will be there.

JJ, I'd call that knuckle head in & tell him if it's close, it better be caught. He's getting open I really don't think there is a corner in the league that can cover him. But he's got to make those close catches. That rookie QB needs it.

I'd call Cushing in & tell him I think Demeco is out playing him & he's about to lose that green dot on his helmet.

Then I'd call Demeco in & tell him that Cushing is out playing him & he may never see that green dot on his helmet again.

Lastly, I'd call the OL in as a group & tell them we're going to run the ball & we need them to step it up. I appreciate everything they've put into this thing up to this point, but all that means nothings. Champions find another gear in December & when I look at that group, I'm looking at champions. It's time to find that other gear.
 
I'd call Cushing in & tell him I think Demeco is out playing him & he's about to lose that green dot on his helmet.

Then I'd call Demeco in & tell him that Cushing is out playing him & he may never see that green dot on his helmet again.

That's some manipulative **** right there.

I like it.
 
I'd call in Andre Johnson, that lazy good for nothing reciever of ours that spends half his time on the bench. And Schaub, who suddenly decieded he needed a vacation. Of course there's always Mario Freaking Williams who is taking off most of the season with a sore tit.

Whoa!!
Tough crowd!
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If we lose a single game between now and the Super Bowl

No More Ice Cream
and
No more SPRINKLES!

I mean it Kids
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Looks like the talk did Kevin Walter some good. Antonio needs another talk. And after him I'm asking for Foster to get in here as well. We need him down this stretch and he hasn't been himself.
 
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