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Madonna at the Superbowl

Doppelganger

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It was just announced on NBC during halftime of the Detroit-Saints game that Madonna will be the halftime performer for the upcoming Superbowl.

Looks like the halftime show will yet again be an opportunity for me to use the facilities.
 
Doppelganger said:
It was just announced on NBC during halftime of the Detroit-Saints game that Madonna will be the halftime performer for the upcoming Superbowl.

Looks like the halftime show will yet again be an opportunity for me to use the facilities.
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Did you know that more toilets are flushed during Super Bowl halftime than at any other time?
 
gg no re said:
Better than Nickelback.
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I don't know about that. As bad as Nickelback is, Madonna is worse.

BTW, did you see the Halftime performance of the Cowboy game this year? It was AWFUL. The live crowd looked really bored and very unenthusiastic about the artists. The "club kids" up front were jumping up and down, but the football fans hated it. I imagine this is what will happen when Madonna "performs"
 
asleep said:
Madonna?

Like A Virgin?
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More like a dried up old woman.

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Dutchrudder said:
Better than Prince...
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prince was great.

i think a fairly obvious choice this year would've been BUSH as a real band with a current hit as well as plenty of success for the major demographic.

i'm also surprised that red hot chili peppers havent been suggested.


edit: i'll hold my opinion on madonna because i assume her show will include a ton of other performers ... though it's probably going to be little better than the epic fail that the blackeyed peas were.
 
Lukas Nelson. Shredding on his guitar.

Or Lady Antebellum (sp?).

A trio of Brad Paisley, Keith Urban, and Carrie Underwood. The two guys can shred on guitar, Carrie has amazing vocals, it'd be better than Madonna.

Whoever is making these decisions must be of the 70s and 80s generation.
 
Dutchrudder said:
Better than Prince...
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:thinking: Are we talking about the SAME Prince Rogers Nelson who plays bass, piano, drums, trumpet, sax and guitar and did an INCREDIBLE impromptu solo on "While my Guitar Genlty Weeps" with Tom Petty during George Harrison's induction into the Rock & Roll hall of fame? THAT Prince Rogers Nelson? Who when he played during halftime at the Superbowl danced his ass off AND played a stirring rendition of Purple Rain...IN the pouring rain? If we're talking about THAT guy and not your buddy's dog named Prince then ...EPIC FAIL!

In regards to Madonna...if both teams will be traveling backwards in time to 1988 to play the Superbowl then by all means Ms. Ciccone will be a GREAT choice.
 
Why not go with the classic Rolling Stones?? THey did that several years ago, and the Rollins Stones are like American Apple Pie. You can never go wrong. The Stones are "NEVER" a bad choice. "Satisfaction" guaranteed. :shades:
 
Prince? Really? Actual rain while he was playing Purple Rain was epic.

U2 is another one that's stood out to me over the years. The rest have run the gamut from "god-awful" to "just OK."
 
THIS IS A SIGN!

Seriously, I hate Madonna. I've hated Madonna from the moment I realized that she was never going to go away. First album, kinda cute in a stupid/slutty kind of way. Second album was "Ok, are we done yet?". Turns out no, we're not done yet. We keep making records, keep making movies (even though she sucks at it) and keeps the spotlight from moving off of her by any means necessary. The years go by and I'm still hating this person. Years turn into decades and still she stays there seemingly never aging. The public for some reason refuses to grow bored with her. I can't explain it, I just want it to stop.

Then a few years ago she finally seemed to lose steam. Suddenly she looked like she was aging (really fast too like some sort of deal with the devil expired) and her records weren't selling. For once the media stopped talking about her and started talking about someone else (who was equally worthless but that's beside the point) and then there was a little blip about her divorce and she was gone.

Just this week I mentioned to my wife that Madonna was finally gone and I was so.... "happy" about it. Now this.

The Texans will play in this years Super Bowl and it will be my fate to have to see Madonna at halftime. Book it.
 
Hervoyel said:
THIS IS A SIGN!

Seriously, I hate Madonna. I've hated Madonna from the moment I realized that she was never going to go away. First album, kinda cute in a stupid/slutty kind of way. Second album was "Ok, are we done yet?". Turns out no, we're not done yet. We keep making records, keep making movies (even though she sucks at it) and keeps the spotlight from moving off of her by any means necessary. The years go by and I'm still hating this person. Years turn into decades and still she stays there seemingly never aging. The public for some reason refuses to grow bored with her. I can't explain it, I just want it to stop.

Then a few years ago she finally seemed to lose steam. Suddenly she looked like she was aging (really fast too like some sort of deal with the devil expired) and her records weren't selling. For once the media stopped talking about her and started talking about someone else (who was equally worthless but that's beside the point) and then there was a little blip about her divorce and she was gone.

Just this week I mentioned to my wife that Madonna was finally gone and I was so.... "happy" about it. Now this.

The Texans will play in this years Super Bowl and it will be my fate to have to see Madonna at halftime. Book it.
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I was thinking this yesterday when Bob Costas mentioned who was playing at this year's Superbowl Event. Madonna was the talk of the town when the Rockets were in the finals on there way to wining their first championship. I can only hope.:fans:
 
Hervoyel said:
THIS IS A SIGN!

Seriously, I hate Madonna. I've hated Madonna from the moment I realized that she was never going to go away. First album, kinda cute in a stupid/slutty kind of way. Second album was "Ok, are we done yet?". Turns out no, we're not done yet. We keep making records, keep making movies (even though she sucks at it) and keeps the spotlight from moving off of her by any means necessary. The years go by and I'm still hating this person. Years turn into decades and still she stays there seemingly never aging. The public for some reason refuses to grow bored with her. I can't explain it, I just want it to stop.

Then a few years ago she finally seemed to lose steam. Suddenly she looked like she was aging (really fast too like some sort of deal with the devil expired) and her records weren't selling. For once the media stopped talking about her and started talking about someone else (who was equally worthless but that's beside the point) and then there was a little blip about her divorce and she was gone.

Just this week I mentioned to my wife that Madonna was finally gone and I was so.... "happy" about it. Now this.

The Texans will play in this years Super Bowl and it will be my fate to have to see Madonna at halftime. Book it.
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Her first album was decent. "Like a Virgin" was OKAY...but she's lasted this long because really "fabulous" guys absolutely love her and she sells out stadiums in Europe.
 
Doppelganger said:
I wasn't aware but it makes sense. I mean with all that beer being drank, it has to expelled from the body at some point.
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One funny thing about the study was this happened everywhere but Tennessee. However, it should be noted the level of their gutters, creeks and streams rise just after halftime. :D :D
 
Pathetic choice!!

The NFL has made the SB nothing more than a game for the rich and famous. Celebreties will flood Indy, throw huge over priced parties, buy up tickets for all their pot head friends, pretend they LOVE the game of football when most don't know the difference between a QB and a RB. They just like the name BACK because they got where they are by laying on theirs!! SB hype is disgusting, and nauseats me to no end. BUT, if my team is playing, I will do whatever I can to be there to support them. The rest of the media crap they can shove where the sun don't shine!!

I will say this though!! As much as I detest Madonna, I thank the football gawds above they didn't pick Faith Hill!!!!!
 
The Pencil Neck said:
People watch the half-time show?
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I want to go to a cool SB party where they watch the Lingerie League championship at halftime...


jjjezebel said:
Or heck, any band where the median age isn't over 50.

I would LOVE to see Metallica do a halftime show.
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YES!! Even KISS would be cool to see!

All too heavy for mainstream audience, though. They have to appeal to the lowest common denominator with these artists.

The1ApplePie said:
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This

Can't be worse than the Black Eyed Peas
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I never cared for them, but last year's SB halftime made me loathe them. That was just bad. Like beer farts bad. Stepped in dog poo and you smell it in your car all day bad. Like food poisoning bad.

Nawzer said:
Blue Man Group. Make it happen NFL.
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That would be amazing! By far the best suggestion that I've heard, yet. :thumbup

I think the funniest time we had about a SB halftime was leading up to Bruce Springsteen. I'm not a fan of his, but we kept telling our boy that the Boss was playing halftime show. He said "who's boss?", and we'd tell him he's everyone's boss! We had fun with that, and Bruce isn't a bad performer for a mainstream show. At least you don't have to worry about nipplegate or garbage like the Black Eye Peas.
 
Double Barrel said:
I think the funniest time we had about a SB halftime was leading up to Bruce Springsteen. I'm not a fan of his, but we kept telling our boy that the Boss was playing halftime show. He said "who's boss?", and we'd tell him he's everyone's boss! We had fun with that, and Bruce isn't a bad performer for a mainstream show. At least you don't have to worry about nipplegate or garbage like the Black Eye Peas.
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Had 3D TV been a bigger thing during that time, I'm sure Bruce might've had his own controversy.

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Admittedly, teabagging millions of Americans live on TV would win my vote for best Superbowl halftime show.
 
Doppelganger said:
It was just announced on NBC during halftime of the Detroit-Saints game that Madonna will be the halftime performer for the upcoming Superbowl.

Looks like the halftime show will yet again be an opportunity for me to use the facilities.
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Madonna can call Bush Hitler and it's all good. Free expression of speech didn't work out quite the same for Hank Williams Jr.
 
ChrisG said:
All networks and the nfl are running scared from the FCC. Every since Janet flashed everyone they have not gone with any recent / popular artist.
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So,you consider Britney Spears recently revelant? We gotta get a sarcasm icon.
 
I'm cool with Madonna being the halftime show, she can still bring it.

Heck, anything is better than the Black Eyed Peas horrible performance from last year.
 
Texecutioner said:
Why not go with the classic Rolling Stones?? THey did that several years ago, and the Rollins Stones are like American Apple Pie. You can never go wrong. The Stones are "NEVER" a bad choice. "Satisfaction" guaranteed. :shades:
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Not no but heck now. I'll pass on the Rolling Bones.....
 
To be honest, I'm too busy at halftime using the facilities, fixing a drink and eating some food to pay attention to the performance. In fact looking over the list that jjjezebel posted, I don't remember any of them.
 
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