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What would help the game get here sooner.

EllisUnit

EllisUnit

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A damn time machine because i get so anxious and discontent waiting for the game to start. i feel like doing this :gun: . Please hurry up 12:00
 
Traveling near the speed of light or a few seconds should do it.

A nap or several shots of tequila would probably accomplish the same effect.
 
TejasTom said:
Traveling near the speed of light for a few seconds should do it.

A nap or several shots of tequila would probably accomplish the same effect.
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If you figure out how to do pull off that first suggestion, get in touch with me. I know some NASA engineers that would be quite interested in that tech.

The second suggestion is risky. My experience with tequila shots says you could sleep right past the kickoff. In fact, you could sleep right on thru Sunday.
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Set the DVR to record , set the alarm for 1 hour after kickoff - sleep till alarm sounds - enjoy game comercial free.



:chickendance:
 
OK, now its time to roll a fattie, and get in game mode.
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False Start said:
OK, now its time to roll a fattie, and get in game mode.
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i wouldnt even know the game was going on. Its like an old black and white film that jumps frame to frame really fast so, i think i'll just pull the filter off a menthol and enjoy a 3 minute buzz and then have skull cracking head ache :texanbill:
 
aight i have to get off during the game. i like my laptop and i fear for its safety if i'm holding it during the game. :turtle:
 
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