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Buy or Sell-Texans vs. The Manningless Colts

Big Lou

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OK, its almost game day, so you know what that means. Yep useless predictions about the game followed by your opion in the form of buy or sell!!!


I'll kick it off:

B/S-Ben Tate rushes for 75+ yds. and 2 TD's (If Foster doesn't play)
 
OK, its almost game day, so you know what that means. Yep useless predictions about the game followed by your opion in the form of buy or sell!!!


I'll kick it off:

B/S-Ben Tate rushes for 75+ yds. and 2 TD's (If Foster doesn't play)
Sell as Tate gets the yards but not two TDs.

Buy or sell? Dline holds Colts passing game to less than 100 yards.
 
Sell - garbage time lets Colts rack up plenty


Buy/Sell - The Texans have at least 4 sacks.

Buy. Texans D is fired up and Collin is a statue behind that shaky o-line.

Buy/Sell - Schaub throws for 300+ and 3 Tds.
 
Sell, we'll be running the clock down the whole 2nd half.

B/S: We score a TD on our opening drive

Sell. First game jitters, the Texans move the ball well but bog down and settle for a FG. Then our defense gets to work, Colts 3-and-out and Texans offense comes back and scores a TD on our 2nd possession.

B/S: Commentators mention the absence of Peyton Manning fewer than 5 times in the first half.
 
Sell. First game jitters, the Texans move the ball well but bog down and settle for a FG. Then our defense gets to work, Colts 3-and-out and Texans offense comes back and scores a TD on our 2nd possession.

B/S: Commentators mention the absence of Peyton Manning fewer than 5 times in the first half.

Really? As Obsiwan posted, quit posting the obvious!! BUY!!

In fact, if there was monetary value in that bet!!! I'm going on the over!!!



B/S.... Texan_Bill goes to jail......... (feeling a little awnry!)
 
Really? As Obsiwan posted, quit posting the obvious!! BUY!!

In fact, if there was monetary value in that bet!!! I'm going on the over!!!



B/S.... Texan_Bill goes to jail......... (feeling a little awnry!)

buy, your clearly a thug lol

B/S mario williams makes an INT and takes it to the house!
 
buy, your clearly a thug lol

B/S mario williams makes an INT and takes it to the house!

Sell. The painful groin caused by "The Ghost of Bennie Joppru's Groin" slow Mario down just enough for him to get tackled at the Colts 12 yard line.

Buy or Sell: Jon Weeks crushes four (4) cups of Gatorade by halftime?
 
Without question. Buy.

B/S Jonathan Joseph holds Reggie Wayne to less than 50 yards receiving.
 
Buy... Wayne does not have a QB that can get the ball to him right now

B/S Texans Will win by at leaast 14 pts

Sell, until I see the Texans have a "step on throat" mentality


B/S defense will hold the colts under 20
 
sell brooks get alot of pressure but no sacks
b/s KJ stays on his feet all game and gets a pick

Buy. KJ's due for a solid game and pressure from the d-line is going to make for some bad passes by Collins

B/S Jacoby has a punt return of more than 25 yards
 
Buy. KJ's due for a solid game and pressure from the d-line is going to make for some bad passes by Collins

B/S Jacoby has a punt return of more than 25 yards

Buy I say he has at least 2 better than 25.

B/S Cushing 8 + tackles and .5 sacks
 
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