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Week One Injury Report
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Joeycharp89
Waterboy
I really want to see Foster open against the Colts. I don't want to just beat the Colts, I want to seem them get destroyed.
Dutchrudder
Hall of Fame
This has been an ongoing problem with Mario for a couple years now. It seems that since his balls were removed in 09, nobody has been able to find them and successfully reattach them to his groin. Hopefully he finds them this season and fixes the issue so he can get 16 sacks this year.
Knock knock
DRudder: "Who's there?"
'It's me, No Balls Williams, I hear you have an internet connection."
Would be disappointing to see MW with a nagging season long injury again.
Dutchrudder
Hall of Fame
Well if he has time to hunt down all of his internet critics, then that may explain his lack of production. Maybe we can sign Justin Beiber to come play OLB instead, I'm sure he would be more disruptive than Mario.
CloakNNNdagger
Hall of Fame
Recurrence of a sports hernia after repair is extremely uncommon 3-4%........although benny Joppru experienced just that. However, usually when there is continued groin pain following an adequate period of rehab, it usually heralds inflammation, tightness or tear of the adductor muscle. Conservative management is the rule (anti-inflammatories, steroid injections, platelet injections, etc.), but it usually requires an accompanying element of rest to fully treat the problem. If this is not successful, then a fairly minor surgical release of the adductor tendon can be opted for..........and did you notice Mario's other injury listing?....... "Achilles" ? This could be an example of the groin pain causing a compensation of stress from the hip to the ankle joint.
Demeco also has an "ankle" injury listing besides the "elbow." We aren't told which ankle. If this is in reference to his left ankle, is this chronic swelling or stiffness of the ankle secondary to the Achilles repair, or a postoperative chronic tendonitis of the Achilles?
I guess, we'll all be carefully observing Mario and Demeco for signs of these conditions affecting their performances.
House of Pain
Wild Speculator
Well if he has time to hunt down all of his internet critics, then that may explain his lack of production. Maybe we can sign Justin Beiber to come play OLB instead, I'm sure he would be more disruptive than Mario.
I disagree...everyone knows that Beiber's ability to shed blockers and his exceptional tackling skills make him more disruptive at ILB.
I don't think that's correct.
Doppelganger
None
Here is the inactive list from ESPN
Indianapolis at Houston
Colts: QB Peyton Manning, WR Anthony Gonzalez, WR Blair White, RB Darren Evans, G Jamie Richard, DE Jerry Hughes, CB Kevin Thomas
Texans: RB Arian Foster, CB Roc Charmichael, QB BJ Yates, C B Brandon Harris, G Thomas Austin, T Derek Newton, DT Tim Bulman
Mitchell is not listed.
Hes playing.