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Mario You Suck...

El Tejano

El Tejano

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Preseason or not, you plain and simple suck. If you can't sack Alex Smith or McCown you suck even more than we all thought!


(now let the magic work)
 
El Tejano said:
And you respond to them...you really do.
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Don't pay any attention to that guy. He negg'd repped me and called me a cheeky Kunt. <<<<------- spelled like that.

He has a case of big man syndrome cus he is a faceless troll on an internet chat forum.

But I get it. You made these last year too.

Mario Williams wears pink underwear with frilly roses.
 
Once again, for those that do not understand this thread. When I make this kind of thread Mario has a monster performance. (sshhh....don't tell him)
 
Lol, I guess you need a certain IQ level to understand sarcasm anymore.

And Mario dresses like my sister going to the prom!
 
Mario your just a Jolly good for nothing green giant!
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El Tejano said:
Once again, for those that do not understand this thread. When I make this kind of thread Mario has a monster performance. (sshhh....don't tell him)
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:gun: People just don't understand especially some of the newer posters. Mario, please don't wear your pink, lacy pantys tomorrow night. :mariopalm:
 
Frankenstein has better footwork than Mario Williams'
Hellen Keller has better vision and the Tin Man has more heart. :mariopalm: Stupid Mario.
 
dgmtexas said:
Man, thought I would check this site out, going back to the main site:mariopalm:
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This thread is an inside joke that's been going for a few years now, don't take **** so seriously. :cool:

Toan said:
Don't blame ya, brotha...

Aside from most posters having an 8-year old's sense of humor, matched by their children-like understanding of the human anatomy, and their mediocre discussion of football & everything related to it; there's not much here that sets them apart from the main board.

There is, however, nuggets thrown out by a few brilliant posters (in term of analysis & insight) every once and a while. That is what I look for, while trying to weed through these type of threads. :mariopalm:


I'm just surprise OP didn't revive his original thread on the very same "joke", which he did several times last season, when it was about to die and fall of the face of the forum. I guess it's the only he thing he can hold onto, although I don't think I would want to be remember as the guy who started a thread like that.
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:worldpeace:
 
Toan said:
Don't blame ya, brotha...

Aside from most posters having an 8-year old's sense of humor, matched by their children-like understanding of the human anatomy, and their mediocre discussion of football & everything related to it; there's not much here that sets them apart from the main board.

There is, however, nuggets thrown out by a few brilliant posters (in term of analysis & insight) every once and a while. That is what I look for, while trying to weed through these type of threads. :mariopalm:


I'm just surprise OP didn't revive his original thread on the very same "joke", which he did several times last season, when it was about to die and fall of the face of the forum. I guess it's the only he thing he can hold onto, although I don't think I would want to be remember as the guy who started a thread like that.
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Tell the guy holding the gun to your head I says wuzzup!
 
Toan said:
Don't blame ya, brotha...

Aside from most posters having an 8-year old's sense of humor, matched by their children-like understanding of the human anatomy, and their mediocre discussion of football & everything related to it; there's not much here that sets them apart from the main board.

There is, however, nuggets thrown out by a few brilliant posters (in term of analysis & insight) every once and a while. That is what I look for, while trying to weed through these type of threads. :mariopalm:


I'm just surprise OP didn't revive his original thread on the very same "joke", which he did several times last season, when it was about to die and fall of the face of the forum. I guess it's the only he thing he can hold onto, although I don't think I would want to be remember as the guy who started a thread like that.
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Maybe you should cry like a little girl about it, that's what Mario would do.
 
Toan said:
Don't blame ya, brotha...

Aside from most posters having an 8-year old's sense of humor, matched by their children-like understanding of the human anatomy, and their mediocre discussion of football & everything related to it; there's not much here that sets them apart from the main board.

There is, however, nuggets thrown out by a few brilliant posters (in term of analysis & insight) every once and a while. That is what I look for, while trying to weed through these type of threads. :mariopalm:


I'm just surprise OP didn't revive his original thread on the very same "joke", which he did several times last season, when it was about to die and fall of the face of the forum. I guess it's the only he thing he can hold onto, although I don't think I would want to be remember as the guy who started a thread like that.
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George Clooney is that you?

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Toan said:
Don't blame ya, brotha...

Aside from most posters having an 8-year old's sense of humor, matched by their children-like understanding of the human anatomy, and their mediocre discussion of football & everything related to it; there's not much here that sets them apart from the main board.

There is, however, nuggets thrown out by a few brilliant posters (in term of analysis & insight) every once and a while. That is what I look for, while trying to weed through these type of threads. :mariopalm:


I'm just surprise OP didn't revive his original thread on the very same "joke", which he did several times last season, when it was about to die and fall of the face of the forum. I guess it's the only he thing he can hold onto, although I don't think I would want to be remember as the guy who started a thread like that.
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I'm looking around and don't think anyone is asking you to stay.
 
Texan_Bill said:
:gun: People just don't understand especially some of the newer posters. Mario, please don't wear your pink, lacy pantys tomorrow night. :mariopalm:
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Can't believe the spelling/grammer/syntax police haven't scalded you yet. It's obvious you're a Dos Equis kinda guy. :D
 
TEXANRED said:
I'm looking around and don't think anyone is asking you to stay.
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Are you kidding? His/her football insight is phenomenal!

I can't remember seeing anything as smart and profound as him/her!

And Mario is his gay lover.
 
I have a few beers, I come back here, and what do I see?

This.

Jesus H. Mediocrity Christ. What in the hell do yall expect from Mario? He manages to show up for work about 9 weeks out of 16 and you expect him to be God. Well, he's not. God has a plan, Mario doesn't. Give him a damn break. It's not everyday you need to balance your checkbook with an extra 14 million. That's tough stuff. If God could count to 14 million the laws of gravity would be different.

You people piss me off. I refuse to post here anymore.
 
Thorn said:
I have a few beers, I come back here, and what do I see?

This.

Jesus H. Mediocrity Christ. What in the hell do yall expect from Mario? He manages to show up for work about 9 weeks out of 16 and you expect him to be God. Well, he's not. God has a plan, Mario doesn't. Give him a damn break. It's not everyday you need to balance your checkbook with an extra 14 million. That's tough stuff. If God could count to 14 million the laws of gravity would be different.

You people piss me off. I refuse to post here anymore.
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Kiss my ass! :kubepalm:
 
Thorn said:
I have a few beers, I come back here, and what do I see?

This.

Jesus H. Mediocrity Christ. What in the hell do yall expect from Mario? He manages to show up for work about 9 weeks out of 16 and you expect him to be God. Well, he's not. God has a plan, Mario doesn't. Give him a damn break. It's not everyday you need to balance your checkbook with an extra 14 million. That's tough stuff. If God could count to 14 million the laws of gravity would be different.

You people piss me off. I refuse to post here anymore.
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By all appearances, God's plan does NOT include MW being a WOLB in a 3-4 scheme. He could show up 53 weeks in a year, and it would be the same answer.
 
El Tejano said:
Preseason or not, you plain and simple suck. If you can't sack Alex Smith or McCown you suck even more than we all thought!


(now let the magic work)
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Wow bro. You are a douche bag supreme. :mariopalm:

You are a shame to all Texans fans, and this thread shows how little you know about the team. Die, Die, DIE. :bender:
 
Texan_Bill said:
:gun: People just don't understand especially some of the newer posters. Mario, please don't wear your pink, lacy pantys tomorrow night. :mariopalm:
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Per TB's personal request I present the following:

After exhaustive research I've concluded that there is indeed a place in our world for the singular "panty". It can be found employeed in the business world in several different senarios, i.e; pantygram, pantydroppers (remember the '80s?), pantyhose and of course the oft not so discussed panyliner. It would appear that "panty" can not stand alone. Panty always needs a "helper". Research indicates that once the aforementioned panty loses it's "helper" or placement as a garment such as ending up where they belong, on the ceiling fan, they become "panties".

Furthermore, the reason the spelling, syntax, ect. police would be involved in the case comes down to what my 3rd grade english teacher, Ms. "Fishlips" Andersen drilled through my thick gourd is when any singular word ending in "y" is pluralized one must "drop the "y" and add "ies" thus transforming panty to panties. Were you to turn in that paper with the plural spelled as "pantys" you would most assuredly have been sentenced to standing in the hallway with your nose in a circle drawn on a locker. Of course it's just a little taller than where your nose would be so it's tippy toes and gets very uncomfortable quickly and if you get out of the circle then Coach Bell is called upon to administer 3 wicked licks that would leave tears in a grown man's eyes. No one wants that fate.

In closing let me leave you with what Wiki has to say. They nailed it better than I could have dreamed of doing. Find it here.

If you will indulge the link you'll find a little known fact regarding the role that panties had in the Cuban Missile Crisis as well as the fall of Saddam Hussein's empire.

English and History class is now dismissed. :worm:
 
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