Don't laugh!!

SheTexan · Mar 30, 2011

BUT, gma got selected to be a judge for the cheerleading tryouts on April 9th!!! WOOOHOOOO!! I'm excited and think it will be fun!! BTW! I can take a guest! Not sure yet who that will be. NO BILL, I will not be judging a gal by the size of her boobs!!

I'll be looking at talent!! Can't wait!!

Lauren · Mar 30, 2011

OK Gma, I AM laughing!

Congrats! That should be a great time.

Dutchrudder · Mar 30, 2011

Is this Texans cheerleader tryouts or something else?

NitroGSXR · Mar 30, 2011

No offense but I'd rather have Bill judging these sort of cpntests. I know he'd choose the skankiest of the skank. Think of the movie... the Replacements and how the cheerleaders can contribute to the actual game itself...

The San Diego coach hollered to the ref... That girl slapped the other girl on her ass!! You're killing me!! Stop them from shaking their asses for two minutes!!

Or something like that...

GlassHalfFull · Mar 30, 2011

SheTexan said:
BUT, gma got selected to be a judge for the cheerleading tryouts on April 9th!!! WOOOHOOOO!! I'm excited and think it will be fun!! BTW! I can take a guest! Not sure yet who that will be. NO BILL, I will not be judging a gal by the size of her boobs!! I'll be looking at talent!! Can't wait!!

Have fun Sandy. Sounds like they picked the right judge.

JB · Mar 30, 2011

That's great Sandy!

Be sure to take a mature individual with you.

Hopefully one that loves rum cake and Jim Beam!

Texan_Bill · Mar 30, 2011

SheTexan said:
BUT, gma got selected to be a judge for the cheerleading tryouts on April 9th!!! WOOOHOOOO!! I'm excited and think it will be fun!! BTW! I can take a guest! Not sure yet who that will be. NO BILL, I will not be judging a gal by the size of her boobs!! I'll be looking at talent!! Can't wait!!

"Talent" is subjective, if you know what I mean Gma!!!

NitroGSXR · Mar 30, 2011

JB said:
That's great Sandy!

Be sure to take a mature individual with you.

Hopefully one that loves rum cake and Jim Beam!

You really loved that rum cake!! It sure was s-t-r-o-n-g!!

Gma, By the way, I meant to congratulate you but I was so focused on trying to remember what was said in that movie. Congratulations!! I am so happy for you!

gwallaia · Mar 30, 2011

What do you know about cheerleaders!?
You better let me handle this Grandma.

BigWig · Mar 31, 2011

I prefer brunettes, so don't pick too many blondes!

NitroGSXR · Mar 31, 2011

BigWig said:
I prefer brunettes, so don't pick too many blondes!

Aw ****... I need to email you. I completely forgot about you. Wow. I'm really sorry.

Andrew6 · Mar 31, 2011

SheTexan said:
BUT, gma got selected to be a judge for the cheerleading tryouts on April 9th!!! WOOOHOOOO!! I'm excited and think it will be fun!! BTW! I can take a guest! Not sure yet who that will be. NO BILL, I will not be judging a gal by the size of her boobs!! I'll be looking at talent!! Can't wait!!

nflnutswife · Mar 31, 2011

Hahahahaha, I LOVE it! That should be so much fun. Have a great time and send pictures!

Hagar · Mar 31, 2011

I think you'll do a great job but I have to admit, I'm green with envy.

Now remember, my favorites are:

Megan W. (I have a thing for the older vets)
Andrea
Ashley T
Meg
Schuyler & Dresdynn (Hometown girls)

But otherwise, just have fun.

NitroGSXR · Mar 31, 2011

hagar said:
i think you'll do a great job but i have to admit, i'm green with envy.

Now remember, my favorites are:

Megan w. (i have a thing for the older vets)
andrea
ashley t
meg
schuyler & dresdynn (hometown girls)

but otherwise, just have fun.

no duyen?!?!?!?!?

No candy?!?!?

Double Barrel · Mar 31, 2011

Now SheTex, how can I not laugh at the delicious irony of it all?!!

Congrats, though! I'm sure you will be a fantastic judge. :bravo:

Bull Pen 1 · Mar 31, 2011

SheTexan said:
BUT, gma got selected to be a judge for the cheerleading tryouts on April 9th!!! WOOOHOOOO!! I'm excited and think it will be fun!! BTW! I can take a guest! Not sure yet who that will be. NO BILL, I will not be judging a gal by the size of her boobs!! I'll be looking at talent!! Can't wait!!

Sandy you'll have a gr8 time, I was a judge back in year 2 or 3, I still have the hat that says judge on it.

Texan_Bill · Mar 31, 2011

Why the hell have I never been tapped for being a judge???!!!?!?

Hagar · Mar 31, 2011

NitroGSXR said:
no duyen?!?!?!?!?

No candy?!?!?

Everybody's got thier favorites. I'm still waiting for Tiffany to come back.

Just remember Shetexan, if the cheerleader can do this :ymca:

and she doesn't look like this :chicken:

,
all us

will be happy with your decision.

DiapHer · Apr 1, 2011

Oh, the irony here :laughjump:

disaacks3 · Apr 1, 2011

Texan_Bill said:
Why the hell have I never been tapped for being a judge???!!!?!?

I think they're worried about your "polling" procedures.

SheTexan · Apr 3, 2011

disaacks3 said:
I think they're worried about your "polling" procedures.

Damn Dan, that's funny!

76Texan · Apr 4, 2011

DiapHer said:
Oh, the irony here

Wait, what did I miss?
What did Shetex do now?
...

BTW, how's life treating you, stranger?!?

rush2112mn · Apr 4, 2011

take some binoculars....so you can see them up close

Texanmike02 · Apr 4, 2011

SheTexan said:
BUT, gma got selected to be a judge for the cheerleading tryouts on April 9th!!! WOOOHOOOO!! I'm excited and think it will be fun!! BTW! I can take a guest! Not sure yet who that will be. NO BILL, I will not be judging a gal by the size of her boobs!! I'll be looking at talent!! Can't wait!!

GMA, you're back?

Hi!.

Mike

HOU-TEX · Apr 5, 2011

Redheads, we need more redheads. :winky:

Congrats, Gma. They made a wise decision in choosing you.

Yankee_In_TX · Apr 5, 2011

Texan_Bill said:
Why the hell have I never been tapped for being a judge???!!!?!?

Unless you're a sponsor or media it's really hard despite what some folks on here say.

This is the first year in a few years I have been unable to weasel in.

disaacks3 · Apr 5, 2011

HOU-TEX said:
Redheads, we need more redheads.

Congrats, Gma. They made a wise decision in choosing you.

I second this whole-heartedly!

Texan_Bill · Apr 5, 2011

HOU-TEX said:
Redheads, we need more redheads.

Congrats, Gma. They made a wise decision in choosing you.

Yankee_In_TX said:
Unless you're a sponsor or media it's really hard despite what some folks on here say.

This is the first year in a few years I have been unable to weasel in.

I hear ya. Besides, I don't think Bob McNair would be hip to installing a pole in the practice bubble.
:toropalm:

SheTexan · Apr 6, 2011

Texanmike said:
GMA, you're back?

Hi!.

Mike

I drop in occassionally Mike, just to check on my BC family! Besides, some addictions are hard to break!! LOVE ya all!!

Texan_Bill · Apr 6, 2011

SheTexan said:
I drop in occassionally Mike, just to check on my BC family! Besides, some addictions are hard to break!! LOVE ya all!!

Love YOU G'ma!!!!

(although, you're only old enough to be my older sister!!!!!)

BullPenPhotos · Apr 7, 2011

Texan_Bill said:
(although, you're only old enough to be my older sister!!!!!)

Wow...I thought you were older then her... :whistle:

SheTexan · Apr 10, 2011

Had a BLAST tonight!! Wish all my BC boys could have been there with me! You all would have been in cheerleader heaven!!

ALSO, free beer!! Keeping my fingers crossed for all my favs. Second round tomorrow.

Hagar · Apr 10, 2011

After the fiasco at Saltgrass, I moseyed on over to the Texas Roadhouse. I'm sitting at the bar and there's a huge amount of commotion coming from the kitchen. Next a very attractive, young lady comes running from the kitchen and hugs my female bartender yelling "I made it, I made it". Seems she's made it through the Sunday round.

She's a tinny. tiny, brunette who was well like by he co-workers and very cute to boot. If she a good sample of what you are choosing for our cheerleaders next year, I'd say you're on the right path.

Texan_Bill · Apr 10, 2011

BullPenPhotos said:
Wow...I thought you were older then her...

That ain't right!!!!

SheTexan said:
Had a BLAST tonight!! Wish all my BC boys could have been there with me! You all would have been in cheerleader heaven!! ALSO, free beer!! Keeping my fingers crossed for all my favs. Second round tomorrow.

Awesomeness!!! G'ma, You need to hook a grandson up!!!! Hot chicks!!! HOT CHICKS!!!!!

Hagar said:
After the fiasco at Saltgrass, I moseyed on over to the Texas Roadhouse. I'm sitting at the bar and there's a huge amount of commotion coming from the kitchen. Next a very attractive, young lady comes running from the kitchen and hugs my female bartender yelling "I made it, I made it". Seems she's made it through the Sunday round.

She's a tinny. tiny, brunette who was well like by he co-workers and very cute to boot. If she a good sample of what you are choosing for our cheerleaders next year, I'd say you're on the right path.

Don't laugh!!

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