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BSofA04

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Ok, this season has gone to crud! As a San Antonian, I can turn to my Spurs (my first love) as an easy out for the bull crap this season has turned out to be. Houstonians, you truly deserve better than this nonsense!

What makes this Texans season better for Houston? Bocce ball? Ladder golf? Titty bars? Cowboys sucking too? Mavericks having the least championships in Texas? How about high school football? (Pearland Oilers?)

AJ whipping Innegan? Let's cope together...
 
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Jesus Christ guys, we're 5-9. Yeah I cope by getting drunk on whiskey and Bill Cowher.
Let it out!

I hate TITan fans who know nothing about the rivalry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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dave said:
go spurs go!!!!!!
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Dave, your post and avatar just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit!

My Rockets are just about .500. The Astros are rebuilding. And my Texans gave up in a season that an 8-8 team could win the division. The only thing I can feel good about is next years draft...
 
Super Mario said:
Dave, your post and avatar just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit!

My Rockets are just about .500. The Astros are rebuilding. And my Texans gave up in a season that an 8-8 team could win the division. The only thing I can feel good about is next years draft...
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And with the way we go about drafting, you can't feel too good about that.
 
See the sig. Being a Houston sports fan is tough cookies sometimes, but you learn to deal with it and appreciate the little things; like seeing the biggest punkass, on the biggest punkass team (who any Houstonian football fan born after 1996 should hate) get his bell rung by the only player in the Texans short history who will probably make the hall a fame when its all said and done. 2010 has been a crappy year, for me personally and for Houston sports in general. The good news? There's a new one right around the corner.
 
BSofA04 said:
Ok, this season has gone to crud! As a San Antonian, I can turn to my Spurs (my first love) as an easy out for the bull crap this season has turned out to be. Houstonians, you truly deserve better than this nonsense!

What makes this Texans season better for Houston? Bocce ball? Ladder golf? Titty bars? Cowboys sucking too? Mavericks having the least championships in Texas? How about high school football? (Pearland Oilers?)

AJ whipping Innegan? Let's cope together...
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AJ whipping Innegan was nice, as well as the 20-0 final.

Unfortunately, the ass whooping the team took in Tennessee last weekend all but negated all of that.

I'll have to think about it, because honestly, this season really has no redeeming qualities that I can recall at the moment. It was supposed to be "the year", and with the way that the AFC South ended up, it should have been "the year".
 
The only thing I'm hoping for right now is for the Texans to beat the Jags last game of the year and keep them outta the playoffs. Lucky bastards should never have beaten us at their place anyhow!
 
BSofA04 said:
Ok, this season has gone to crud! As a San Antonian, I can turn to my Spurs (my first love) as an easy out for the bull crap this season has turned out to be. Houstonians, you truly deserve better than this nonsense!

What makes this Texans season better for Houston? Bocce ball? Ladder golf? Titty bars? Cowboys sucking too? Mavericks having the least championships in Texas? How about high school football? (Pearland Oilers?)

AJ whipping Innegan? Let's cope together...
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AJ whoopin' Innegan - check

Topless bars - check

The Cowboys sucking - check

Mavs, no championships - check

Getting drunk - added to the list.
 
BSofA04 said:
Ok, this season has gone to crud! As a San Antonian, I can turn to my Spurs (my first love) as an easy out for the bull crap this season has turned out to be. Houstonians, you truly deserve better than this nonsense!

What makes this Texans season better for Houston? Bocce ball? Ladder golf? Titty bars? Cowboys sucking too? Mavericks having the least championships in Texas? How about high school football? (Pearland Oilers?)

AJ whipping Innegan? Let's cope together...
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Titty bars FTW
 
Texan_Bill said:
AJ whoopin' Innegan - check

Topless bars - check

The Cowboys sucking - check

Mavs, no championships - check

Getting drunk - added to the list.
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Don't forget the Mavs got embarrassed by the Golden State Warriors in the 2007 playoffs too! That series was funny, and Mark Cuban's reactions were hilarious!

The Mavs hold the record for being the only #1 seeded team to lose in the first round of the playoffs :D
 
Dutchrudder said:
Don't forget the Mavs got embarrassed by the Golden State Warriors in the 2007 playoffs too! That series was funny, and Mark Cuban's reactions were hilarious!

The Mavs hold the record for being the only #1 seeded team to lose in the first round of the playoffs :D
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* In a 7 game series...


As any long time Rockets fan should know, the 94 Nuggets took out the #1 seed Seattle Supersonics, who routinely got the best of the Rockets. The nuggets took them out, which cleared the way for Houston to win their first championship. Everybody likes to talk about how the only reason why Houston won that year was because Jordan retired and that's crap.....I'd be much more willing to hear that argument if it was about the Sonics. They were a total mismatch for the Houston Rockets back then.
 
Having a team to cheer for is awesome because lord knows I can't be a Cowboys fan. But...would be nice not to be embarrassed by them for the way we lose in 2010.

At least Houston's skyline looks better than Dallas's. Take that!
 
Carr Bombed said:
* In a 7 game series...


As any long time Rockets fan should know, the 94 Nuggets took out the #1 seed Seattle Supersonics, who routinely got the best of the Rockets. The nuggets took them out, which cleared the way for Houston to win their first championship. Everybody likes to talk about how the only reason why Houston won that year was because Jordan retired and that's crap.....I'd be much more willing to hear that argument if it was about the Sonics. They were a total mismatch for the Houston Rockets back then.
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Ah you're right, but i wasn't a rockets fan in 94 :-O
 
AJ whoopin' Innegan - check

Topless bars - check

The Cowboys sucking - check
Mavs, no championships - check

Getting drunk - added to the list.
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um, don't look, but the Texans have the exact same record as the Cowboys. :headhurts:

only difference is their winning games, after firing their previous Head Coach, and we're still losing games after keeping ours. :smiliepalm:
 
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